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Secret Asian Man

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  1. Secret Asian Man

    Rook at me

    I as herpress as kitten up twee. Or in shwimp saucey.
  2. Secret Asian Man

    It’s another “You did it Friday”

    One at time. You recold safe.
  3. Secret Asian Man

    Lady Gaga's dog walker shot, two of her French bulldogs stolen

    Today speciar. Sweet and Soah Pug.
  4. Secret Asian Man

    Would You Date A Person With Cats ?

    I same way with cat.
  5. Secret Asian Man

    Simple things that make you happy?

    When Peenie rove me rong time.
  6. Secret Asian Man

    Spermoff - Help choose Peenies first tattoo...

    Wacome to Peenie clotch. Take ordeh prease.
  7. Secret Asian Man

    Tranny wrastling

    How he/she superstal if most of us nevel hear of he/she?
  8. Secret Asian Man

    If you could live one day in the life of one person...

    You as much fun as prostate finga check.
  9. Secret Asian Man

    What have you guys done to Newbie?

    It ancient Chinese seclet!
  10. Then why they rimit amount of Asians that get into med schoors?
  11. Secret Asian Man

    Terribly sad text I just received from Dr. Obeski

    Yay! We miss you rike Porkbutt miss seeing toes. You stay!
  12. Secret Asian Man

    The official Biden crime family thread.

    We meet. He wark in and I say, "Wercome to Sh!tty Wok. Take olda prease."
  13. Secret Asian Man

    Miles Taylor on Trump and Sluts: Your Thoughts?

    Dis thlead here 5 hour. You Peenie now!
  14. Secret Asian Man

    Anyone get seeds from chiner?

    You getty seeds I send? That good. Now give prant big hug. He rike that.
  15. Secret Asian Man

    3 gorges dam "deformed" by floods.

    I no givey dam!
  16. Secret Asian Man

    overused words that have lost their true meanings

    Along with Queer. Queer used to mean odd, but the ghays took it over.
  17. Secret Asian Man

    Would you volunteer to be injected with hot beef?

    Six feet away man!
  18. Secret Asian Man

    Survivor with past winners?

    It have naked gay guy? He bad a$$. He out fishing and shalk bite his arm. He wark over to reef and beat it to death then eat it. Gay or not, he was bad a$$.
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    Would you volunteer to be injected with hot beef?

    What kind of chulch inject beef? Scientorogy? She know Tom Cluise? He go space and makey movie.
  20. Secret Asian Man

    Would you volunteer to be injected with hot beef?

    Reave cow arone. Dey no hult nobody.
  21. Secret Asian Man

    Trump Death Clock website...

    Where you go? Come back fight. Oh make me so mad I want srap Tommy Chong with Buddha. You come back cow pusha.
  22. Secret Asian Man

    Trump Death Clock website...

    LOL. Glass Joe.
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    Trump Death Clock website...

    Oh! And evely body know you no kalate guy. You guy from Happy Day. Go get Fonzie hambugha and shake.
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