Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Happy Fathers Day Fuckers
Started by shotsup, Jun 17 2012 06:23 AM
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 06:23 AM
From the staff at the Geek Club
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Be safe and have fun
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Be safe and have fun
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
~George Burns
~George Burns
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 08:20 AM
Happy Father's Day to all of you dads who, like me, haven't killed their children... yet.
Wife asked if I wanted to go somewhere, I said no -- mellow day, hang by the pool, watch some Open, nice dinner at home.
Wife also said that she will have the kids cut the grass. Nobody but me has ever used the mower; this should be fun.
Wife asked if I wanted to go somewhere, I said no -- mellow day, hang by the pool, watch some Open, nice dinner at home.
Wife also said that she will have the kids cut the grass. Nobody but me has ever used the mower; this should be fun.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 08:24 AM
Spent the weekend in the Twin Cities and took in a couple of Twins games with my boys. Good times.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:19 AM
We've made it through another year boys.
Congrats to the new fathers celebrating their first too!
Looks like we're in for some great golf today!
Congrats to the new fathers celebrating their first too!
Looks like we're in for some great golf today!
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 09:42 AM
My first Father's Day!
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:10 AM
My first Father's Day!
Niiiiice
Enjoy it
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
~George Burns
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:26 AM
Is there a StepFather's Day?
No mention of the day. Which is good, haven't gotten the You're Not MY Dad....yet.
No mention of the day. Which is good, haven't gotten the You're Not MY Dad....yet.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:29 AM
Is there a StepFather's Day?
No mention of the day. Which is good, haven't gotten the You're Not MY Dad....yet.
I'm a stepdad too and my hat's off to you my friend - it's a tough job and takes years of hard work. I am sure you'll develop a great relationship with the stepdaughter in time.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:33 AM
I'm a stepdad too and my hat's off to you my friend - it's a tough job and takes years of hard work. I am sure you'll develop a great relationship with the stepdaughter in time.
Thanks man. I can only hope it gets better.
And congrats on celebrating your first
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:38 AM
Thanks man. I can only hope it gets better.
And congrats on celebrating your first
It really does get better. It's not easy and there are times it's hard to be the adult but she will come to respect and love you, trust me. Feel free to vent anytime.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:44 AM
I got an early father's day present yesterday.
My daughter's first tourney game. They usually last 4 innings due to the 75 min time limit. In 92 degree heat, this one went 7 innings due to both pitchers throwing lasers. It's 3-3 in the bottom of the 7th. I watch our 1st 2 girls watch 3 straight strikes fly by and I'm about to implode. I walk up to my daughter and say "Bailey, I don't mind if you strike out on 3 straight pitches, but you better swing the damn bat". 2nd pitch..bomb over the left fielders head for triple. Next batter (our best player) lines one to left for the win. With my blood sugar issues and the heat, I seriously almost stroked out from screaming like a 10 year old girl.
My daughter's first tourney game. They usually last 4 innings due to the 75 min time limit. In 92 degree heat, this one went 7 innings due to both pitchers throwing lasers. It's 3-3 in the bottom of the 7th. I watch our 1st 2 girls watch 3 straight strikes fly by and I'm about to implode. I walk up to my daughter and say "Bailey, I don't mind if you strike out on 3 straight pitches, but you better swing the damn bat". 2nd pitch..bomb over the left fielders head for triple. Next batter (our best player) lines one to left for the win. With my blood sugar issues and the heat, I seriously almost stroked out from screaming like a 10 year old girl.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:57 AM
Flew my son and his girlfriend in from Vegas for two weeks. Fist time to see him since I flew the family out there for Christmas.
Wife and kids gave me one of these last night.
http://www.academy.c...1_-1?N=77985508
Brisket and ribs for dinner tonight.
Wife and kids gave me one of these last night.
http://www.academy.c...1_-1?N=77985508
Brisket and ribs for dinner tonight.
Obama really inherited a mess for his second term.
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I'm simply saying that the argument of "It's in the constitution, thus that right must be defended" is silly.---cbfalcon
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:58 AM
I got an early father's day present yesterday.
My daughter's first tourney game. They usually last 4 innings due to the 75 min time limit. In 92 degree heat, this one went 7 innings due to both pitchers throwing lasers. It's 3-3 in the bottom of the 7th. I watch our 1st 2 girls watch 3 straight strikes fly by and I'm about to implode. I walk up to my daughter and say "Bailey, I don't mind if you strike out on 3 straight pitches, but you better swing the damn bat". 2nd pitch..bomb over the left fielders head for triple. Next batter (our best player) lines one to left for the win. With my blood sugar issues and the heat, I seriously almost stroked out from screaming like a 10 year old girl.
Awesome
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
~George Burns
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:02 AM
Awesome
Yes, unreal. It's hard for peeps without kids to relate, but that's a rush I haven't had for many years.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:06 AM
Yes, unreal. It's hard for peeps without kids to relate, but that's a rush I haven't had for many years.
My kids team lost in the first round but it gave them a sense of accomplishment just getting there.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
~George Burns
~George Burns
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:54 AM
My kids team lost in the first round but it gave them a sense of accomplishment just getting there.
I bet. All 12 teams make the tourney in my daughter's 10under league, so losing in the 1st round would have been a bummer.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 02:16 PM
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
What exactly does that preclude, since it doesn't preclude taking a strap on in the ass.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 02:19 PM
What exactly does that preclude, since it doesn't preclude taking a strap on in the ass.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
~George Burns
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 02:25 PM
I got an early father's day present yesterday.
I seriously stroked one out screaming like a 10 year old girl.
Wow.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 02:27 PM
to all the spem that went on to become sock babies instead of real ones! Happy Father's Day!
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 03:05 PM
Two times without protection = two awesome kids.
Big fire in the backyard last night, set up the two tents, the old one and my new palatial Field and Stream two room tent, made them sleep in the old one.
Life is pretty good.
Big fire in the backyard last night, set up the two tents, the old one and my new palatial Field and Stream two room tent, made them sleep in the old one.
Life is pretty good.
Because approximately half of Americans are stupid right wing sister focking bible beating gun fellating wackjobs.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 08:22 PM
Two times without protection = two awesome kids.
Big fire in the backyard last night, set up the two tents, the old one and my new palatial Field and Stream two room tent, made them sleep in the old one.
Life is pretty good.
Sounds awesome.
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:21 PM
I read this as 'tool' initiallyCongrats to the new fathers celebrating their first too!
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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:23 PM
Has edjr posted in here yet?
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 12:14 AM
I worked all day, 12 hours in the widget factory.
Awesome!!
My son's baseball team ( a top 6-8 ranked 12U AAA team in SC by USSSA) beat a Majors team this morning, and then topped it off by playing a top 10 NATIONALLY ranked ranked 12U Majors team and only lost 13-6. Thats pretty awesome in my book. Course i missed every bit of it. Kid executed a perfect bunt on a suicide squeeze and turned an unassisted double play at first with the bases loaded up by 2 in the bottom of the last inning, along with some other highlights. His day was somewhere between "terrible" (his assessment) and "spectacular" (Mom's assessment)
I got an early father's day present yesterday.
My daughter's first tourney game. They usually last 4 innings due to the 75 min time limit. In 92 degree heat, this one went 7 innings due to both pitchers throwing lasers. It's 3-3 in the bottom of the 7th. I watch our 1st 2 girls watch 3 straight strikes fly by and I'm about to implode. I walk up to my daughter and say "Bailey, I don't mind if you strike out on 3 straight pitches, but you better swing the damn bat". 2nd pitch..bomb over the left fielders head for triple. Next batter (our best player) lines one to left for the win. With my blood sugar issues and the heat, I seriously almost stroked out from screaming like a 10 year old girl.
Awesome!!
My son's baseball team ( a top 6-8 ranked 12U AAA team in SC by USSSA) beat a Majors team this morning, and then topped it off by playing a top 10 NATIONALLY ranked ranked 12U Majors team and only lost 13-6. Thats pretty awesome in my book. Course i missed every bit of it. Kid executed a perfect bunt on a suicide squeeze and turned an unassisted double play at first with the bases loaded up by 2 in the bottom of the last inning, along with some other highlights. His day was somewhere between "terrible" (his assessment) and "spectacular" (Mom's assessment)
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 12:43 AM
I worked all day, 12 hours in the widget factory.
Awesome!!
My son's baseball team ( a top 6-8 ranked 12U AAA team in SC by USSSA) beat a Majors team this morning, and then topped it off by playing a top 10 NATIONALLY ranked ranked 12U Majors team and only lost 13-6. Thats pretty awesome in my book. Course i missed every bit of it. Kid executed a perfect bunt on a suicide squeeze and turned an unassisted double play at first with the bases loaded up by 2 in the bottom of the last inning, along with some other highlights. His day was somewhere between "terrible" (his assessment) and "spectacular" (Mom's assessment)
It's amazing how much more advanced mentally the boys are over the girls. They show up an hour early, take a full batting practice and position drills and sprint in and out of the dugout. Most of my girls show up about 10 minutes prior to the game and generally act like buffoons in the dugout. It's maddening.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 05:23 AM
Has edjr posted in here yet?
He started writing a post earlier. But then he realized how much his post was going to suck, so he canceled it.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 06:49 AM
He started writing a post earlier. But then he realized how much his post was going to suck, so he canceled it.
This is a quality post
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 07:24 AM
My five year old son told me this as he was going to sleep last night...
"this is your Father's Day present, you're the best Dad in the world"
It doesn't get any better than that.
"this is your Father's Day present, you're the best Dad in the world"
It doesn't get any better than that.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 09:52 AM
My son (15 months), my dad, and myself all spent the day together. Went swimming in the morning followed by lunch and then naps (my son slept in my dads arms as he slept on the couch) followed by grilling some burgers/brats up for dinner. Then once dad left and the kid was asleep my wife (34B/C)gave me my "present". Good night all around.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 10:12 AM
My five year old son told me this as he was going to sleep last night...
"this is your Father's Day present, you're the best Dad in the world"
It doesn't get any better than that.
That's pretty cool.
