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    Forums Software Upgrade - 2/5/19

    "Nobody" alias?
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    Why do people think sandy hook was faked?

    The only thing that I find a little hard to believe about Sandy Hook is the idea that Adam Lambert killed all those children.
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    Why do people think sandy hook was faked?

    Volte? The only reason he walked it back was he got his ass handed to him in court.
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    Higgins...magnum PI

    You're thinking of Robin Masters.
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    Carbon offset fee/tax

    Well, it would cut down on the problem of farting babies. Speaking of which, I think I shat a toddler the other day. damn thing was so big, I had to cut it up with a coat hanger like a Puerto Rican midwife.
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    Higgins...magnum PI

    Is quite fetching. Other than the black guy, perhaps the only improvement over the original series. But damn, what an improvement it is!
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    Characters you dislike...

    Honestly, Of all the shows I currently watch? I'd have to look really damn hard to find one more absolutely awful and annoying than that little Asian adopted b**** on modern family. Granted, Asian women aren't actually human people. I mean, that's just a scientific fact. However, this little b**** has absolutely no effect. (Note, stress on the "a" as in 'apple' pronunciation. Look it up.) I am absolutely convinced that at some point we're going to find out that she's "on the spectrum." But her acting and delivery is so wooden, so monotone as to make Siri sound like Meryl Streep performing Le Miz. God, she sucks. They need to have a Very Special Episode wherein she discovers her gay dad's fentanyl stash.
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    Characters you dislike...

    From breaking bad? I can't stand Jesse. What a whiny annoying b****. And yeah, even the female actresses commented on how much they hated the way their characters were written. It absolutely smacks of Tony soprano's wife. More to come.
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    Carbon offset fee/tax

    Seems like we're rapidly heading into the new thread category, so I won't expound herein. However, might I just say: 1) choosing to be a biological parent in today's age is almost the ultimate act of self-serving insecurity, narcissism, and selfishness. 2) note I said almost. The ultimate act of self-serving narcissism, insecurity, and selfishness are these couples who spend tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a child "of their own" through all sorts of perversions of reproductive biology. 3) Absolutely redolent of gobsmackingly dripping hypocrisy are those individuals from categories 1 and 2 above who steadfastly and ardently oppose the purchasing of (say) dogs from puppy mills and breeders. Because, quote, "there are so many wonderful dogs already out there who need love." Think about it.
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    Carbon offset fee/tax

    For $2, they give you a pair of disposable footies that fit around your shoes. That way you're not tracking any carbon onto the plane.
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    They should have figured this one out a long time ago. Every time he left that joint his balls were deflated.
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    Best action movie star

    So I heard something interesting on 60 Minutes last night. The top grossing actor these days? Sam Jackson. It took me a minute, but yeah, I guess if you have even a bit part in literally every single marvel movie for the past 10 years oh, you got to be pulling some serious ticket sales into your resume. Trivia question that used to work great for me was that John ratzenberger from cheers at one point was the top grosser. You wouldn't think of him or his name. Most people didn't even know who it was. But it turns out, he's been a voice in literally every Pixar film. And if you go back 15,20 years? That's a hell of a lot of ticket sales too.
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    Gronk.....peace out!

    Apparently they've already broken ground on a bar he's going to open up. Word is, called The Glory Hole.
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    Been meaning to say, if you actually did come up with spa gate, props. That may be the cleverest thing you've said here.