Sux cooking volume who the fock knows

[SUXBNME 1,324]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FnukyywB9Q

 

Yes, I mopped my kitchen floor yesterday, and yes, I know that I didn't show the final product, but in all fairness to me, the dipshit that filmed this enden up making out with the 51 year old 'cougar' that I was supposedly hitting on.

 

Needless to say, I was a hung over POS Sunday

[nikki2200 4]

Wooooo hoooooo. Long overdue. Going to watch now.

 

ETA:

1. Glad Gypsybrat didn't lick that nasty ass floor.

2. Some cheese concoction from last week?????? I threw up in my mouf a lil'.

3. No wonder all you could find was a "butterfaced older woman"

 

hahahahahahahahaha

[Saint Elistan 106]

Oh God...who gave you permission to edit these things with graphics and audio shite?

 

 

Nice touch.

 

 

Wtf is a Buscuit?

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Oh God...who gave you permission to edit these things with graphics and audio shite?

 

 

Nice touch.

 

 

Wtf is a Buscuit?

A 'Buscuit' is Daves backward way of saying 'Biscuit' (the name of my kat)

 

Also, I didn't edit / take video / produce / etc.. any of this crap. It was all Dave's doing the next day. (I couldn't do any of that stuff to save my life).

 

He be technical smarts, not me.

I totally forgot that he filmed it until I saw it on my youtube channel yesterday.

Just so you know, the shrooms were divine, and I prolly ate abot 75% of them yesterday morning

[heavy-set 39]

nice clean fridge!!

 

you are getting too sofisticated for the bored with the editing.

 

I wish I had a double bay sink

[Gypsybrat 91]

This video lacks a drunken me

[SUXBNME 1,324]

This video lacks a drunken me

[DuckStupid 40]

I like the way you finger the hole after you yank on the stem.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

I like the way you finger the hole after you yank on the stem.

I haven't been laid in awhile

[TheNewGirl 1,022]

Wow, you should get your own Food Network show.

 

Very exciting.

[BLS 313]

Hey Gypsybrat, what software are you using for editing?

 

Also, what kind of camera are you using? Must take HD video..?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Wow, you should get your own Food Network show.

 

Very exciting.

 

It could be like 30 minute meal. Only it would be 50 Cent Meals.

[GobbleDog 816]

I never thought of yall as being real people until I watched that.

 

 

 

Next week, I want to see the Sux fishing show!

[nikki2200 4]

Sux- Can I give you a real recipe for stuffed mushrooms? You're gonna kill yourself and Gypsybrat and Dave one of these days with that "cheese concoction". Seriously... that can't even taste remotely good.

 

I'm still thinking about this the next day.

[Meglamaniac 380]

I like the Sunday set up Sux

 

A view from my Sunday seat

 

http://public.fotki.com/Meglamaniac/misc/dsc04529.html

[NorthernVike 2,080]

You never rinse off shrooms with water you dumb ass. Dry cloth only or the get soggy.

[DuckStupid 40]

You never rinse off shrooms with water you dumb ass. Dry cloth only or the get soggy.

 

 

the get soggy what?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

You never rinse off shrooms with water you dumb ass.

 

Then how do you get the cow crap off them?

 

[DuckStupid 40]

Then how do you get the cow crap off them?

 

 

grinder

[nikki2200 4]

Then how do you get the cow crap off them?

 

 

I swear to god I just came in here to post "then how do you get the poop off?"

 

Maybe NortherVike likes poop on his mushrooms?

 

In all honesty... I've never heard such a thing. And I also don't think my shrooms have ever been soggy.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I swear to god I just came in here to post "then how do you get the poop off?"

 

Maybe NortherVike likes poop on his mushrooms?

 

In all honesty... I've never heard such a thing. And I also don't think my shrooms have ever been soggy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzaOx5Cv7r8

 

 

Biotch, shut up and make me a sammich.

[nikki2200 4]

Interesting.... but what about all the poop that gets stuck under the cap? Nope. I'll stick with a good old-fashioned spray down of my shrooms.

 

And what??? You want me to make you a turd sandwich?

[DuckStupid 40]

Interesting.... but what about all the poop that gets stuck under the cap? Nope. I'll stick with a good old-fashioned spray down of my shrooms.

 

And what??? You want me to make you a turd sandwich?

 

Doesn't poop usually fall down rather than levitate up to places such as "under the cap"?

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Doesn't poop usually fall down rather than levitate up to places such as "under the cap"?

 

True, unless you live in D.C.

[nikki2200 4]

Doesn't poop usually fall down rather than levitate up to places such as "under the cap"?

 

Poop under the cap is the worst kind.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

I like the Sunday set up Sux

 

A view from my Sunday seat

 

http://public.fotki.com/Meglamaniac/misc/dsc04529.html

Sweet

 

We roll out 1 more TV for Sundays. 5 total

[Meglamaniac 380]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzaOx5Cv7r8

 

 

Biotch, shut up and make me a sammich.

Alton Brown did a good eats to test the theory that washing shrooms under running water caused them to absorb some of the water and get soggy. Tests showed no weight gain from washing them and there was no change in their firmness. That's good enough for me.

 

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=38792

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Alton Brown did a good eats to test the theory that washing shrooms under running water caused them to absorb some of the water and get soggy. Tests showed no weight gain from washing them and there was no change in their firmness. That's good enough for me.

 

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=38792

Suck on that, NorthernVike

[Meglamaniac 380]

Sweet

 

We roll out 1 more TV for Sundays. 5 total

 

 

5 is too many with this

 

 

http://public.fotki.com/Meglamaniac/misc/dsc04511.html

[SUXBNME 1,324]

5 is too many with this

 

 

http://public.fotki.com/Meglamaniac/misc/dsc04511.html

Drunkard

 

Also, one can never have enough TV's

[nikki2200 4]

Alton Brown did a good eats to test the theory that washing shrooms under running water caused them to absorb some of the water and get soggy. Tests showed no weight gain from washing them and there was no change in their firmness. That's good enough for me.

 

http://message.snope...ead.php?t=38792

 

I'll trust Alton over whoever that chick is.

[phillybear 364]

Fock me, I watched this atrocity.

 

1. Nice technique in finger popping 'shrooms. The kids at Big Brother shudder when you enter their building.

 

2. Nice hair, d!ck. You didn't shower for 3 days, and your cat slept on top of your head for 4. Yes, ass to your mouth.

 

3. The cat rubbed it's cunty on your food when you left the house.

 

4. The cheese was more cultured than you.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Fock me, I watched this atrocity.

 

1. Nice technique in finger popping 'shrooms. The kids at Big Brother shudder when you enter their building.

 

2. Nice hair, d!ck. You didn't shower for 3 days, and your cat slept on top of your head for 4. Yes, ass to your mouth.

 

3. The cat rubbed it's cunty on your food when you left the house.

 

4. The cheese was more cultured than you.

[NadTwist 0]

A 'Buscuit' is Daves backward way of saying 'Biscuit' (the name of my kat)

 

Also, I didn't edit / take video / produce / etc.. any of this crap. It was all Dave's doing the next day. (I couldn't do any of that stuff to save my life).

 

He be technical smarts, not me.

I totally forgot that he filmed it until I saw it on my youtube channel yesterday.

Just so you know, the shrooms were divine, and I prolly ate abot 75% of them yesterday morning

 

 

It was me! It was me!

I didn't spellcheck before uploading.

[NadTwist 0]

Hey Gypsybrat, what software are you using for editing?

 

Also, what kind of camera are you using? Must take HD video..?

 

 

I actually shot the video... I used Windows Live Movie Maker to put it together.

The camera is a Sony Cybershot W350. 14.1MP/4x Optical Zoom/720p HD.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

It was me! It was me!

I didn't spellcheck before uploading.

Hey SUX, which one of your h0m0 friends is nadtwist?

 

 

and r u still posting at the rubber room?

[NadTwist 0]

Hey SUX, which one of your h0m0 friends is nadtwist?

 

 

and r u still posting at the rubber room?

 

 

I'm the intelligent, good looking, and talented one.

[Gypsybrat 91]

Sux- Can I give you a real recipe for stuffed mushrooms? You're gonna kill yourself and Gypsybrat and Dave one of these days with that "cheese concoction". Seriously... that can't even taste remotely good.

 

I'm still thinking about this the next day.

 

 

Ugh!! I bet you use tofu or some crap to stuff them with.

 

 

oh wait.....

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Hey SUX, which one of your h0m0 friends is nadtwist?

 

 

and r u still posting at the rubber room?

Nadtwist is my buddy Dave. he's the tard that took some of the Sux cooking vids and makes a brief cameo in the one where gypsybrat is slurping up raw eggs from the countertop.

 

Haven't been to the rubber room in quite some time.

(Yes, I stole my username there from the dipshit that now posts here (dave).

[phillybear 364]

So, we have SUXBNCOON and his friends, Gypsybrat and Gnadtwist. I anticipate the upcoming registration of King RollingPin, Leatherface Cougar, Catatonic, IQZeroeo, and the Dingleberry Crunch.