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I like the occasional hot chick

OKAY

HBO Sports Doc. Good stuff.

Scary

I walk. Don’t need to run or even trot.

I think he meant a real bar

Get the Mustang

I didn’t watch like you phags did.

Why do you need flashlights to change oil ? Dont you work in a Jiffy Lube ?

I’m about to become a mini van driver. I only drive about 20 miles per day to the subway. (Round trip) Buying the wife a new car (not sure what yet) and was going to give son the mini van. He doesn’t want it and said he’d pay for his own car. Turns out he’d take my Altima. So I get the Caravan and he gets the Altima. Im a sucka

Is that one of those things you stick your pecker in ?

Pretty sure he knows there is 50 States and not 57.

Me. Either. Jerry. Is. A. Freak.

What about people who comment on pornhub videos?? Do you read the comments before fapping ??

He lost every NY Football Giants vs Patriots thread. That’s something