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What do you do when finished masturbating ?
Started by shotsup, Jul 17 2012 02:14 AM
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:14 AM
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:31 AM
Put the naked picture of your wife back in the nightstand.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:52 AM
I have your mom pull her finger out of my ass and get herself a tissue to wipe the jizz from her face.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:01 AM
Reply to your posts.
Dang...twice before work, and only 1 minute apart? Thats pretty amazing.
For me i usually just untie the hooker and drop her off still blindfolded way across town.
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:11 AM
Carve up the cantaloupe and have a snack.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:32 AM
I work nights, and shotsup has a way with words.Dang...twice before work, and only 1 minute apart? Thats pretty amazing.
For me i usually just untie the hooker and drop her off still blindfolded way across town.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:44 AM
Untie the kid from the shower...and tell him to never talk about th........oh what do I do?....im sorry i thought the question was what does Jerry Sandusky do.....my error.
Same thing as always.....get out the squeege and rag for the big screen tv. (Theres a nice visual for ya)
Same thing as always.....get out the squeege and rag for the big screen tv. (Theres a nice visual for ya)
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:17 AM
Loosen the belt and take a breath... hopefully.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:27 AM
I put the top bun on the burger and then stick it under the heat lamp until the drive thru chick grabs it.
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:31 AM
cry myself to sleep
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:38 AM
Rinse and Repeat......
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Meet the new politics of hope and change - same as the old politics
What ... was your father abusive towards you? Did he fondle you in the naughty places? Is that why the subject of pedophelia bothers you so much?
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:38 AM
I masturbate constantly, so I'm never really finished. 
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:52 AM
Lick my fingers.
<!--sizeo:1--><span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#CC33CC--><span style="color:#CC33CC"><!--/coloro-->QUOTE(NewbieJr @ Jan 6 2010)
Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:54 AM
Lick my fingers.
Now we know what i do before i masturbate. Read this post.
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:59 AM
Lick my fingers.
Do you stick them up your ass?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:00 AM
Do you stick them up your ass?
No.
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Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:04 AM
I know you just posted that for attention, but dayum that turned me on.Lick my fingers.
Mine is small, but the head spins.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:06 AM
Leave the K-Mart dressing room.
People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:15 AM
Lick my fingers.
I know you just posted that for attention, but dayum that turned me on.
I was about to post the same thing.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:17 AM
Wait for Bruce Willis to come in with a sword and kill me an my buddy
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:32 AM
I go right back to worrying about hyperinflation. 
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:43 AM
No.
Can I stick mine up your ass while you are masturbating?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:44 AM
Ice cube tray
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:57 AM
I normally worry about hyperinflating my girlfriend.I go right back to worrying about hyperinflation.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:58 AM
High fives for everybody.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 12:32 PM
I take pictures of the splooge and text them to my girlfriend 
Mine is small, but the head spins.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 12:51 PM
Calculate my new masturbation count and realize I'll never catch up to edjr.
All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:23 PM
Go to confession
I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:37 PM
Call myself a dirty wh0re and tell me to get out of my sight because I disgust me. I'm not worried though, I'll be back.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:52 PM
Cuddle with myself.
Say your prayers.
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:12 PM
Close the incognito window on Google Chrome and continue talking to you idiots.
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-- Voltaire (The French one, not the Chinese one)
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:20 PM
I use 'In Private' on Explorer.Close the incognito window on Google Chrome and continue talking to you idiots.
BTW do using either of those help hide shiot?
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:21 PM
I use 'In Private' on Explorer.
BTW do using either of those help hide shiot?
From a skilled IT professional? No.
From my wife who barely knows how to cut and paste? Yes.
Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.
-- Voltaire (The French one, not the Chinese one)
-- Voltaire (The French one, not the Chinese one)
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:27 PM
That's good enough for meFrom a skilled IT professional? No.
From my wife who barely knows how to cut and paste? Yes.
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
