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Started by Old School, Mar 04 2012 09:48 PM

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#1 Old School

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 09:48 PM

This fockin bored can use a good laugh or two- this should be worth one.

Heading to the hospital Tuesday for a little procedure.
I'm at that age where it's time to run a camera up my arse for a look around. Oh joy. :shocking:
The part I'm REALLY not looking forward to is tomorrow, and the prep work. The Night of A Thousand Waterfalls is coming far too soon.
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Posted 04 March 2012 - 11:01 PM

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 07:50 AM

Made it through the thousand waterfalls.
Camera crew goes live in 40 minutes.
This is so wrong...

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 02:26 AM

Made it through the thousand waterfalls.
Camera crew goes live in 40 minutes.
This is so wrong...


Everything "Come Out OK"?
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#5 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 07:15 AM

Everything "Come Out OK"?

Everything 'came out' last night. :doh:
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#6 Old School

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 11:43 AM

Everything "Come Out OK"?


Yeah- just trying to add a little humor to the bored. Maybe shoulda thrown in some political rant about the cost of health care to entertain the masses.

Our 12 YO got a kick out of my preparation the night before- especially the noises & rumblings coming out of my stomach just before I made a fast dash & disappeared to the bathroom.

Doc did find something he didn't like. Said its not cancer, but did a biopsy and will have the results Friday.
Great- something else to worry about.

That's all I got.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:01 PM

Doc did find something he didn't like. Said its not cancer, but did a biopsy and will have the results Friday.


I'm guessing "magic marker". Let us know on Friday if I was correct. :thumbsup:
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:07 PM

I'm guessing "magic marker". Let us know on Friday if I was correct. :thumbsup:

I'm going with a gerbil. :thumbsup:
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:10 PM

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#10 NorthernVike

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:57 PM

My guess is a couple dozen used condoms.
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#11 OldMaid

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 02:12 PM

I'm going with a gerbil. :thumbsup:

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1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 02:25 PM

Jimmy Hoffa?

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#13 Old School

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 04:13 PM

See- guessing what is lurking up someone's ass is much more entertaining than the political drivel.

Carry on!

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 08:29 PM

I'm going with a gerbil. :thumbsup:


You mean you're dating a gerbil. No one says "going with" anymore.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 08:31 PM

Doc did find something he didn't like.


I would be more worried if he found something in there he did like.
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#16 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 08:36 PM

This fockin bored can use a good laugh or two- this should be worth one.

Heading to the hospital Tuesday for a little procedure.
I'm at that age where it's time to run a camera up my arse for a look around. Oh joy. :shocking:
The part I'm REALLY not looking forward to is tomorrow, and the prep work. The Night of A Thousand Waterfalls is coming far too soon.
:cry:


I had to do that a couple of years ago. The night before is the SUCK. :thumbsdown:
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#17 gocolts

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 09:51 PM

I'm guessing "magic marker". Let us know on Friday if I was correct. :thumbsup:

I am going with a Pepsi bottle.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:09 PM

I'm going with your dignity.

Please send me my megatoof ASAP. Thanks!

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#19 gocolts

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:11 PM

I'm going with your dignity.

Please send me my megatoof ASAP. Thanks!

The Great Bill E. is the toof master, not Old School.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:17 PM

The Great Bill E. is the toof master, not Old School.


It was worth a try.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:47 PM

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:57 PM

While he's in there, see if he can find Redtodds' sense of humor.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 11:27 PM

While he's in there, see if he can find Redtodds' sense of humor.



Your wifey ate that long ago like the rest of us. Speaking of her, how did she celebit the 100 year anniversary of the oreo cookie?

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#24 IGotWorms

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 12:22 AM

You mean you're dating a gerbil. No one says "going with" anymore.


But he gave it a promise ring and everything! :cry:

#25 shotsup

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 02:03 AM

While he's in there, see if he can find Redtodds' sense of humor.


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#26 gocolts

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:07 PM

It was worth a try.

:thumbsup: Can't blame a guy for trying to get a megatoof.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:10 PM

I'm still missing my watch :ninja:

Never trust anything that's brown. :ninja:

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 07:59 PM

Never trust anything that's brown. :ninja:


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