Little known facts about Chuck Norris.

[dcOne 2]

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk and Kill.

 

When Chuck Norris jumps in a river, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...The river gets Chuck Norrised.

 

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

 

Chuck Norris had his schlong removed so he could perform an even higher round house kick.

 

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

 

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago......... the Grim Reaper just hasnt gotten the courage to tell him yet.

 

Magic Johnson claimed to have slept with 10,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

[surferskin 30]

Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.

[GettnHuge 1]

chuck norris called this old news, as always, he is right.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Chuck Norris kicked a guy into tomorrow, thereby suddenly rendering himself old news.

[phillybear 364]

Chuck Norris is dead. I ought to know, since I killed him.

[turbo742003 0]

Chuck Norris landed on the moon, and shot JFK.

[George Carlin 1]

Chuck Norris kicked a guy into tomorrow, thereby suddenly rendering himself old news.

 

Very nicely played.

[EMoney 0]

Chuck Norris delivered a roundhouse kick to the shark that jumped over him.

[Vikings4ever 496]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

[TylerRoseFan 16]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

link?

[RicemanX 20]

Chuck Norris won the world series of poker holding a joker and an uno card.

[hoytdwow 202]

Chuck Norris sells exercise machines on tv

[Four More Beers 0]

Brokeback Mountain was based on Chuck Norris' diary.

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Chuck Norris > The Borg

[shovelheadt 61]

Chuck Norris was in the Air Force.

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Chuck Norris won the world series of poker holding a joker and an uno card.

 

[Steebo 0]

Chuck Norris posted some facts about himself on FFT not knowing that FFT had gone kaput for several months. Since he did not know that these facts were old news he got mad and posted profanity-laden topics about said facts on FFT.

 

MikeFFT baned Chuck Norris.

 

 

 

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Thats alot of emoticons.

[Vikings4ever 496]

EOP has over 10,000 posts.

 

Thats alot of emoticons.

 

1,000 posts.

[Steebo 0]

1,000 posts.

 

 

Yes, thats what I said.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

GFIAFP p!sses himself, jumps under his bed, and starts sucking anything in sight anytime he flips the channel by a Chuck Norris movie.