Gratefulegg1973

Keeper: Lamar, Cmac, Barkley, Metcalf, Aiyuk, Mcbride, Mixon

Honestly, aside from fantasy and my home team, I couldn't care less about the NFL. It's an unwatchable product. Flags on every play, commercials every 2 minutes, QBs I've never heard of, all the political garbage they shove down our throats, etc. It's just a bad product.

1-1 in my championships. But I could/should have won both. All I needed was decent games out of Patrick 'Bust of the Year' Mahomes and Justin 'I should have drafted CMAC' Jefferson. Nope. Add in the awesome 1 sack I got out of Seattle D, at home, against the mighty Steelers offense, and it was lights out for me. So FU Mahomes, JJ, R. White, Evans, and Seattle D. You all sucked.

I'd give Barkley a FU, but at this point I just assume he missed the bus to the game

FU to the NE Patriot offense, and entire organization. What kind of scrub offense has 3 picks, 1 fumble, 1 sack, and 1 pick six in the 1st f'n quarter? Yes, I'm playing against Buffalo D. That's the most embarrassing offensive performance I've ever seen. FU Rachard White. 11 yards? 0 receptions? lol. And FU Dak for having a career day against me last night.

Hey Guru. Two decisions I need to make. PPR w/ big bonuses for long TDs Evans or D. Smith. Evans has been great, but never does anything against Lattimore. D. Henry or Mixon.

No f'n idea what Andy Reid is even thinking about. Just keep trying trick plays you fat idiot

Go fock yourself Andy Reid you fat fock. Keep dicking around with this stupid sh!t. And Mahomes, you my friends are the QB bust of the f'n year. Go off yourself. Yes, I have Mahomes, going against the Raiders D and Pacheco. lol. Thought I was a lock. Should have known better.

O'Connell > Mahomes

FU Mahomes. 0 completions through a quarter. lol

This is the FU thread. Rational thought does not exist here. That's the charm of the FU thread.

Trey Mcbride had 6 catches for 31 yards. Apparently, he just stood at the line of scrimmage all day, caught the ball, and fell forward? It's hard to give a FU to Mostert, but WTF buddy? If you're hurt, stay out. If not, get in the game. Coming in for 1 play a quarter is ridiculous. Once again, FU to Derrick Henry. Start you 2 weeks in a row and you average 0.6 YPC. I bench you this week, you go off. As I said earlier, Barkley will now put up his patented 6 carries for 11 yards tomorrow. Oh, and FU Mcmanus. Thanks for the minus points today azzhole

FU DK Metcalf. Actually, fock the homosexual relationship Geno Smith and Tyler Lockett have together. 3 f'n targets? Get the fock out of here. F the Colts defense. All 11 of them. You all suck.

Don't worry, obviously I did

2-3 leagues for the past 30+ years. I honestly think this was the first year I've had a #1 overall pick. I went; JJ, Chubb, Mahomes, D. Smith, Waller. Somehow I'm still in it. The big mistake I made was Mahomes. I should have waited till all the 'top' QBs were gone, and went with Dak or someone. I'll never take a QB before round 5 again. Never, ever draft Darren Waller. It's a guarantee he'll miss at least half the season.

FU to Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley. I have to start one of these scrubs. Guarantee whichever one I start will have 14 yards, while the other will go for 100 and 3 TDs.

FU Joe Mixon. Actually, F Cincy's coaching staff. Yet another week with a backup QB and without your top WR, and you still absolutely refuse to hand the ball to Mixon. Glad you got humiliated today.

Didn't see a FU thread yet, so I'll assume everyone here is having a fantastic day. But I have a few guys deserving of some focks. Mahomes. Wasn't terrible, but got outscored by my opponents waiver pick up of Jordan Love. I picked Mahomes in the 3rd round (will never do that again) and he's the 8th ranked QB in my league. You may be saying 'but 8th is THAT bad'. Keep in mind Mahomes has played every game, and remember all the QB injuries this year. Awful. Just awful. Barkley. lol at your 14 yards. Call it a career buddy. You suck. Henry. See above.

Guess Mixon's getting the day off. Wonderful. Jefferson ain't doing much better. Fock me

Granted, we still have a few weeks left. But as crazy as the drafts were this year, I think next year will be even worse. As it stands now, who the hell would even be worthy in the first round? Hill Cmac JJ Chase Lamb Brown Etienne ? ?

Patrick Mahomes is on the verge of being unstartable. Glad I wasted a 3rd rounder on him. Come to think of it, in that league my 1st 5 picks were: Jefferson Chubb Mahomes D. Smith Waller Good times!

Can someone please explain how in the holy hell they're into the 2nd qtr and CMac hasn't touched the ball and Turdy has 0 completions? Yes, I started them both, as well as Aiyuk. lol. Fock off with this

Fock myself for listening to the 'experts' and leaving the following guys on my bench: Metcalf, Collins, Achane. Awesome.

Started Metcalf all year. Rarely did anything. Benched him last night due to 'tough matchup', Geno being hurt, etc. Career day. I'm sure Aiyuk will have one of his patented 2-20 games for me though. Fock fantasy football. Stupid kids game

Fock my 'stud' QBs of Mahomes and Lamar. Not only are they continually outscored by undrafted guys my opponents throw at me (Stroud, Dobbs, etc), but they're getting outscored by guys on the waiver wire. I went to bed a little before halftime, so I can only assume that Baltimore simply took a knee every play then punted on 4th