Apparently Rick Reilly has an article ready to go to print on the personal life of Amy and Phil Mickelson. Here's the story according to a buddy of mine that works for the PGA Tour. Reilly was waiting until after the Masters to publish it, so it'll be out soon.
#1) Mickelson doesn't play in golf tournaments in Ohio (ie The Memorial) because he has an illegitimate child with a black woman that lives there. He pays her hush money. Not sure about the legal reasons of entering the state and all. Not sure if the kid came pre-Amy or not.
#2) Apparently Phil walked in on Amy and Michael Jordan doing the nasty. It should be remembered that Amy was a Pheonix Suns cheerleader, and considered quite the money hunter. We all know MJ pretty much does whatever he wants, so his name being there doesn't suprise me. Maybe she did it to get back at him - dunno. I have no idea if this is pre marriage, pre kids, etc either.
Now I know you all will rip me since I'm certainly not giving my source and I can't find anything on the web about it yet. So do with the rumor whatever you want.
Full Version: The Real Phil Mickelson
I heard also that Amy is secretly his sister too. 
QUOTE(Cruzer @ Apr 10 2006, 09:32 AM) 
I heard also that Amy is secretly his sister too.
his kids certainly look retarded, I wouldn't doubt this.
QUOTE(George Carlin @ Apr 10 2006, 03:34 PM)
his kids certainly look retarded, I wouldn't doubt this.
QUOTE(George Carlin @ Apr 10 2006, 09:34 AM)
his kids certainly look retarded, I wouldn't doubt this.
QUOTE(Cruzer @ Apr 10 2006, 09:35 AM)
His youngest kids head is bigger than Barry Bonds and she's like 2. Is it even a she?
QUOTE(George Carlin @ Apr 10 2006, 03:49 PM)
His youngest kids head is bigger than Barry Bonds and she's like 2. Is it even a she?
I also heard that Amy walked in on Phil and MJ. Apparently there was a little male-on-male jungle fever.
His wife is hot!
who hasn't this happened to
nothing on Google about any of this - i think it's reallt made up BS -- would be cool if true though -- Phil walking in on Amy taking it Doggy Style from MJ ! " sorry honey youre just not large enough " :dunno"
" sorry honey youre just not large enough " :dunno"
Phil: why did you do it, baby?
amy: a 9 iron is better than a 3.
amy: a 9 iron is better than a 3.
QUOTE(The Moz @ Apr 10 2006, 11:09 AM)
nothing on Google about any of this - i think it's reallt made up BS -- would be cool if true though -- Phil walking in on Amy taking it Doggy Style from MJ ! " sorry honey youre just not large enough " :dunno"
" sorry honey youre just not large enough " :dunno"Phils belly gets in the way of him doing her doggy, that fat fock that he is. He should be ashamed of himself to be that fat and know he's got big flappy titties.
QUOTE(bammbamm @ Apr 10 2006, 11:02 AM)
I also heard that Amy walked in on Phil and MJ. Apparently there was a little male-on-male jungle fever.
I thought Dr. Phil preached against that sorta thing?
QUOTE(GettnHuge @ Apr 10 2006, 01:11 PM)
Phil: why did you do it, baby?
amy: a 9 iron is better than a 3.
amy: a 9 iron is better than a 3.
If you knew anything about golf, you'd know that a 3 is longer than a 9.
what i want to know is why so many guys on the tour hate phil. he seems like a cool guy to me, but it would be interesting to hear some of the reasons.
QUOTE(HilltopperVike @ Apr 10 2006, 11:21 AM)
what i want to know is why so many guys on the tour hate phil. he seems like a cool guy to me, but it would be interesting to hear some of the reasons.
Easy PHIL is the ###### everyone says Tiger is !
Tiger got a pretty bad rap for being a POS in person but i have talked to a few people that have talked to him ( I know alot of members at medinah that have talked with Tiger and Phil ) Tiger is actually a decent guy off camera he just got a bad rap withh people bothering him at every waking moment and snaps on occasion. Phil they have said seems to go out of his way to be a ###### to anyone and everyone he can.. Still they say noone on tour is or was a bigger POS off camera than Hale Irwin !
wow, you wouldn't think of phil like that from seeing him on television. interesting. i can see the hale irwin comments though.
QUOTE(D'ohmer Simpson @ Apr 10 2006, 11:03 AM)
His wife is hot!
This thread is useless without links.
Rick Reilly has never really written a "gossipy" column like this. I doubt this is true.
QUOTE(George Carlin @ Apr 10 2006, 09:49 AM)
His youngest kids head is bigger than Barry Bonds and she's like 2. Is it even a she?
Maybe it wasnt MJ..maybe it was Jason Kidd...remember..he was on the Suns...
and Jasons kid has an enormous noggin...
im sure rick reilly knows things..but i cant imagine his gain by writing something like this...
i view mickleson the way i view tony stewart..they are both great and can be nice, they know WHEN to be nice..but they are also willing to step on a friends throat just for a win...
it isnt that i cant imagine phil having the kid..i cant imagine that fatass having sex....
Amy Mickelson was a just a gold digger hanging around golf tournaments waiting for a rich guy to show interest. There is no way in a million years she can love or be attracted to that fat focker Nippleson
QUOTE(BMoney @ Apr 10 2006, 01:53 PM)
Maybe it wasnt MJ..maybe it was Jason Kidd...remember..he was on the Suns...
and Jasons kid has an enormous noggin...
im sure rick reilly knows things..but i cant imagine his gain by writing something like this...
i view mickleson the way i view tony stewart..they are both great and can be nice, they know WHEN to be nice..but they are also willing to step on a friends throat just for a win...
it isnt that i cant imagine phil having the kid..i cant imagine that fatass having sex....
and Jasons kid has an enormous noggin...
im sure rick reilly knows things..but i cant imagine his gain by writing something like this...
i view mickleson the way i view tony stewart..they are both great and can be nice, they know WHEN to be nice..but they are also willing to step on a friends throat just for a win...
it isnt that i cant imagine phil having the kid..i cant imagine that fatass having sex....
People a lot fatter than Phil have sex all the time.....and enjoy it!
IT'S A TIP!
QUOTE(Fumbleweed @ Apr 10 2006, 04:39 PM)
People a lot fatter than Phil have sex all the time.....and enjoy it!
IT'S A TIP!
IT'S A TIP!
Look at the rest of the golfers as well though. Jim Furyk's wife is quite hot as well.
QUOTE(Apu Nahasapeemapetilon @ Apr 10 2006, 08:31 AM)
Apparently Rick Reilly has an article ready to go to print on the personal life of Amy and Phil Mickelson. Here's the story according to a buddy of mine that works for the PGA Tour. Reilly was waiting until after the Masters to publish it, so it'll be out soon.
#1) Mickelson doesn't play in golf tournaments in Ohio (ie The Memorial) because he has an illegitimate child with a black woman that lives there. He pays her hush money. Not sure about the legal reasons of entering the state and all. Not sure if the kid came pre-Amy or not.
#2) Apparently Phil walked in on Amy and Michael Jordan doing the nasty. It should be remembered that Amy was a Pheonix Suns cheerleader, and considered quite the money hunter. We all know MJ pretty much does whatever he wants, so his name being there doesn't suprise me. Maybe she did it to get back at him - dunno. I have no idea if this is pre marriage, pre kids, etc either.
Now I know you all will rip me since I'm certainly not giving my source and I can't find anything on the web about it yet. So do with the rumor whatever you want.
#1) Mickelson doesn't play in golf tournaments in Ohio (ie The Memorial) because he has an illegitimate child with a black woman that lives there. He pays her hush money. Not sure about the legal reasons of entering the state and all. Not sure if the kid came pre-Amy or not.
#2) Apparently Phil walked in on Amy and Michael Jordan doing the nasty. It should be remembered that Amy was a Pheonix Suns cheerleader, and considered quite the money hunter. We all know MJ pretty much does whatever he wants, so his name being there doesn't suprise me. Maybe she did it to get back at him - dunno. I have no idea if this is pre marriage, pre kids, etc either.
Now I know you all will rip me since I'm certainly not giving my source and I can't find anything on the web about it yet. So do with the rumor whatever you want.
Don't know if any of the above is true, but FWIW: MJ comes to Phoenix all of the time. A hottie Asian MILF from my kids' school met him once, he asked for her number and she gave it to him. He called her next time he was coming to town and wanted to get together.
QUOTE(Apu Nahasapeemapetilon @ Apr 10 2006, 09:31 AM)
Apparently Rick Reilly has an article ready to go to print on the personal life of Amy and Phil Mickelson. Here's the story according to a buddy of mine that works for the PGA Tour. Reilly was waiting until after the Masters to publish it, so it'll be out soon.
#1) Mickelson doesn't play in golf tournaments in Ohio (ie The Memorial) because he has an illegitimate child with a black woman that lives there. He pays her hush money. Not sure about the legal reasons of entering the state and all. Not sure if the kid came pre-Amy or not.
#2) Apparently Phil walked in on Amy and Michael Jordan doing the nasty. It should be remembered that Amy was a Pheonix Suns cheerleader, and considered quite the money hunter. We all know MJ pretty much does whatever he wants, so his name being there doesn't suprise me. Maybe she did it to get back at him - dunno. I have no idea if this is pre marriage, pre kids, etc either.
Now I know you all will rip me since I'm certainly not giving my source and I can't find anything on the web about it yet. So do with the rumor whatever you want.
#1) Mickelson doesn't play in golf tournaments in Ohio (ie The Memorial) because he has an illegitimate child with a black woman that lives there. He pays her hush money. Not sure about the legal reasons of entering the state and all. Not sure if the kid came pre-Amy or not.
#2) Apparently Phil walked in on Amy and Michael Jordan doing the nasty. It should be remembered that Amy was a Pheonix Suns cheerleader, and considered quite the money hunter. We all know MJ pretty much does whatever he wants, so his name being there doesn't suprise me. Maybe she did it to get back at him - dunno. I have no idea if this is pre marriage, pre kids, etc either.
Now I know you all will rip me since I'm certainly not giving my source and I can't find anything on the web about it yet. So do with the rumor whatever you want.
So MJ sexually transmitted cancer into her breasts?
Go to Google and type in "amy mickelson michael jordan", this thread is the first search result.
QUOTE(hdamien @ May 21 2009, 02:23 PM)
Go to Google and type in "amy mickelson michael jordan", this thread is the first search result.
this is bad for Apu Nahasapeemap.
Phil and MJ have more money than the federal government... they would make Apu's life worse than those Slumdog Millionaire kids'.
QUOTE(hdamien @ May 21 2009, 06:23 PM)
Go to Google and type in "amy mickelson michael jordan", this thread is the first search result.
I typed in "amy mickelson michael jordan"
this is what i got:
"Go to Google and type in "amy mickelson michael jordan", this thread is the first search result. first.gif. this is bad for Apu Nahasapeemap ..."
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