I'm old school, I know ... but once she's painted I got the amp and the thumper in the trunk ...I'm not a wigger .... nobody would ever confuse me as such but ... my Merc ... it's gonna be gangsta!
I got this from that Office Space movie .... besides predictable Beastie Boys stuff ...someone hook me up with some gangsta rap!
Like something so the Mexicans will respect me and not fock with my ride. Should make my trunk lid vibrate too, when I turn up the bass.
Need geek help! Best pimp a$$ song to bust ...
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:32 AM
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:09 AM
This aint no Mustang ... despite the 428 motor. It's a full sized car, like a 65 Cadillac.
And I'm a chubby, pastey white dude with freckles and glasses ... vatos are gonna think I jacked some homey for his car or something ... unless I represent.
So help me out .... geek gangstas. I'm old school. What's new in G town?
And I'm a chubby, pastey white dude with freckles and glasses ... vatos are gonna think I jacked some homey for his car or something ... unless I represent.
So help me out .... geek gangstas. I'm old school. What's new in G town?
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:22 AM
Obviously, I could roll up jamming Spin Doctors .... and they'd never suspect that I will protect that car with deadly force.
I carry a harmonica in the glove compartment. I really suck at the harmonica.
I carry a harmonica in the glove compartment. I really suck at the harmonica.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 10:56 AM
White & Nerdy by Weird Al
I give rides to black hookers on crack because I care. You? - Bunnybastatards
“The problem is that you Americans think every problem has a solution.”- former German chancellor Helmut Schmidt
“The problem is that you Americans think every problem has a solution.”- former German chancellor Helmut Schmidt
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:36 AM
If you ain't blasting some Too Short, you ain't pimpin'!
Most songs on Get In Where You Fit In qualify well
Most songs on Get In Where You Fit In qualify well
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:42 AM
Addicted To It - WC
Forified Live - Eternal Reflection
What U Gon' Do - Lil' John and the Eastside Boyz
Those songs all pound.
Forified Live - Eternal Reflection
What U Gon' Do - Lil' John and the Eastside Boyz
Those songs all pound.
Tell your story walkin'!
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:46 AM
Bring your gat.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:49 AM
Dazzy Duks - Duice
Informer - Snow
Rebirth of Slick - Digable Planets
Time for Some Aksion - Redman
We Trying to Stay Alive - Wyclef
Whoomp there it is - Tag Team
Some other old school options
Informer - Snow
Rebirth of Slick - Digable Planets
Time for Some Aksion - Redman
We Trying to Stay Alive - Wyclef
Whoomp there it is - Tag Team
Some other old school options
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:54 AM
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:27 PM
stay on the down-low and have some respect for the ride, g. it ain't a caprice. just cruise it.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:52 PM
Tell your story walkin'!
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:55 PM
Aren't you like 41?
Bit old to be 'rollin' aint ya?
Bit old to be 'rollin' aint ya?
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:58 PM
I know... it was the title of the list that was important!I just threw up a little.
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 02:05 PM
Abortions cause breast cancer - MDC 2/3/12
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:04 PM
Dude, RISK is one of Megadeth's BEST albums. I found it because of "Crush em" but the rest of it is awesome.
Prince of Darkness always gets me going.
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:20 PM
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:25 PM
For you it should be this: Nirvana I hate myself and want to die.
http://www.youtube.c...1PpUWrYms#t=14s
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Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:40 PM
Dude, RISK is one of Megadeth's BEST albums. I found it because of "Crush em" but the rest of it is awesome.
Prince of Darkness always gets me going.
Abortions cause breast cancer - MDC 2/3/12
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:04 PM
Aren't you like 41?
Bit old to be 'rollin' aint ya?
It's more for humorous effect than anything else.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:20 PM
Duh...
Haven't listened to all 9 minutes, but best suggestion so far. Prolly not gonna feel very comfortable playing songs with the N word in it.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 06:16 PM
Here we go:
Good for Arizona.
Good for Arizona.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 02:15 AM
East Coast ....yo! Brooklyn!
That's years b4 99 problems and Beyonce.
I thought for a long time it was "I'm so ghetto PRISSY chicks don't wanna Ef with me" ...... but it's PRISON chicks.
Even more bad ass.
That's years b4 99 problems and Beyonce.
I thought for a long time it was "I'm so ghetto PRISSY chicks don't wanna Ef with me" ...... but it's PRISON chicks.
Even more bad ass.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 02:48 AM
It's twue, Jay-Z was one of those just gifted mfers, as a kid he would rip ppl up on the streets of New York and he ended up married to Beyonce.
So ... gonna be hard for some Arizona vatos to bust on me for playin' Jay-Z ... right?
Might even be better ... real G's would be all confused I was bustin East Coast shiat.
So ... gonna be hard for some Arizona vatos to bust on me for playin' Jay-Z ... right?
Might even be better ... real G's would be all confused I was bustin East Coast shiat.
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Shark jumping moment?
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:02 AM
Pretty much the older you get with Beastie Boys .... the better it is.
I still own License to Ill on vinyl. One of the few records I've kept.
Got some really rare punk rock, too. I used to have every single record the Subhumans made. Pretty much. Sold those all for drugs a long time ago. It surprises me ... like I have "The Damned", black album. It's worth like $15.
I still have a 12 inch single .... The Sex Pistols. The A side is Ronny Biggs singing a song called "The Biggest Blow" ..... but the B side is ....
Maybe .... on a good day .... that record is worth $100 today. Pretty rare too. First time Sid ever sang. Didn't live much longer to sing more. I don't have the original sleave. I remember when I bought it in the 80's, in New York ... it was like $30 then ... seemed expensive but it was the debut of Sid Vicious! I had to have it.
I'm surprised it's not worth more today.
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Why is it, most people against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fock in the 1st place? - George Carlin
Why is it, most people against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fock in the 1st place? - George Carlin
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Happy passover ... bichez!
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You see the guy at 2:20 in the NY cap, he might be saying "Look I need all the jews in one room. This might be considered racist."
But it's totally not. I so relate to that guy though. Poor guy .... just trying to do his job .... doesn't get Jewish humor. It's not his fault.
But it's totally not. I so relate to that guy though. Poor guy .... just trying to do his job .... doesn't get Jewish humor. It's not his fault.
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