Eddie Van Halen
I'm going to go ahead and throw a name out there.
Started by Scary Gary, Jun 09 2010 10:17 AM
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 01:42 PM
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 01:43 PM
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QUOTE(titans&bucs&bearsohmy @ Mar 12 2009, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude, ditch the cafe thing.
Go to your local bookstore. Check the self help aisle. If there is a cutie there, pounce, that is fish in a barrel easy.
If not, next store.
This works best on Friday or Saturday night when they feel pathetic for being in a bookstore alone on a weekend night. It just doesn't get much easier than that.
Go to your local bookstore. Check the self help aisle. If there is a cutie there, pounce, that is fish in a barrel easy.
If not, next store.
This works best on Friday or Saturday night when they feel pathetic for being in a bookstore alone on a weekend night. It just doesn't get much easier than that.
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"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." – Albert Einstein
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." – Albert Einstein
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Posted 09 June 2010 - 01:56 PM
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Oh beautiful for heroes proved,
In liberating strife,
Who more than self, their country loved,
And mercy more than life,
America, America may God thy gold refine,
Til all success be nobleness
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If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under!
In liberating strife,
Who more than self, their country loved,
And mercy more than life,
America, America may God thy gold refine,
Til all success be nobleness
And every gain divined
If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under!
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Because approximately half of Americans are stupid right wing sister focking bible beating gun fellating wackjobs.
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Because approximately half of Americans are stupid right wing sister focking bible beating gun fellating wackjobs.
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Is 'normal' normal if everyone is abnormal?
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Common sense isn't very common.
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J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets!
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- NY Jets go 13-3 and win the AFC east (wrong)
- Sanchez and Tebow makes the AFC ProBowl roster (wrong)
- No rookie QBs will finish in the top 15 @ the QB position using FFToday scoring (way wrong)
- NE Patriots will not make playoffs (wrong)
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"Sandusky and his attorney have come up with all kinds of excuses for why Sandusky continuously showered with young boys... for the touching and the nakedness. He was showing them how to soap up, was one. He was a "tickle monster," was another.Let's hope the judge sends Sandusky away for the rest of his days, into the general population at a federal prison, not a protected one.Let's see how the tickle monster goes over with those guys." ~Rick Reilly, ESPN.COM
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My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.
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"Sandusky and his attorney have come up with all kinds of excuses for why Sandusky continuously showered with young boys... for the touching and the nakedness. He was showing them how to soap up, was one. He was a "tickle monster," was another.Let's hope the judge sends Sandusky away for the rest of his days, into the general population at a federal prison, not a protected one.Let's see how the tickle monster goes over with those guys." ~Rick Reilly, ESPN.COM
