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#1 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:52 AM

So my BF's best friend from PA was in town last weekend. They usually get together 2 or 3 times a year-either when my BF flies homes to see his family or when Hal has business out here in Cali. In the six years we've been together I 've never managed to meet him, until now.

They originally had planned to drive up to Hearst Castle and spend the night. Hal had never been there and thought it would be cool to check it out. Well, it turns out he didn't realize that it was several hours away and didn't feel up to such a long road trip. So they ended up hanging out at our house.

Imagine my surprise, when Hal turned out to be gheyer than Nikki's ghey dad.

Now I know there is no such thing as ghey by association, but I still can't help but wonder...

Does this mean my BF likes the butt secks?

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


#2 DanXIII

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:55 AM

Are you sure he's gay and not just effeminate?
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:57 AM

Does this mean my BF likes the butt secks?


You don't know? :dunno:

#4 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:57 AM

Are you sure he's gay and not just effeminate?

Positive.

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:01 PM

So my BF's best friend from PA was in town last weekend. They usually get together 2 or 3 times a year-either when my BF flies homes to see his family or when Hal has business out here in Cali. In the six years we've been together I 've never managed to meet him, until now.

They originally had planned to drive up to Hearst Castle and spend the night. Hal had never been there and thought it would be cool to check it out. Well, it turns out he didn't realize that it was several hours away and didn't feel up to such a long road trip. So they ended up hanging out at our house.

Imagine my surprise, when Hal turned out to be gheyer than Nikki's ghey dad.

Now I know there is no such thing as ghey by association, but I still can't help but wonder...

Does this mean my BF likes the butt secks?

:shocking:

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#6 The Pope

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:04 PM

Positive.


She's not just sure. She's HIV Positive.

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:06 PM

Has the plunger ever gone missing for short periods of time? If so, does the handle seem a little browner and worn?

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#8 IGotWorms

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:11 PM

Nothing wrong with a dude having a ghey friend. BUT, if you're boyfriend never mentioned to you that "Hal" was ghey...that's definitely fishy. You'd think he would've at least mentioned it in passing.

#9 Mungwater

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:16 PM

Does he ask you to use a strapon?

#10 IGotWorms

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:19 PM

BTW thanks for waiting until Ghey Friday to post this :thumbsup:

#11 Blitzen

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:19 PM

Does your BF have a manpurse. Does he mention gerbils more frequently than normal?
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#12 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:32 PM

She's not just sure. She's HIV Positive.


Quality! :first:

Nothing wrong with a dude having a ghey friend. BUT, if you're boyfriend never mentioned to you that "Hal" was ghey...that's definitely fishy. You'd think he would've at least mentioned it in passing.


See, that's what gets me too. 6yrs. and not one peep about it. Of course Hal is also married and has a kid, so he's definitely on the DL.

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


#13 Mungwater

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:35 PM

I didn't know MDCs name was Hal.

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:36 PM

Why weren't you invited to storm the castle?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:38 PM

If it's been bothering you all week and it's itchy, then you probably have AIDS.

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#16 IGotWorms

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:41 PM

Quality! :first:



See, that's what gets me too. 6yrs. and not one peep about it. Of course Hal is also married and has a kid, so he's definitely on the DL.


Sounds like some Brokeback Mountain sh!t to me, except Hal and your boyfriend aren't outdoorsy. :dunno:

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:41 PM

Your bf not mentioning his best friend is allergic to bees is not unusual. Your bf not mentioning his best friend once ate a live goldfish is not unusual. Your bf not mentioning his best friend once won front row tickets to a Metallica concert - not unsual. Ummm, but your bf not mentioning his best friend is a flaming homo - hello, way unusual.

#18 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

Why weren't you invited to storm the castle?

I've been there already, plus I didn't want to intrude on their guy time.

Of course now I'm wondering what "guy time" involves. :o

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


#19 Mungwater

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:45 PM

I've been there already, plus I didn't want to intrude on their guy time.

Of course now I'm wondering what "guy time" involves. :o


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:51 PM

I've been there already, plus I didn't want to intrude on their guy time.

Of course now I'm wondering what "guy time" involves. :o




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#21 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:52 PM

Is this the same boyfriend that does not satisfy you sexually?
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#22 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:56 PM

Is this the same boyfriend that does not satisfy you sexually?

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :bench:

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


#23 IGotWorms

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 12:59 PM

Hey everybody, OldMaid's a phag hag!! :shocking: :lol:

#24 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:04 PM

Hey everybody, OldMaid's a phag hag!! :shocking: :lol:

Things could always be worse, right?


Right... ??? :unsure:

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:05 PM

Things could always be worse, right?


Right... ??? :unsure:


Sure. You could enjoy taking it up the ass from german shepherds.
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What ... was your father abusive towards you? Did he fondle you in the naughty places? Is that why the subject of pedophelia bothers you so much?


#26 Mungwater

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:06 PM

So this whole hallway thing, was it yours or your boyfriends?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:11 PM

The fact that his name was Hal didn't make you suspicious?
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:14 PM

Things could always be worse, right?


Right... ??? :unsure:



I can think of a few. Sux dragging his bawl sack across your face. Having the mental capacity of RP.

There are definetly more.

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#29 phillybear

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

So, your boyfriend likes getting his pie smashed by other men. And as for you...

I'm Going To Miss You, Nikki!
Hopefully you keep in touch...
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#30 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:18 PM

The fact that his name was Hal didn't make you suspicious?

The name might have been changed to protect the ghey.

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


#31 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:23 PM

I can think of a few. Sux dragging his bawl sack across your face. Having the mental capacity of RP.

There are definetly more.


:doublethumbsup:

Although I always had Sux pegged for an eunuch.

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:24 PM

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :bench:


Stick a finger up his ass tonight and see what happens. :dunno:
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#33 Mungwater

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:37 PM

Stick a finger up his ass tonight and see what happens. :dunno:


She finds Hal's watch. :dunno:

#34 Mookz

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

Did he snarkily criticize the drapes you put up?

#35 IGotWorms

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:49 PM

She finds Hal's watch. :dunno:


:lol: :doublethumbsup:

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:55 PM

She finds Hal's watch. :dunno:


thread over.

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:00 PM

How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL"

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL"


Probably the fact that he has a kid.

:doh:
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#39 OldMaid

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:06 PM

How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL"

Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability.

1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:10 PM

Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability.


Which Village People persona does he prefer to dress up as?
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