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#41 SUXBNME

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:51 PM

1. It tastes like sh!t.

How do you know this?
The sh1t taste part :unsure:

#42 gocolts

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:57 PM

:banana:

Do you write for a living? That was well written....I even googled parts of it to see if you copied from elsewhere....

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Very nicely done.

Drobs story was kick ass too.
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#43 mobb_deep

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:05 PM

Sounds like she's ready for the Spock.

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#44 gocolts

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:08 PM

Sounds like she's ready for the Spock.

:unsure:
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#45 mobb_deep

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:09 PM

:unsure:


Start with the shocker?

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#46 gocolts

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:12 PM

Start with the shocker?

I don't know what either one of those things mean. Then again, I haven't been laid in over 6 years and will never have sex again. :(

So I LOVE these kinds of threads. :thumbsup:
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:12 PM

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You can be a geek or a rolling stoner

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#48 mobb_deep

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:18 PM

I don't know what either one of those things mean. Then again, I haven't been laid in over 6 years and will never have sex again. :(

So I LOVE these kinds of threads. :thumbsup:


Shocker = two in the pink one in the stink.
Spocker = two in the pink two in the stink.

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#49 gocolts

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:20 PM

Shocker = two in the pink one in the stink.
Sprocker = two in the pink two in the stink.

HA. I have actually done the Shocker then. :headbanger:
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#50 shotsup

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:01 AM

As I'm closing the door, I see the asparagus and think, ok yeah, this will be good.



AS soon as I read this I knew where it was going and continued reading like it was a Robert Ludlam page turner .......

:first: It is an early GOY posting :thumbsup:
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#51 shotsup

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:04 AM

....smelled like when you rub your finger on the side of your balls and sniff it after a long hard hot day at work or at the gym


Only you yourself can smell it and not hurl - this made me spit me beer out - just a little :cheers:

drob made a funny (but didn't win this thread.......yet :ninja: )
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#52 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:45 AM

Sprocker = two in the pink two in the stink.


Also called the Vulcan Taint Grip.

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#53 JohnD.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 10:26 AM

Don't forget the GI Joe (cause it looks like their kung fu grip) = four in the stink one in the pink.


Shocker = two in the pink one in the stink.
Sprocker = two in the pink two in the stink.

#54 jerryskids

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:28 AM

I once had this cow who hounded me all night to blow me because she was heading back to florida the next day.
After enough beers I said fock it and took her to a hotel room...she said she loves to be fingered...so I procede and within 10 seconds she shot what was the most vile smelling stream of slime I ever witnessed....smelled like when you rub your finger on the side of your balls and sniff it after a long hard hot day at work or at the gym except 10 times more potent. It definitely wasnt pee, the stuff hit me in the shoulder and I freaked...started dry heaving right in front of her....almost puked, made it to the bathroom and dry heeved some more until I regained my composure. Took a good long hard look in the mirror and had another one of those "what the fock am I doing here" moments :(
Did I mention that when taking her bra off she had the body odor of a frenchman?

Did you go back and finish? :dunno:
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#55 drobeski

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:20 PM

Did you go back and finish? :dunno:

No, went back in the room and she apologized repeatedly...i did the same and blamed the alcohol for making me sick. Told her I need to sleep, passed out next to her..woke up at like 5 am with those same what the fock am i doing here thoughts in my head ..woke her up at 6, drove her to her sisfers or whatever it was, gave her a cd of my nephews band and off she went.
This was like 6 months after being separated and single for the first time in my adult life.

#56 Mookz

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:03 PM

No, went back in the room and she apologized repeatedly...i did the same and blamed the alcohol for making me sick. Told her I need to sleep, passed out next to her..woke up at like 5 am with those same what the fock am i doing here thoughts in my head ..woke her up at 6, drove her to her sisfers or whatever it was, gave her a cd of my nephews band and off she went.
This was like 6 months after being separated and single for the first time in my adult life.

Revenge is sweet. :thumbsup:

#57 KSB2424

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:15 PM

I had one girlfriend who did this; only one ever. It's not pee and its not 'squirting'. To be honest I'm not sure what it is either. It's clear and doesn't really smell of anything (in my experince) yet its alot of it. Like wet the bed as if you peed kinda deal. She never seemed to freak out when it happend (as if she peed) and I really didn't ever have the nerve to ask "What in the hell is that?" either.

One of lifes mysteries I guess? :dunno:
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#58 OldMaid

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:53 PM

Looks like Brian McKnight has all the answers.






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#59 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:59 PM

Looks like Brian McKnight has all the answers.






Now I'm really confused. He must just be only banging white girls cause everybody knows black chicks don't squirt.

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#60 nikki2200

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:15 PM

I have and it definitely is not urine, tastes nothing like it.
haters just gonna hate

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#61 shotsup

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:20 AM

piss - case closed
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 03:36 AM

I have and it definitely is not urine, tastes nothing like it.
haters just gonna hate

In your case, it is likely pus. :dunno:
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#63 JTB

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 10:58 AM

It's not vaginal fluid. It comes out the pee hole. It's pee.



Hmmmm - Sperm must be pee then. It comes out the pee hole :unsure: