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#1 NewbieJr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:31 PM

With Junior Seau's suicide, it got me thinking if there was any circumstance that would make me choose to end my life.


I think if I was ever diagnosed with ALS, or a non-treatable form of cancer, I might choose that rather than waste away and become a burden to everyone. But not before talking to my daughter about family about it.

Any reason you'd ever kill yourself?
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:33 PM

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#3 IGotWorms

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:37 PM

When I was in high school, my girlfriend threatened to kill herself if I broke up with her.

But eventually I did, and even after all these years she's still alive. So.... :dunno:

#4 cyclone24

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:38 PM

I think so..if i was going to go through some painful disease or cancer id probably do it.

Alzheimers scares me a bit as i think it would be terrifying not to be able to communicate and know i was withering away.


But only if i was going to be in extraordinary pain or suffering.
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

Only in the case of a terminal disease. Or if I was sad and having a really bad day.
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

Probably if everyone I cared about was killed. That's about it.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

Tuesday. :dunno:


I mean, it's cool being around to see what SNL comes up with every week, but other than that, this whole life thing...it just isn't my cup of tea. :thumbsdown:

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:41 PM

If the cops were closing in and there was no way to escape, I might.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

If I had worms.

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#10 IGotWorms

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

Really painful terminal disease with no hope of recovery.

Or, if the Patriots make it to another Superbowl and lose to Eli Manning and the Giants again. :cry:

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

Nope.

But I'd help off most of you! :ninja:




























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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:44 PM

If the cops were closing in and there was no way to escape, I might.


They are and there isn't.

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#13 edjr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:44 PM

many many times when I was younger.

Now, not so much.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:54 PM

Only if Sean Hannity thinks it would be best if we should.
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:57 PM

many many times when I was younger.


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#16 edjr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:59 PM

Stop with the dramatics. You know you wanted it.


if there was an easy painless way to do it, I wouldn't be here now.

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#17 The Pope

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:01 PM

if there was an easy painless way to do it, I wouldn't be here now.


I think you missed the joke.

#18 IGotWorms

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:02 PM

if there was an easy painless way to do it, I wouldn't be here now.


Overdose on pain pills?

#19 NewbieJr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:03 PM

if there was an easy painless way to do it, I wouldn't be here now.

Running car in garage down?
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#20 GobbleDog

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

I lost my option to kill myself for any stupid reason when my daughter was born 2 years ago.

Now I'd have to have a good reason like health or prison or something extreme.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

Any reason you'd ever kill yourself?


If I was you. :wave:

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:05 PM

Oregon is waiting for many of us.

#23 IGotWorms

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:05 PM

I lost my option to kill myself for any stupid reason when my daughter was born 2 years ago.

Now I'd have to have a good reason like health or prison or something extreme.


How long would the prison sentence have to be? Or should I ask, how many prison rapes first?

#24 MDC

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:06 PM

Running car in garage down?


It's not too late! :lol:
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:06 PM

If I was you. :wave:



Can't believe it took 22 posts. :lol:

#26 Little Rusty

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:17 PM

I think that as long as there are people in the world that love you and depend on you, i couldn't do it. I think it's the most selfish act anyone could commit.

Though that is trumped by the pure scum that kills others before killing themselves.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:19 PM

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:20 PM

If I was Strike.
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#29 GobbleDog

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:21 PM

How long would the prison sentence have to be? Or should I ask, how many prison rapes first?

Before daughter was born, I'd say 5 years.
Now I guess 20 years would warrant suicide.

I really hate scumbags and prison is full of scum.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:34 PM

Can't believe it took 22 posts. :lol:

No kidding :wall:

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:34 PM

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:34 PM

If I was Strike.


Don't make me go there......
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#33 edjr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:44 PM

Running car in garage down?


Oh, how silly of me.

I should have sat in my make believe garage and run my car. :doh:

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#34 NewbieJr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:46 PM

Oh, how silly of me.

I should have sat in my make believe garage and run my car. :doh:

itsatip that hose running from tailpipe inside the window. ;)
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#35 edjr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:51 PM

itsatip that hose running from tailpipe inside the window. ;)


I couldn't afford a hose

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#36 NewbieJr

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:53 PM

I couldn't afford a hose

Wood chipper? :dunno:
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:01 PM

Wood chipper? :dunno:


How would you hook a wood chipper up to a car? :doh:

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:13 PM

if there was an easy painless way to do it, I wouldn't be here now.


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:25 PM

Why am I not surprised that edjr quit on quitting life. :thumbsdown:
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#40 IGotWorms

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:29 PM

Why am I not surprised that edjr quit on quitting life. :thumbsdown:


:lol: :doublethumbsup: