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#1 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:45 PM

It looks like I might have a job in a couple of days.
Fingers crossed :banana:

#2 IAMWood

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:47 PM

It looks like I might have a job in a couple of days.
Fingers crossed :banana:


Mickey Ds finally call back?

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#3 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:49 PM

It looks like I might have a job in a couple of days.
Fingers crossed :banana:



Crossing fingers won't pay the bills ya douche.

Congrats. :cheers:

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#4 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:52 PM

Mickey Ds finally call back?

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Gee..how original :rolleyes:

#5 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:53 PM

Crossing fingers won't pay the bills ya douche.

Congrats. :cheers:

Crossing fingers doesn't keep the water away from ones house, either

#6 shotsup

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 10:54 PM

Good deal for us - win win situation.

Maybe now I can catch up to your superior post count. Or not. Loser.

But good luck !!!!! Seriously.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#7 Yer mom

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:01 PM

Nicely poonpole! That might entice me to come here more often :music_guitarred:

I got my car clean/waxed at a place this weekend and they fockin broke my CD player, the discs wont come out. Now its Guns N Roses Greatest hits until I get the thing replaced.

Should I make a fuss? The messicans were just doing their job, I doubt they intended to break my shiit :dunno:

NOt afraid to make a face to face fock you argument :)
Titanic Fact: Charles Joughin was the only person to survive the ice cold Atlantic water...He reportedly had been drinking heavily.

#8 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:01 PM

Good deal for us - win win situation.

Maybe now I can catch up to your superior post count. Or not. Loser.

But good luck !!!!! Seriously.

Thank you.....I think :unsure:

Also, I just took a pic of my newley shaved nether reigons (boner included) if anyone is interested :banana:

#9 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:03 PM

Crossing fingers doesn't keep the water away from ones house, either



Yes it does. So far, so good. I also knock on wood. my wood works fine. :music_guitarred:

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#10 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:07 PM

Yes it does. So far, so good. I also knock on wood. my wood works fine. :music_guitarred:

Dood, Your 'wood' has got to be soggy as all hell by now. If not, then it's prolly petrified from old age and lack of use.
Either way, sorry 'bout that. :(

#11 GettnHuge

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:07 PM

so Ringling Bros finally ran out of foreigners?
MedStudent: Sorry to disapoint you but i don't have a pair.

nikki2200: But STAY ON TOPIC. This thread is about shooting water out of your ass

jgcrawfish: i'm bleeding and screaming and the guinnea pig is flopping around on the desk

SUXBNME: One unfortunate or funny thing that I did do was have my buddy take a pic of my weiner

#12 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:09 PM

Nicely poonpole! That might entice me to come here more often :music_guitarred:

I got my car clean/waxed at a place this weekend and they fockin broke my CD player, the discs wont come out. Now its Guns N Roses Greatest hits until I get the thing replaced.

Should I make a fuss? The messicans were just doing their job, I doubt they intended to break my shiit :dunno:

NOt afraid to make a face to face fock you argument :)

1: WTF is a "Poonpole" ?
2: Nothing wrong with G&R on replay :headbanger:
3: Wanna hump ? :wub:

#13 shotsup

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:09 PM

Thank you.....I think :unsure:

Also, I just took a pic of my newley shaved nether reigons (boner included) if anyone is interested :banana:

:ninja:

I swore off shaving my junk - after many many bad experiences :ninja: X2

Don't do it ! The grow back is a ######.

And thanks and all but I'll pass at the pic. Probably developed in 3"X5" to give the illusion that it is huge.

Did I just date myself saying developed in 3X5

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#14 shotsup

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:10 PM

1: WTF is a "Poonpole" ?


glad to see I am not the only one to be like :blink:
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#15 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:10 PM

so Ringling Bros finally ran out of foreigners?

Sorta, but not quite.
I still have to be the lone white man willing to put my head in the tigers mouf.

#16 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:12 PM

Probably developed in 3"X5" to give the illusion that it is gettnhuge.

:banana:

#17 Yer mom

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:14 PM

1: WTF is a "Poonpole" ?
2: Nothing wrong with G&R on replay :headbanger:
3: Wanna hump ? :wub:


1. A peemus
2. You got that right, but one trick ponys wear thin
3. I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners, also new CD players :)
Titanic Fact: Charles Joughin was the only person to survive the ice cold Atlantic water...He reportedly had been drinking heavily.

#18 kilroy69

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:15 PM

I still have to be the lone white man willing to put my head in the tigers mouf.

your working for mike tyson?
Its still not a hummingbird.

#19 shotsup

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:18 PM

So give it up already - what is the (possible) job ?? Just another scamming mechanic or in a reputable shop ? Or is something different altogether?
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#20 Yer mom

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:23 PM

So give it up already - what is the (possible) job ?? Just another scamming mechanic or in a reputable shop ? Or is something different altogether?


He digs deep into the Childress book for answers to geek car probalems for free, he doesnt need to scam due tohis religious beliefs of the honey Badger, he is protected for etermity
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#21 Bier Meister

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:25 PM

good luck
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#22 SUXBNME

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:38 PM

2. You got that right, but one trick ponys wear thin

Are you seriously callin G&R a "One Trick Pony" ? :shocking:

I guess I misjudged you from the start. :(

#23 Yer mom

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:48 PM

Are you seriously callin G&R a "One Trick Pony" ? :shocking:

I guess I misjudged you from the start. :(


I meant by having one band in the changer, but now higher powers are listenin and yer knockin on heavens door :headbanger:
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#24 IGotWorms

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:56 PM

Honey Badger don't care! :pointstosky:




#25 heavy-set

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 04:56 AM

Gee..how original :rolleyes:

this better not cut into your COD time. :nono:

11/8/11. how is gypsy.


also, 1 congrats in 25 posts? lets make it 2. congrats :cheers:

#26 patweisers44

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:17 AM

Congrats. What's the gig?
To be the man, you gotta beat the man.

#27 IAMWood

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:22 AM

Gee..how original :rolleyes:


i know iknow, but you knew it was coming from someone, just happened to be me. Jack in the Box?

#28 NorthernVike

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:35 AM

Has it been 99 weeks already?




:thumbsup:

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#29 nikki2200

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 05:58 AM

This thread could possibly be the gayest thing on the interwebs.

It's much better collecting stray kats and crapping your pants on occasion. Trust me.


#30 patweisers44

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:00 AM

This thread could possibly be the gayest thing on the interwebs.

Dad doesnt own a computer, eh?
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#31 nikki2200

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:03 AM

Dad doesnt own a computer, eh?



This thread is gayer than my dad.

It's much better collecting stray kats and crapping your pants on occasion. Trust me.


#32 patweisers44

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:04 AM

This thread is gayer than my dad.

:clap:
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#33 Ray Lewis's Limo Driver

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:06 AM

See if you can get Giants Fan a jobby-job too.... :thumbsup:

The economy is running about as good as FFToday.com on a Sunday just before 1pm during football season.

 


#34 dain11279

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:19 AM

This thread is gayer than my dad.


:overhead:

New sig!

This thread is gayer than my dad.


#35 NewbieJr

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:25 AM

Thank you.....I think :unsure:

Also, I just took a pic of my newley shaved nether reigons (boner included) if anyone is interested :banana:

:wub:

Inbox please
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#36 heavy-set

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:26 AM

:wub:

Inbox please

I knew it
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#37 mmmmm...beer

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:28 AM

Congrats man! Holy moley... what's it been... like 2 years? Are you sure you remember how to work? :huh: Don't want you all of the sudden quitting after the 2nd day cause "werk is the suck". :doh:
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#38 OldMaid

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 11:42 AM

Congrats on getting a job as ghey male escort! I hope it works out for you.

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


#39 BiPolarBear

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 11:55 AM

Congrats on getting a job as ghey male escort! I hope it works out for you.


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"Yes, I do: That's how I got the name."
"Say you're not a Samoan are you?"
"You are? Goodie!!!
"By the stroke, if you like, or we could use an egg timer."
"OK, I'm on the way, I will have on a chartreuse feather boa."

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#40 kutulu

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 01:13 PM

I won't be able to post here as much



GOTY material right there. :pointstosky: