Is that a camel tongue in the second pic? Nice. Im so fawking jealous it hurts.
I thought it was suppressed balls - BTW what are you doing looking at her bagina anyway ???
I noticed his 2007 FF Team SUCKED
Married Geeks: Have you ever cheated on your spouse?
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 02:48 AM
I thought it was suppressed balls - BTW what are you doing looking at her bagina anyway ???
I noticed his 2007 FF Team SUCKED
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 02:54 AM
I thought it was suppressed balls - BTW what are you doing looking at her bagina anyway ???
I noticed his 2007 FF Team SUCKED
2007? Sucked? When was that?
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 02:57 AM
2007? Sucked? When was that?
That pic was on his 2007 MMFL page and had his roster under it - I know you were mesmerized by her taped back balls to notice his FF Team.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:05 AM
That pic was on his 2007 MMFL page and had his roster under it - I know you were mesmerized by her taped back balls to notice his FF Team.
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Taped back balls? :overhead:Her?
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:12 AM
YES - NOT Camel Toe er ferget it - if your drunk asss doesn't get the joke maybey I is the stoopid one ...Taped back balls? :overhead:Her?
still think she had balls
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 07:52 PM
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Be afraid jocstrap.... be very afraid....
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:33 AM
YES - NOT Camel Toe er ferget it - if your drunk asss doesn't get the joke maybey I is the stoopid one ...
go figure skating much?
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 06:44 AM
It's really not that difficult to remain faithful. You just don't go out looking for it.
it's easy to remain faithful when no other women are interested in you, that's the easy way out.
What about those that don't look for it, but it seems to always find them?
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 07:29 AM
Whats she doing with that gay karlson kresly dude ?
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:21 AM
it's easy to remain faithful when no other women are interested in you, that's the easy way out.
What about those that don't look for it, but it seems to always find them?
What, it finds them, takes their pants down, and focks them?
How much self control do you have?
"Sorry, baby, I wasn't looking for it, but she found me, so what else could I do but fock her?"
Because approximately half of Americans are stupid right wing sister focking bible beating gun fellating wackjobs.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:09 PM
it's easy to remain faithful when no other women are interested in you, that's the easy way out.
What about those that don't look for it, but it seems to always find them?
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:33 PM
Amazing how often it just seems to find people after hours in a bar full of drunk wh0res.it's easy to remain faithful when no other women are interested in you, that's the easy way out.
What about those that don't look for it, but it seems to always find them?
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:36 PM
Never have never will. Even if the hottest woman on the planet (Kate Upton) came up to me and said "I have a hotel room, nobody will ever know, let's fock" I wouldn't do it. Quite frankly, the hour of fun would be completely overshadowed by the guilt. I have a very high sense of guilt, and it would torment me forever.
Quite frankly, I don't even think my sense of guilt would allow my peemus to function in order to cheat.
Quite frankly, I don't even think my sense of guilt would allow my peemus to function in order to cheat.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 01:34 PM
Never have never will. Even if the hottest woman on the planet (Kate Upton) came up to me and said "I have a hotel room, nobody will ever know, let's fock" I wouldn't do it. Quite frankly, the hour of fun would be completely overshadowed by the guilt. I have a very high sense of guilt, and it would torment me forever.
Quite frankly, I don't even think my sense of guilt would allow my peemus to function in order to cheat.
Yeah sure it's easy for you because women aren't into you. But what about a strapping stud like ejdr? What's he supposed to do? He's got hot women throwing themselves at him at every turn, all day every day. Poor bastard doesn't have a choice but to cheat.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 02:25 PM
Dreamin!Quite frankly, the hour of fun
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 02:27 PM
Quite frankly, the 20 seconds of fun
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:22 PM
Yeah sure it's easy for you because women aren't into you. But what about a strapping stud like ejdr? What's he supposed to do? He's got hot women throwing themselves at him at every turn, all day every day. Poor bastard doesn't have a choice but to cheat.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:29 PM
What happened to his chick with the fake boobs?Yeah sure it's easy for you because women aren't into you. But what about a strapping stud like ejdr? What's he supposed to do? He's got hot women throwing themselves at him at every turn, all day every day. Poor bastard doesn't have a choice but to cheat.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:32 PM
She lasted slightly longer than his kid.What happened to his chick with the fake boobs?
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:11 PM
edjrjrShe lasted slightly longer than his kid.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:22 PM
Yeah sure it's easy for you because women aren't into you. But what about a strapping stud like ejdr? What's he supposed to do? He's got hot women throwing themselves at him at every turn, all day every day. Poor bastard doesn't have a choice but to cheat.
Bullshiot. Standards are standards. You have em or you don't.
Dreamin!
I was including foreplay and post coital cuddling.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:25 PM
Bullshiot. Standards are standards. You have em or you don't.
I was including foreplay and post coital cuddling.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 07:23 PM
Eatin' ain't cheatin.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:00 PM
Eatin' ain't cheatin.
Yeah, I heard that from your wife, only her version was, suckin ain't fukin.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:08 PM
That's because you're the first chick he's ever banged.I think I finally found a man who I know for 100% would never cheat. He is a good man. He doesn't care about stupid bullshiit like spreading his sperm around and bragging about the hot chicks he's banged. He is a good family man. It's made me believe they actually do exist and I'm glad I waited.
Wait till he gets tired of your act and he'll be moving on to bigger (if that's possible)and better things in no time.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:23 PM
That's because you're the first chick he's ever banged.
Wait till he gets tired of your act and he'll be moving on to bigger (if that's possible)and better things in no time.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 11:01 PM
he'll be moving on to bigger things in no time.
Is 3 Bills on his Radar ??
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:58 AM
I don't condone the sneaking around lying and cheating stuff, but... I think a "hall pass" a couple of times a year would be ok.
Go ahead NV, insert hallway joke here.
Go ahead NV, insert hallway joke here.
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