new daily feature - "Let's get to know a geek"

[porkbutt 860]

hey Birdseed....what's your deal?

[edjr 5,547]

Toro tried this like 2 years ago.

 

He interviewed me and it didn't go very far.

 

[Birdseed 1]

hey Birdseed....what's your deal?

 

41 years old

White, Male

Married, 3 kids (12, 10, 5)

Structural Engineer

 

Anything else?

 

[MDC 5,878]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

 

[jerryskids 5,172]

41 years old

White, Male

Married, 3 kids (12, 10, 5)

Structural Engineer

 

Anything else?

 

Your similarities to me are kinda scary.

[IrishDrunk 0]

Married

 

Wife's can size?

[Birdseed 1]

 

That was pretty good.

 

I bet you didn't write it.

[jerryskids 5,172]

That was pretty good.

 

I bet you didn't write it.

POW!@#

[surferskin 30]

That was pretty good.

 

I bet you didn't write it.

itsatipthatdoctorevil

[Birdseed 1]

Wife's can size?

 

34B in College.

 

34A after 3 kids.

 

34C now.

 

 

...and she's smoking hot.

[porkbutt 860]

41 years old

White, Male

Married, 3 kids (12, 10, 5)

Structural Engineer

 

Anything else?

 

i guess that's about it. but i think that went well. we'll try someone else tomorrow.

[Birdseed 1]

Your similarities to me are kinda scary.

 

[cday 0]

Toro tried this like 2 years ago.

 

He interviewed me and it didn't go very far.

 

 

consider me stunned

[Cdub100 3,370]

41 years old

White, Male

Married, 3 kids (12, 10, 5)

Structural Engineer

 

Anything else?

 

 

Top or Bottom?

[TommyGavin 788]

...and she's smoking hot.

pic ?

[jets24 6]

41 years old

White, Male

Married, 3 kids (12, 10, 5)

Structural Engineer

 

Anything else?

 

 

 

So, do you get to wear the hat and blow the whistle?

[porkbutt 860]

41 years old

White, Male

Married, 3 kids (12, 10, 5)

Structural Engineer

 

Anything else?

 

what are your hobbies?

[surferskin 30]

So, do you get to wear the hat and blow the whistle?

you're either stoopid, unfunny or both.

[edjr 5,547]

So, do you get to wear the hat and blow the whistle?

 

 

He works with Legos, duh.

[Snoopy1 0]

Toro tried this like 2 years ago.

 

He interviewed me and it didn't go very far.

 

 

 

Have you considered YOU are the reason it didn't go very far. That just from the little we learned of you, we decided we were all better off not knowing more about each other. Huh, ever think of that smart guy.

[edjr 5,547]

Have you considered YOU are the reason it didn't go very far. That just from the little we learned of you, we decided we were all better off not knowing more about each other. Huh, ever think of that smart guy.

 

 

Maybe honesty isn't always the best policy.

[Birdseed 1]

what are your hobbies?

 

Thank you for asking.

 

My main hobby between October and January is archery deer hunting.

I have a Ranger bass boat and go fishing in MN for a week in September (Duckstupid!).

My brothers and I have a deck boat and we spend many weekends skiing and tubing on the lake.

I play plenty of golf.

 

 

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

What is it with bird seed that stuck out for you to name yourself birdseed here?

[Birdseed 1]

What is it with bird seed that stuck out for you to name yourself birdseed here?

 

It has to do with a time in college when someone was sent out to score some mean green for the homeys. Upon return, and inspection, it was apparent the volume of product was more than slightly comprimised by the volume of seeds.

 

One of the more drunken homeys yelled "WTF, we didn't send you out to buy focking birdseed! "

 

 

I guess you had to be there....good times.

[Snuff 10]

What makes you a big assface here at FFT?

 

 

 

[Birdseed 1]

What makes you a big assface here at FFT?

 

I thought it was encouraged around here.

 

[RicemanX 20]

If you were stranded on an island.

What 3 items in your house would you bring with you?

 

- yes there is one ac adapter for power

[porkbutt 860]

if you could punch one geek in the face who would it be?

 

if you could have a beer with one geek who would it be?

[Ravens 03 0]

Pennington or McNair?

 

Spit ot swallow?

 

 

[Birdseed 1]

If you were stranded on an island.

What 3 items in your house would you bring with you?

 

- yes there is one ac adapter for power

 

bow & arrows

shotgun

laptop for pron

 

 

 

if you could punch one geek in the face who would it be?

 

if you could have a beer with one geek who would it be?

 

Without question, I'd punch MDC in the face.

 

There's plenty of geeks who I'd have a beer with. If I had to choose one.....Gutterboy. That little fella cracks me up. First runnerup would be .....Recidivist. He sounds like a good time.

 

 

Cack size?