I picked up the Giants D for this week. Alas, no cup.
12 Cups 1 Geek League
Started by Little Rusty, Sep 08 2012 09:58 PM
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:33 PM
I give rides to black hookers on crack because I care. You? - Bunnybastatards
“The problem is that you Americans think every problem has a solution.”- former German chancellor Helmut Schmidt
“The problem is that you Americans think every problem has a solution.”- former German chancellor Helmut Schmidt
#282
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 03:59 AM
Good season everyone. See you again next season, hopefully. Tough break Voltaire. I really didnt think i had any shot at beating you, even before CalJohn went off on Saturday night. But thats why they play the games i guess.
12G1C players please check out the thread i started in our league subforum
http://www.fftodayfo...howtopic=415487
12G1C players please check out the thread i started in our league subforum
http://www.fftodayfo...howtopic=415487
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
#283
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 05:21 AM
Woo Hoo! 3rd place finish!
In my house 3rd place is the 2nd loser.
But anyway congrats on a strong season.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#284
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 06:49 AM
scene: the Geek Club office
Lil Rusty (on microphone): Here are the morning announcements. The Junior Hog Farm Committee will hold an organizational meeting after school...
Enter southcarolina
southcarolina: Get out of the way dipsh!t. Hop up! Hop up dickweed! Is this thing on? Oh i just push the button...oh they can here me now? Hello... school can you hear me? Can you hear me? Good morning posters, administrators, site owners, lunch ladies, janitors...This is southcarolina professional fantasy football player, and i got something i want to say. Alot of you motherf*ckers think you know who southcarolina is. Well I'm here today to tell you don't know sh*t. There comes a time in every man's life when he's got to take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is. Well I've come to that crossroads and I've decided southcarolina is a man. southcarolina is an athlete. southcarolina is a lover. But the most he is, I mean the thing that southcarolina is most, is a f0cking champion.
Cut to shotsup looking enthralled.
southcarolina: And the one thing a champion does not do is f*cking quit. A true champion faces his enemies and he conquers them.
Enter TTBOM
TTBOM: Ok maybe we should ahhh....
southcarolina: Shhhhhh.....And that is why I am here today...
Cut to Old Maid looking slightly orgasmic
southcarolina: to tell you all that southcarolina is officially accepting the job as PE coach at Fantasy Football Today Geek Club. That is until a first rate message board lets me sign up. Now let's get the posting on!
cut to shotsup slow clapping
cut to Old Maid looking slightly more orgasmic
southcarolina drops the microphone at TTBOM's feet
southcarolina: Im out!!!!
Cue music: Black Betty by Ramjam
TTBOM: Ok everyone settle down. That was mister souuthcarolina using some language a Geek Club poster never uses...
cut to Old Maid in her hallway, with several other people
Old Maid: Ok everyone...shows over....lets get back to work
Gocolts: Mis Old Maid......
Old Maid: Yes?
Old Maid turns to see southcarolina in the doorway. southcarolina points at her and raises an eyebrow, then leaves.
Old Maid nods in approval
southcarolina struts out, high fiving heavy set and drobeski on the way out.
drobeski: Where the f0ck is that guy goin'? Its still first period.
https://www.youtube....h?v=d6qc9ZMuVOU
Lil Rusty (on microphone): Here are the morning announcements. The Junior Hog Farm Committee will hold an organizational meeting after school...
Enter southcarolina
southcarolina: Get out of the way dipsh!t. Hop up! Hop up dickweed! Is this thing on? Oh i just push the button...oh they can here me now? Hello... school can you hear me? Can you hear me? Good morning posters, administrators, site owners, lunch ladies, janitors...This is southcarolina professional fantasy football player, and i got something i want to say. Alot of you motherf*ckers think you know who southcarolina is. Well I'm here today to tell you don't know sh*t. There comes a time in every man's life when he's got to take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is. Well I've come to that crossroads and I've decided southcarolina is a man. southcarolina is an athlete. southcarolina is a lover. But the most he is, I mean the thing that southcarolina is most, is a f0cking champion.
Cut to shotsup looking enthralled.
southcarolina: And the one thing a champion does not do is f*cking quit. A true champion faces his enemies and he conquers them.
Enter TTBOM
TTBOM: Ok maybe we should ahhh....
southcarolina: Shhhhhh.....And that is why I am here today...
Cut to Old Maid looking slightly orgasmic
southcarolina: to tell you all that southcarolina is officially accepting the job as PE coach at Fantasy Football Today Geek Club. That is until a first rate message board lets me sign up. Now let's get the posting on!
cut to shotsup slow clapping
cut to Old Maid looking slightly more orgasmic
southcarolina drops the microphone at TTBOM's feet
southcarolina: Im out!!!!
Cue music: Black Betty by Ramjam
TTBOM: Ok everyone settle down. That was mister souuthcarolina using some language a Geek Club poster never uses...
cut to Old Maid in her hallway, with several other people
Old Maid: Ok everyone...shows over....lets get back to work
Gocolts: Mis Old Maid......
Old Maid: Yes?
Old Maid turns to see southcarolina in the doorway. southcarolina points at her and raises an eyebrow, then leaves.
Old Maid nods in approval
southcarolina struts out, high fiving heavy set and drobeski on the way out.
drobeski: Where the f0ck is that guy goin'? Its still first period.
https://www.youtube....h?v=d6qc9ZMuVOU
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 10:04 AM
In my house 3rd place is the 2nd loser.
But anyway congrats on a strong season.
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 10:20 AM
to my first season! I had a blast... and I hope you guys see fit to ask me back next season.A special thanks to GoColts and Sux for teaching me how to play and answering all of my stupid questions.
Congrats to southcunniligus and Volty.... "You're welcome" and "my condolences". If only I hadn't started Josh Freeman last week...
Also, a shout-out to all who offered their advice. I learned a lot from you guys. Especially NOT to listen to cbfalcon.
southcarolina, please PM me your info and I will get "the cup" out in the mail.
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 11:14 AM
A special thanks to GoColts and Sux for teaching me how to play and answering all of my stupid questions.
Congrats to southcunniligus and Volty.... "You're welcome" and "my condolences". If only I hadn't started Josh Freeman last week...
Also, a shout-out to all who offered their advice. I learned a lot from you guys. Especially NOT to listen to cbfalcon.
southcarolina, please PM me your info and I will get "the cup" out in the mail.
I dunno.....are you just using this as a way to stalk me?
Come on down to the hotel, baby. I can be what you want me to be. You can choke on your own medication, and i can watch myself on tv. Shut your mouth you big f*cking baby. I cant be what you want me to be. Go on choke on your own medication. I can tell you a lie you'll believe, yeah yeah.
#288
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 11:57 AM
I dunno.....are you just using this as a way to stalk me?
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
