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#1 shotsup

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:14 AM

There should be some fun answers.

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#2 drobeski

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:31 AM

Put the naked picture of your wife back in the nightstand.

#3 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:52 AM

I have your mom pull her finger out of my ass and get herself a tissue to wipe the jizz from her face.
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#4 montana

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 04:07 AM

I'm here aren't I?

#5 penultimatestraw

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 04:23 AM

Reply to your posts.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 04:24 AM

Reply to your posts.

#7 southcarolina

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:01 AM

Reply to your posts.


Dang...twice before work, and only 1 minute apart? Thats pretty amazing.



For me i usually just untie the hooker and drop her off still blindfolded way across town.
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.

#8 phillybear

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:11 AM

Carve up the cantaloupe and have a snack.

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#9 penultimatestraw

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:32 AM

Dang...twice before work, and only 1 minute apart? Thats pretty amazing.



For me i usually just untie the hooker and drop her off still blindfolded way across town.

I work nights, and shotsup has a way with words.

#10 cyclone24

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:44 AM

Untie the kid from the shower...and tell him to never talk about th........oh what do I do?....im sorry i thought the question was what does Jerry Sandusky do.....my error.


Same thing as always.....get out the squeege and rag for the big screen tv. (Theres a nice visual for ya)
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#11 parrot

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:17 AM

Loosen the belt and take a breath... hopefully.

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#12 Voice_Of_Reason

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:26 AM

cry myself to sleep

#13 southcarolina

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:27 AM

I put the top bun on the burger and then stick it under the heat lamp until the drive thru chick grabs it.
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.

#14 parrot

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:31 AM

cry myself to sleep

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#15 listen2me 23

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:34 AM

collect it in a jar

#16 Strike

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:38 AM

Rinse and Repeat......
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#17 NorthernVike

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:38 AM

I masturbate constantly, so I'm never really finished. :banana:

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#18 Mookz

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:47 AM

Close Newbie's profile. :dunno:



#19 TheNewGirl

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:52 AM

Lick my fingers.
<!--sizeo:1--><span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#CC33CC--><span style="color:#CC33CC"><!--/coloro-->QUOTE(NewbieJr @ Jan 6 2010)
Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

#20 southcarolina

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:54 AM

Lick my fingers.


Now we know what i do before i masturbate. Read this post.
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.

#21 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:59 AM

Lick my fingers.


Do you stick them up your ass?
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#22 TheNewGirl

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:00 AM

Do you stick them up your ass?



No.
<!--sizeo:1--><span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#CC33CC--><span style="color:#CC33CC"><!--/coloro-->QUOTE(NewbieJr @ Jan 6 2010)
Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

#23 NewbieJr

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:04 AM

Lick my fingers.

I know you just posted that for attention, but dayum that turned me on. :thumbsup:
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#24 Vikings4ever

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:06 AM

Leave the K-Mart dressing room.
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#25 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:15 AM

Lick my fingers.



I know you just posted that for attention, but dayum that turned me on. :thumbsup:


I was about to post the same thing. :thumbsup:
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#26 Mungwater

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:17 AM

Wait for Bruce Willis to come in with a sword and kill me an my buddy

#27 parrot

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:32 AM

I go right back to worrying about hyperinflation. :(

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#28 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:43 AM

No.


Can I stick mine up your ass while you are masturbating? :unsure:
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#29 edjr

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:44 AM

Ice cube tray

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#30 Mookz

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:57 AM

I go right back to worrying about hyperinflation. :(

I normally worry about hyperinflating my girlfriend. :(

#31 parrot

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:58 AM

High fives for everybody.

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#32 NewbieJr

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 12:32 PM

I take pictures of the splooge and text them to my girlfriend :music_guitarred:
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#33 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 12:51 PM

Calculate my new masturbation count and realize I'll never catch up to edjr.

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#34 hoytdwow

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:23 PM

Go to confession

Use froggy voice when you eat old fruit salad


#35 parrot

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:37 PM

Call myself a dirty wh0re and tell me to get out of my sight because I disgust me. I'm not worried though, I'll be back.

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#36 jets24

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:52 PM

Cuddle with myself.


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#37 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:12 PM

Close the incognito window on Google Chrome and continue talking to you idiots.
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#38 NorthernVike

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:20 PM

Close the incognito window on Google Chrome and continue talking to you idiots.

I use 'In Private' on Explorer. :banana:



BTW do using either of those help hide shiot? :unsure:

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#39 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:21 PM

I use 'In Private' on Explorer. :banana:



BTW do using either of those help hide shiot? :unsure:


From a skilled IT professional? No.

From my wife who barely knows how to cut and paste? Yes.
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#40 NorthernVike

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:27 PM

From a skilled IT professional? No.

From my wife who barely knows how to cut and paste? Yes.

That's good enough for me :banana: :banana: :banana:

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..