lib women have decided that if we all are not willing to pay for a luxury item of theirs, contraception, that they are going to withhold sex from men until we all see the light.
so, let's pick a luxury item we want for free also, or we will withhold sex.
what would you like for free?
tv
ammo by the month
golf clubs
rims for the whip
liberal women are staging a sex strike
Started by BudBro, Mar 11 2012 08:17 PM
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 08:17 PM
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:02 PM
It is crystal clear that these women can't keep their legs closed and this is a threat they can not adhere to. Hell, they have been going nuts as of late for the right to be slvts. Now, they want us to believe they would withhold sex. 
Please.
Please.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:05 PM
what would you like for free?
tv
ammo by the month
golf clubs
rims for the whip
tv
I pay more a month for tv than I have paid for all those others total ever.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:22 PM
They seem to be effectively withholding it from youIt is crystal clear that these women can't keep their legs closed and this is a threat they can not adhere to. Hell, they have been going nuts as of late for the right to be slvts. Now, they want us to believe they would withhold sex.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:33 PM
Not even close. I haven't tried. Have not even asked a girl out well over 15 years. So I am the one withholding it from THEM.They seem to be effectively withholding it from you
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:38 PM
Amazing you haven't been raped by those harlots. How do you keep them at bay?Not even close. I haven't tried. Have not even asked a girl out well over 15 years. So I am the one withholding it from THEM.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:45 PM
Amazing you haven't been raped by those harlots. How do you keep them at bay?
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:48 PM
I didn't get the e-mail.
Damn. Does that mean I'm not allowed to have sex tonight? Bummer.
Damn. Does that mean I'm not allowed to have sex tonight? Bummer.
It's much better collecting stray kats and crapping your pants on occasion. Trust me.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:50 PM
I didn't get the e-mail.
Damn. Does that mean I'm not allowed to have sex tonight? Bummer.
It is crystal clear that these women can't keep their legs closed and this is a threat they can not adhere to.
See. What did I tell you.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:56 PM
Like flies to sh!tSee. What did I tell you.
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 09:59 PM
Like flies to sh!t
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 10:14 PM
I went to a St Patricks Day parade with my family here today and had to park a half a mile away . It;s a suburban parade not in new Orleans and is in a nice part of town.You park in front of peoples houses and they are cool with it. It's part of living near a parade route. Everybody eats, drinks and has a great time So as I'm toting my ice chest and chairs, I see this bumper sticker on the back of a Prius that reads "Women Who Are Silent And Non-Contreversial Have Never Made A Contribution To Soceity". Under my breath i said " She must be a union member in the porn soceity." The wifey hears this and throws an empty diet coke can at me and rolls her eyes. During the parade, there were so many outspoken sluts in one place that I had a fawking blast people watching. Good times to say the least. Erin Geaux Braugh baby.
So when we were walking back I see this middle aged drunk guy pick up a piece of dog shat with a plastic bag and smear it on the bumper sticker of the before mentioned Prius. His drunk buddy asks him what the fawk he's doing and he responds " I'm giving her something to scream about!"
So when we were walking back I see this middle aged drunk guy pick up a piece of dog shat with a plastic bag and smear it on the bumper sticker of the before mentioned Prius. His drunk buddy asks him what the fawk he's doing and he responds " I'm giving her something to scream about!"
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 10:17 PM
I went to a St Patricks Day parade with my family here today and had to park a half a mile away . It;s a suburban parade not in new Orleans and is in a nice part of town.You park in front of peoples houses and they are cool with it. It's part of living near a parade route. Everybody eats, drinks and has a great time So as I'm toting my ice chest and chairs, I see this bumper sticker on the back of a Prius that reads "Women Who Are Silent And Non-Contreversial Have Never Made A Contribution To Soceity". Under my breath i said " She must be a union member in the porn soceity." The wifey hears this and throws an empty diet coke can at me and rolls her eyes. During the parade, there were so many outspoken sluts in one place that I had a fawking blast people watching. Good times to say the least. Erin Geaux Braugh baby.
So when we were walking back I see this middle aged drunk guy pick up a piece of dog shat with a plastic bag and smear it on the bumper sticker of the before mentioned Prius. His drunk buddy asks him what the fawk he's doing and he responds " I'm giving her something to scream about!"
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 08:45 AM
Let them. Men couldn't care less anymore. Not when there is easy, affordable, quality sex available elsewhere at fair prices and without all of the focking drama.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 08:59 AM
My wife is apparently not a liberal because I got a nice BJ last night.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 09:03 AM
Ok, lets support them, put these bulldogs on the front lines in our military....
I feel bad for the men that have to deal with those uppity women...
I feel bad for the men that have to deal with those uppity women...
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 09:03 AM
Is there a linky for this story?lib women have decided that if we all are not willing to pay for a luxury item of theirs, contraception, that they are going to withhold sex from men until we all see the light.
so, let's pick a luxury item we want for free also, or we will withhold sex.
what would you like for free?
tv
ammo by the month
golf clubs
rims for the whip
I think I have an idea where you got this from and if I'm right then what you have posted is the equivalent of a bad game of telephone.
Also, any woman who knows anything about anything, knows you're twice as likely to get what you want if you ask for it DURING SEX.
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:17 PM
My woman knows if she asks for anything during sex I tell her to wait about 30-45 seconds... By that time I'm done and asleep...Also, any woman who knows anything about anything, knows you're twice as likely to get what you want if you ask for it DURING SEX.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:26 PM
Wow!
The Rachel Maddows, Rosie O'Dungholes, and Whoopie Goldbergs of the world are gonna abstain from sex.
I can live with that.
The Rachel Maddows, Rosie O'Dungholes, and Whoopie Goldbergs of the world are gonna abstain from sex.
I can live with that.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:27 PM
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:29 PM
I had a friend in college who's live in GF wanted a dog. When I say "live in" I mean in a house HE owned.
He said no. She said no nookie till I get a dog.
He told us about it that night... we all told him he had to be strong, if he caved, it was over, and she'd pull this sh!t all the time. Offered to loan him pron (this was pre easy net pron). He had to win one for all mankind.
Fast forward three weeks... she caved.
He said no. She said no nookie till I get a dog.
He told us about it that night... we all told him he had to be strong, if he caved, it was over, and she'd pull this sh!t all the time. Offered to loan him pron (this was pre easy net pron). He had to win one for all mankind.
Fast forward three weeks... she caved.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:30 PM
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;Wow!
The Rachel Maddows, Rosie O'Dungholes, and Whoopie Goldbergs of the world are gonna abstain from sex.
I can live with that.
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And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Muffdiverville — mighty Muffdivers have struck out.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:43 PM
Let them. Men couldn't care less anymore. Not when there is easy, affordable, quality sex available elsewhere at fair prices and without all of the focking drama.
your mom's house?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:49 PM
your mom's house?
Ask edjr. I don't do my own mom. Only yours.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:52 PM
This thread brought to you by conservatards, turning noncontroversial things into controversies since 1950.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:01 PM
This strike does not affect me, but only since i'm married to a conservative
Amish really,.....Puritan,.....Virgin
Sorry,...but i was told to constipate the Marriage
Amish really,.....Puritan,.....Virgin
Sorry,...but i was told to constipate the Marriage
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:35 PM
Sorry,...but i was told to constipate the Marriage
So you put it in her butt?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:38 PM
I didn't get the e-mail.
Damn. Does that mean I'm not allowed to have sex tonight? Bummer.
You mean Obummer. hth
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:42 PM
Sorry,...but i was told to constipate the Marriage
So hows it feel to be a suppository?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:47 PM
So you put it in her butt?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:48 PM
So hows it feel to be a suppository?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 07:04 PM
Prison?Let them. Men couldn't care less anymore. Not when there is easy, affordable, quality sex available elsewhere at fair prices and without all of the focking drama.
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:49 AM
Wow!
The Rachel Maddows, Rosie O'Dungholes, and Whoopie Goldbergs of the world are gonna abstain from sex.
I can live with that.
Fewer future twits
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:51 AM
Does this mean lesbo fat hairy armpitted man haters will be doing less scissoring ?
