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the "Jerry Porter....DUMB pick" League Draft

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Pick, or I'll go to your homes and punch you in the face in front of your wives and children, sleep with your woman, kick your dog and pour acid on the hood of your car. :rolleyes:

 

 

Round 1

1.01 - Big Joc Strap - Larry Johnson

1.02 - howie929 - shawn alexander

1.03 - 20 Server Menace!!! - LaDainian Tomlinson

1.04 - The Unwashed Masses - Clinton Portis

1.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Ronnie Brown?

1.06 - Clash of the Titans - Run Tiki Tiki Tiki Run! Barber

1.07 - Da Bears - Edgerin James

1.08 - The ellisonb11 - Lamont Jordan

1.09 - Ace - Steven Jackson

1.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Brian Westbrook?

1.11 - Grateful Parrots - Rudi Johnson

1.12 - Yippie Skippy - Cadilac Williams

 

Round 2

2.01 - Yippie Skippy - Domanick Davis

2.02 - Grateful Parrots - Julius Jones?

2.03 - My Dixie Weekend - Larry Fitzgerald

2.04 - 09-Ace - Willis McGahee

2.05 - The ellisonb11 - Steve Smith

2.06 - Da Bears - Torry Holt

2.07 - Clash of the Titans - Peyton Manning

2.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Terrell "god darnit" Owens

2.09 - Unwashed Masses - Chad Johnson

2.10 - Server Menace!!! - Randy Moss

2.11 - howie929 - Marvin Harrison

2.12 - Big Joc Strap - Chester Taylor

 

Round 3

3.01 - Big Joc Strap - Deshaun Foster?

3.02 - howie929 - Reggie Bush?

3.03 - 20 Server Menace!!! - Anquan Boldin

3.04 - The Unwashed Masses - "Fast" Willie Parker

3.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Antonio Gates

3.06 - Clash of the Titans - Hines Ward

3.07 - Da Bears - Jamal Lewis

3.08 - The ellisonb11 - Warrick Dunn

3.09 - Ace - Chris Chambers

3.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Reggie Wayne

3.11 - Grateful Parrots - Corey Dillon

3.12 - Yippie Skippy - Kevin Jones - S.O.D. or :clap:

 

Round 4

4.01 - Yippie Skippy - Roy "legend" Williams

4.02 - Grateful Parrots - DJax AKA "how'd you like that pick, 34?" :clap:

4.03 - My Dixie Weekend - Ruben Droughns (I, Scooter, :clap: this pick. The kiss of death?)

4.04 - 09-Ace - Plaxico Burress

4.05 - The ellisonb11 - Santana Moss

4.06 - Da Bears - Carson Palmer

4.07 - Clash of the Titans - Donald Driver

4.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Joseph Addai

4.09 - Unwashed Masses - Andre Johnson

4.10 - Server Menace!!! - Tatum Bell

4.11 - howie929 - Javon Walker WR

4.12 - Big Joc Strap - Joey Galloway

 

Round 5

5.01 - Big Joc Strap - T.J. Houshmandzadeheheheheheheheh

 

5.02 - howie929 - Joe Horn WR NO

5.03 - 20 Server Menace!!! - Tom Brady

5.04 - The Unwashed Masses - Tony Gonzalez

5.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Cedric Benson

5.06 - Clash of the Titans - Thomas Jones

5.07 - Da Bears - Todd Heap

5.08 - The ellisonb11 - Matt Hasselbeck

5.09 - Ace - D. Mason

5.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Donovan McNabb

5.11 - Grateful Parrots - Eli Manning

5.12 - Yippie Skippy - Jeremy Shockey

 

Round 6

6.01 - Yippie Skippy - Deion Branch

6.02 - Grateful Parrots - Alge Crumpler

6.03 - My Dixie Weekend - A.Green

6.04 - 09-Ace - Daunte Culpepper

6.05 - The ellisonb11 - Curtis Martin

6.06 - Da Bears - Ron Freaking Dayne

6.07 - Clash of the Titans - Fred Taylor

6.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Dominic Rhodes

6.09 - Unwashed Masses - Trent Green

6.10 - Server Menace!!! - Lee Evans

6.11 - howie929 - K. Barlow RB

6.12 - Big Joc Strap6 - Donte Stallworth

 

round 7

7.01 - Big Joc Strap6 - Drew Bennett

7.02 - howie929 - Drew Bledsoe

7.03 - 20 Server Menace!!! - Deuce McAllister

7.04 - The Unwashed Masses - DeAngelo Williams

7.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Mark Bulger

7.06 - Clash of the Titans - LenDale White

7.07 - Da Bears - Rod Smith (bargain)

7.08 - The ellisonb11 - Chris Cooley

7.09 - Ace - Matt Jones

7.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Chris Brown

7.11 - Grateful Parrots - Eddie Kennison

7.12 - Yippie Skippy - Laurence Maroney

 

Round 8

8.01 - Yippie Skippy - Jake Delhome

8.02 - Grateful Parrots - Chris Perry

8.03 - My Dixie Weekend - Laveranues Coles

8.04 - 09-Ace - Frank Gore

8.05 - The ellisonb11 - Reggie Brown

8.06 - Da Bears - Muhsin Mohammad

8.07 - Clash of the Titans - Terry Glenn

8.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Koren Robinson

8.09 - Unwashed Masses - Jerry Porter

8.10 - Server Menace!!! - Michael Clayton

8.11 - howie929 - Jason Witten

8.12 - Big Joc Strap - Kurt Warner

 

Round 9

9.01 - Big Joc Strap - RANDY McMICHAEL

9.02 - howie929 - Greg Jones

9.03 - Server Menace!!! - Jake Plummer

9.04 - The Unwashed Masses - Mike Anderson

9.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Antonio Bryant

9.06 - Clash of the Titans - Ron Mexico

9.07 - Da Bears - Keenan McCardell

9.08 - The ellisonb11 - Aaron Brooks

9.09 - Ace - Kellen Winslow

9.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Samkon Gado

9.11 - Grateful Parrots - David Givens

9.12 - Yippie Skippy - Nate Burelson

 

round 10

10.01 - Yippe Skippy - Marion Barber III

10.02 - Grateful Parrots - Ben Troupe

10.03 - My Dixie Weekend - Drew Brees

10.04 - Ace - Bears D/ST (1st D)

10.05 - The ellisonb11 - Isaac Bruce

10.06 - Da Bears - Brett Favre

10.07 - Clash of the Titans - L.J. Smith

10.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Eric Moulds

10.09 - The Unwashed Masses - Joe Jurevicius

10.10 - Server Menace!!! - Heath Miller

10.11 - howie929 - Keyshawn Johnson

10.12 - Big Joc Strap - Brandon Jacobs

 

round 11

11.01 - Big Joc Strap - Maurice Morris

11.02 - howie929 - T.J. Duckett

11.03 - Server Menace!!! - Mewelde Moore

11.04 - The Unwashed Masses - Verron Haynes

11.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Phillip Rivers

11.06 - Clash of the Titans - Mark Clayton

11.07 - Da Bears - Pittsburgh Steelers

11.08 - The ellisonb11 - ernest wilford,

11.09 - Ace - John Kitna

11.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Kevin Curtis

11.11 - Grateful Parrots - INDY's DEF

11.12 - Yippe Skippy - Vernon Davis

 

Round 12

12.01 - Yippie Skippy - Adam Vinatierra

12.02 - Grateful Parrots - Steve McNair

12.03 - My Dixie Weekend - Ben Watson

12.04 - 09-Ace - Ryan Moats

12.05 - The ellisonb11 - Duce Staley

12.06 - Da Bears - Ben Roethlisberger

12.07 - Clash of the Titans - Roddy White

12.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Neil Rackers

12.09 - Unwashed Masses - Chris Simms

12.10 - Server Menace!!! - Priest Holmes

12.11 - howie929 - Marty Booker

12.12 - Big Joc Strap - Jerramy Stevens

 

Round 13

13.01 - Big Joc Strap - Brandon LLoyd

13.02 - howie929 - Michael Jenkins

13.03 - 20 Server Menace!!! - Alex Smith TE

13.04 - The Unwashed Masses - Michael Pittman

13.05 - Solo's Union Mission - Mark Brunell

13.06 - Clash of the Titans - Cedric Houston

13.07 - Da Bears - - Falcons D/ST

13.08 - The ellisonb11- Byron Leftwich

13.09 - Ace - Panthers D/ST

13.10 - My Dixie Weekend - Samie Parker

13.11 - Grateful Parrots - Najeh Davenpoop

13.12 - Yippie Skippy - Matt Leinart

 

round 14

14.01 - Yippie Skippy - Vince Young

14.02 - Grateful Parrots - Rod Gardner

14.03 - My Dixie Weekend - Zach Hilton

14.04 - Ace - LaDell Betts

14.05 - The ellisonb11- Ravens D/ST

14.06 - Da Bears - David Akers

14.07 - Clash of the Titans - Cedric Cobbs

14.08 - Solo's Union Mission - Michael Turner

14.09 - The Unwashed Masses - Eric Parker

14.10 - 20 Server Menace!!! - Brandon Stokley

14.11 - howie929 - Brad Johnson

14.12 - Big Joc Strap - David Carr

 

Round 15

15.01 - Big Joc Strap - Billy Volek

15.02 - howie929 - Dallas Clark

15.03 - 20 Server Menace!!! - Jermaine Wiggins

15.04 - The Unwashed Masses - Ben Troupe

15.05 - Solo's Union Mission -

 

 

By team:

1.01 - Big Joc Strap

QB - Kurt Warner/David Carr/Billy Volek

RB - Larry Johnson/Chester Taylor/Deshaun/ Foster/Brandon Jacobs/Maurice Morris

WR - Joey Galloway/T.J. Houshmandzadeh/Donte Stallworth/Drew Bennett/Brandon LLoyd

TE - Randy McMichael/Jerramy Stevens

K -

D/ST -

 

1.02 - howie929

QB - Drew Bledsoe/Brad Johnson

RB - Shawn Alexander/Reggie Bush/Kevan Barlow/Greg Jones/T.J. Duckett

WR - Marvin Harrison/Javon Walker/Joe Horn/Keyshawn Johnson/Marty Booker/Michael Jenkins

TE - Jason Witten/Dallas Clark

K -

D/ST -

 

1.03 - 20 Server Menace!!!

QB - Tom Brady/Jake Plummer

RB - LaDainian Tomlinson/Tatum Bell/Deuce McAllister/Mewelde Moore/Priest Holmes?

WR - Randy Moss/Anquan Boldin/Lee Evans/Michael Clayton/Brandon Stokley

TE - Heath Miller/Alex Smith/Jermaine Wiggins

K -

D/ST -

 

1.04 - The Unwashed Masses

QB - Trent Green/Chris Simms

RB - Clinton Portis/Willie Parker/DeAngelo Williams/ Mike Anderson/Verron Haynes/Michael Pittman

WR - Chad Johnson/Andre Johnson/Jerry Porter/Joe Jurevicius/Eric Parker/Amani Toomer

TE - Tony Gonzalez

K -

D/ST -

 

1.05 - Solo's Union Mission

QB - Marc Bulger/Phillip Rivers/Mark Brunell

RB - Ronnie Brown?/Joseph Addai/Cedric Benson/Dominic Rhodes/Michael Turner?

WR - Terrell Owens/Koren Robinson/Antonio Bryant/Eric Moulds

TE - Antonio Gates

K - Neil Rackers

D/ST -

 

1.06 - Clash of the Titans

QB - Peyton Manning/Ron Mexico

RB - Run Tiki Tiki Tiki Run! Barber/Thomas Jones/Fred Taylor/LenDale White/Cedric Houston/Cedric Cobbs

WR - Hines Ward/Donald Driver/Terry Glenn/Mark Clayton/Roddy White

TE - L.J. Smith

K -

D/ST -

 

1.07 - Da Bears

QB - Carson Palmer/Brett Favre/Ben Roethlisberger

RB - Edgerin James/Jamal Lewis/Ron Dayne

WR - Torry Holt/Rod Smith/Muhsin Mohammad

TE - Todd Heap

K - David Akers

D/ST - Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST/Falcons D/ST

 

1.08 - The ellisonb11

QB - Matt Hasselbeck/Aaron Brooks/Byron Leftwich

RB - Lamont Jordan/Warrick Dunn/Curtis Martin/Duce Staley

WR - Steve Smith/Santana Moss/Reggie Brown/Isaac Bruce/ernest wilford

TE - Chris Cooley

K -

D/ST - Ravens D/ST

 

1.09 - Acehole

QB - Daunte Culpepper/John Kitna

RB - Steven Jackson/Willis McGahee/Frank Gore/Ryan Moats/LaDell Betts

WR - Chris Chambers/Plaxico Burress/Derick Mason/Matt Jones/

TE - Kellen Winslow

K -

D/ST - Bears D/ST/Panthers D/ST

 

1.10 - My Dixie Weekend

QB - Donovan McNabb/ Drew Brees

RB - Brian Westbrook/Ruben Droughns/A.Green/Chris Brown/Samkon Gado

WR - Larry Fitzgerald (2.03?)/Reggie Wayne/Laveranues Coles/Kevin Curtis/Samie Parker

TE - Ben Watson/Zach Hilton

K -

D/ST -

 

1.11 - Grateful Parrots

QB - Eli Manning/Steve McNair

RB - Rudi Johnson/Julius Jones/Corey Dillon/Chris Perry/Najeh Davenpoop

WR - DJax/Eddie Kennison/David Givens/Rod Gardner

TE - Alge Crumpler/Ben Troupe

K -

D/ST - Colts D/ST

 

1.12 - Yippie Skippy

QB - Jake Delhome/Matt Leinart/Vince Young

RB - Cadilac Williams/Domanick Davis/Kevin Jones/Laurence Maroney/Marion Barber III

WR - Roy Williams/Deion Branch/Nate Burelson

TE - Jeremy Shockey/Vernon Davis

K - Adam Vinatierra

D/ST

 

NFL BYE weeks

Week 3: Dallas, Kansas City, Oakland, San Diego

Week 4: Denver, N.Y. Giants, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay

Week 5: Atlanta, Cincinnati, Houston, Seattle

Week 6: Cleveland, Green Bay, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Minnesota, New England

Week 7: Baltimore, Chicago, New Orleans, San Francisco, St. Louis, Tennessee

Week 8: Buffalo, Detroit, Miami, Washington

Week 9: Arizona, Carolina, N.Y. Jets, Philadelphia

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no more beating around the bush.....at the 1.05 of this here "JP.....DUMB pick" league, the SoloMatisse guy is hereby taking that there guy named....................................................Ron Brown with the Miami Dolphins.....he's a RB and don't give me too hard a time, cause I have no idea what Im doing....... :clap:

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1.6- RB Tiki Barber, NYG

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Worst case scenario at 1.10 which means it should be a solid draft. :rolleyes:

 

With the 10 selection in the first round, the Steel City Blues select Running Back from Philadelphia...Brian Westbrook.

 

 

 

***Insert booing Jets fans here***

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Worst case scenario at 1.10 which means it should be a solid draft. :rolleyes:

 

With the 10 selection in the first round, the Steel City Blues select Running Back from Philadelphia...Brian Westbrook.

***Insert booing Jets fans here***

 

Insert a stretcher here .... :thumbsup:

 

Grateful and Yippie....you are on da clock.....go ahead and make both your picks

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2.07- QB Peyton Manning, IND

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with the 20th overall pick in the draft, Solo(love the 3rd person stuff)Matisse takes...................hey, have you guys thought about getting together Tuesday nights for Poker? I mean it could be a really good time. I make a really mean vegetable dip and the 52" Hi-def brings in the games brilliantly.....we could play a little no limit hold 'em or some Omaha...... I really like chase the ######. Maybe a $50 buy in? Tuesday's best for me, but Thursday would work too. You know, my dad used to own this bar, and it had a great pool table in the back and we'd sit an shoot on that thing all night. I got really good at pool, so a pool night maybe once a month would work too if you guys arent into the poker thing............Oh, the pick.....right. :shocking:

 

 

 

Were goin'.........2.08 T Owens WR, DAL .........because Peyton Manning wasnt available. There Scooter.....you happy??? :lol:

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There Scooter.....you happy??? :lol:

 

No, actually I'm pissed. That's who I was going to pick. Nothing worse than seeing him go all the way to 1 spot before you. The first of many, I'm sure. :shocking:

 

At 2.09, the Unwashed Masses select Chad Johnson, WR Cinci Bengals. Fock it.

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NOOOO

 

2.12 jocstrap will take the ELITE running back Chester Taylor!

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:lol: I can't believe my top 7 ranked wr all went poof in front of my eyes, then I drew the line_________

 

3.1 Jocstrap will take the Elite RB Deshaun Foster for the run 1st Carolina Panthers!

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STOP THE PRESSES!!

 

the rookie of the year is drafted with the second pick in the third round!!

 

with pick 3.2 Reggie Bush RB - NO

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Doctor: Congratulations, you just gave birth to a baby boy! (hands baby to the mother) What's his name proud mama?

 

Mrs. Boldin: I don't know....hum...He looks kinda like an Anquan to me

 

Mr Boldin: Woman, you crazy, what is an Anquan? It must be the epidural talkin...

 

Mrs Boldin: Oh no you didn’t! His name is Anquan and that is final!!

 

 

3.03 - Anquan Boldin

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^^^

:lol:

 

 

ok, with the 3.04 selection in the craziest league I've ever been in (free no less) The Unwashed Masses select uhm, uh, er, Fast Willie Parker, RB PIT

 

Gah, I hate that pick. :lol:

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the deck has been stacked against me thru this entire draft. Ive made bad decision after bad decision after bad decision.....well, in only 2 rounds I guess just 2 bad decisions, but I like the ring of that last statement, so here's another bad decision.........

 

 

SoloMatisse

 

pick 3.05 Antonio Gates, TE SD

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3.06- WR Hines Ward, PIT

 

terribly sory about the delay..i thought i picked last night...but realized i didn't in the late hour

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Chambers @ 3.09 is worth at least two bananas.

 

 

With the 3.10 pick...Steel City Blues selects WR from Indianapolis, Reggie Wayne. (worth half a dancing banana here)

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4.1 WR Roy "legend" Williams

 

If anything, I overvalue coaches. Being guilty of that has paid off in the past, and so shall the future BE!!!

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