I was much more interested in doing this 2 months ago, but I'll try...
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Started by CantTouchThis, Mar 08 2012 04:01 PM
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:01 PM
I was much more interested in doing this 2 months ago, but I'll try...
Oh, i see they have the internet on computers now.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:13 PM
Age?
S/O status?
Straight? Homo? Bi-curious?
Credit Card Number?
S/O status?
Straight? Homo? Bi-curious?
Credit Card Number?
Disclaimer: I have no focking idea what I'm talking about.
"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." – Albert Einstein
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." – Albert Einstein
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:23 PM
What can't I touch? 
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:25 PM
Do you still wear MC Hammer pants?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:26 PM
Most wimmens you've focked in a 24hr period?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:31 PM
Why do I always think you're SUXBNME?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:35 PM
Age?
S/O status?
Straight? Homo? Bi-curious?
Credit Card Number?
22
Single
Straightish
8008580085800855
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:36 PM
What can't I touch?
Ma feets.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:37 PM
Do you still wear MC Hammer pants?
Nope, that happened before my time.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:38 PM
Most wimmens you've focked in a 24hr period?
One.
Iamnotawhore.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:40 PM
Why do I always think you're SUXBNME?
I dislike cats and am a very big dog person. So, don't really know.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:44 PM
What natural event would you like to experience with intensity, if you somehow knew that you would come out completely unscathed in the end?
Still studying meteorology?
Still studying meteorology?
Romans Chapter 5-8
Tha heavins shal poss awee weeth gleat noizsh, end da elameens shal melt wid farvunt heet, tha uurth alsoo und tha warks theit are therin shal be barned oop.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:53 PM
have you ever given/received a golden shower?
I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 04:54 PM
Beer of choice
Wine of choice
Mixed drink of choice
Wine of choice
Mixed drink of choice
Mine is small, but the head spins.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:01 PM
If you had a choice between being the top scientist in your field, or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:28 PM
Do your nipples still get hard when you hold a fish?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:28 PM
Why do I always think you're SUXBNME?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 05:35 PM
Did you go to college? If so what did you study? What was the hottest chick you've banged on the 1-10 scale?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:12 PM
What natural event would you like to experience with intensity, if you somehow knew that you would come out completely unscathed in the end?
Still studying meteorology?
Wow. Impressed someone knew this. Yes, I *should* be done and graduated, but scheduling difficulties have held me back, which I honestly don't mind.
Definitely a hurricane. CAT 3, somewhere that wouldn't get too bad of storm surge. Tornadoes are too quick and intense, though I would love to be in one if it wasn't my house/possessions getting destroyed and I could leave unscathed. It's like a tornado is the Top Thrill Dragster, and the hurricane in the Millenium Force(cedar point reference for those of you that have been). Both are awesome, but I like the MF better because it's longer and still very intense.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:12 PM
have you ever given/received a golden shower?
Nope.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:15 PM
What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:16 PM
Beer of choice
Wine of choice
Mixed drink of choice
I still have yet to try a lot of the beers I want to, but thus far it would be almost any of the Bell's lagers. If I HAD to choose ONE beer, it would be Hopslam. Not the fullest taste, but the after-taste and aroma are incredible. Plus it's 10.5% abv, which I am a fan of.
Not a wine drinker at all.
White Russian.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:16 PM
If you had a choice between being the top scientist in your field, or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
I'm PRETTY sure I can manage both.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:18 PM
On a scale of 9-10, how big of a doosh are you? 
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:20 PM
Do your nipples still get hard when you hold a fish?
It took me a second to remember what you were talking about, but I assume it's the pic I posted 6 or 7 years ago when I was 16.
It actually really sucks, I have been fishing exactly 3 times in the past 2 years. The biggest obstacle, other than time, is just not having anywhere to store anything living in an apartment. My next apt is a gigantic loft, so I am hoping I can at least keep my kayak and some gear up with me.
But to answer your question...I suppose so if it's cold.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:25 PM
Did you go to college? If so what did you study? What was the hottest chick you've banged on the 1-10 scale?
I currently go to college, studying meteorology even though I haven't taken anything related to my field in a couple semesters(see above posts).
Probably a solid 9, but that was back in high school. In college, probably an 8-8.2.
What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?
Something embarrassing happens to me on a near daily basis, I am pretty much numb to humility now. Can't think of anything specific right now, but if I do I will tell the tale
On a scale of 9-10, how big of a doosh are you?
About a 1.5-2. There are only a handful of guys I know that are less of a douche than me, I am really easy going and laid back and have a truly special hatred to true douchers.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:31 PM
Will it rain tomorrow?
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 06:31 PM
Who do you think is the hottest weather biotch on TWC?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 07:23 PM
Do your nipples still get hard when you hold a fish?
I remember that pic.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 07:42 PM
How'd your buddy's semi-pro poker career work out?
(drobeski @ Aug 16 2005, 04:17 PM)I'm not gay. HE was sucking MY cack.
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 07:46 PM
What is the longest relationship you've had? How long would you endure a bad marriage?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 08:21 PM
22? Jesus I remember when you were like 14
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:40 PM
Yeah, he's old enough for GFIAFP to touch now.22? Jesus I remember when you were like 14
Which brings up a question ... has participating in the the Geek Club from such a young age warped your for life?
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:50 PM
It took me a second to remember what you were talking about, but I assume it's the pic I posted 6 or 7 years ago when I was 16.
It actually really sucks, I have been fishing exactly 3 times in the past 2 years. The biggest obstacle, other than time, is just not having anywhere to store anything living in an apartment. My next apt is a gigantic loft, so I am hoping I can at least keep my kayak and some gear up with me.
But to answer your question...I suppose so if it's cold.
I sold my bass boat recently, so I feel your pain.
CTT's nipples
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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:56 PM
What's something you've pissed on that you shouldn't have?
Biggest fattest beast you've mounted. Weight, height, and can sizer? Did you cry after?
Biggest fattest beast you've mounted. Weight, height, and can sizer? Did you cry after?
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:39 AM
Most Big Macs you crushed in 24 hours
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:01 AM
Will it rain tomorrow?
Yes.
Who do you think is the hottest weather biotch on TWC?
Have no clue, I don't watch unless there is a hurricane or some other big phenomena going down, in which case I will catch the coverage sometimes.
How'd your buddy's semi-pro poker career work out?
Hmmm, that could mean several different people including myself. My friend's cousin, who was an online tycoon of sorts, took 2nd in the Heartland and he has just turned 18. He took down 117k, not bad for just turning 18.
I just started up again, it's been good pretty good. No big cashes, a bunch of middle cashes though. Hopefully it will continue to be a good second income for me. You never know with the swings though.
What is the longest relationship you've had? How long would you endure a bad marriage?
5 or 6 months. No joke, I am just not a relationship person at all, and have only been in a handful of "official" relationships.
The second part is a bit tricky because I seriously don't think I will be getting married. It's not the staying with one person, it's just the concept of marriage. It does have legal barring, but I don't think it should, it would seriously solve a lot of problems(divorce, gay marriage). Marriage should have no barring or meaning outside of a religious purpose.
Yeah, he's old enough for GFIAFP to touch now.
Which brings up a question ... has participating in the the Geek Club from such a young age warped your for life?
Actually, yeah, a bit. I USE to get a lot of nice information about all sorts of stuff here. Not so much anymore, I pretty much just come on to talk about sports usually.
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:07 AM
What's something you've pissed on that you shouldn't have?
Biggest fattest beast you've mounted. Weight, height, and can sizer? Did you cry after?
A stranger's car, it just pissed me off.
Um, not a fan of the chubbies at all. However, there was one bigger girl, she was more just broad and big than fat though. 6'1, 220, 36EE. And no, I took what was probably my longest, most volume-est piss I have ever taken though.
Most Big Macs you crushed in 24 hours
0. McDonald's was my first job, and the things just grossed me out. Never have eaten one, and probably never will.
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 02:12 AM
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
It's much better collecting stray kats and crapping your pants on occasion. Trust me.
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 06:31 AM
Favorite three geeks?
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.
