Need geek help! Best pimp a$$ song to bust ...

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm old school, I know ... but once she's painted I got the amp and the thumper in the trunk ...I'm not a wigger .... nobody would ever confuse me as such but ... my Merc ... it's gonna be gangsta!

 

I got this from that Office Space movie .... besides predictable Beastie Boys stuff ...someone hook me up with some gangsta rap!

 

Like something so the Mexicans will respect me and not fock with my ride. Should make my trunk lid vibrate too, when I turn up the bass.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw

[Giants Fan 85]

This aint no Mustang ... despite the 428 motor. It's a full sized car, like a 65 Cadillac.

 

And I'm a chubby, pastey white dude with freckles and glasses ... vatos are gonna think I jacked some homey for his car or something ... unless I represent.

 

So help me out .... geek gangstas. I'm old school. What's new in G town?

[Giants Fan 85]

Obviously, I could roll up jamming Spin Doctors .... and they'd never suspect that I will protect that car with deadly force.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

 

I carry a harmonica in the glove compartment. I really suck at the harmonica.

[rholio 339]

http://youtu.be/rQxDA6Z3cMo

[listen2me 23 1,529]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA&feature=related

 

 

 

Bring your gat.

[Voltaire 4,552]

White & Nerdy by Weird Al

[hdaddy 17]

If you ain't blasting some Too Short, you ain't pimpin'!

 

Most songs on Get In Where You Fit In qualify well

[Drizzay 644]

Addicted To It - WC

 

Forified Live - Eternal Reflection

 

What U Gon' Do - Lil' John and the Eastside Boyz

 

Those songs all pound.

[DankNuggs 305]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA&feature=related

 

 

 

Bring your gat.

[DankNuggs 305]

Dazzy Duks - Duice

Informer - Snow

Rebirth of Slick - Digable Planets

Time for Some Aksion - Redman

We Trying to Stay Alive - Wyclef

Whoomp there it is - Tag Team

 

 

Some other old school options

[OldMaid 1,838]

Anything on this list HTH

[IronToe Nedney 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX5VCY28_Xo

 

 

 

 

[BudBro 116]

stay on the down-low and have some respect for the ride, g. it ain't a caprice. just cruise it.

[Drizzay 644]

Anything on this list HTH

 

I just threw up a little.

[BLS 313]

Aren't you like 41?

 

Bit old to be 'rollin' aint ya?

[OldMaid 1,838]

I just threw up a little.

I know... it was the title of the list that was important!

[mobb_deep 917]

Duh...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6wOG_aDl8

[SUXBNME 1,319]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDKrCr2tbEw

[BLS 313]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDKrCr2tbEw

 

 

Dude, RISK is one of Megadeth's BEST albums. I found it because of "Crush em" but the rest of it is awesome.

Prince of Darkness always gets me going.

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIaffp6fsas

[DankNuggs 305]

[crackattack 513]

For you it should be this: Nirvana I hate myself and want to die.

 

 

[SUXBNME 1,319]

Dude, RISK is one of Megadeth's BEST albums. I found it because of "Crush em" but the rest of it is awesome.

Prince of Darkness always gets me going.

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIaffp6fsas

[Giants Fan 85]

Aren't you like 41?

 

Bit old to be 'rollin' aint ya?

 

It's more for humorous effect than anything else.

[Giants Fan 85]

Duh...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6wOG_aDl8

 

Haven't listened to all 9 minutes, but best suggestion so far. Prolly not gonna feel very comfortable playing songs with the N word in it.

[Giants Fan 85]

Here we go:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wtbPPAZZx8&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLnXJJ4iQ1mSI

 

Good for Arizona.

[Giants Fan 85]

East Coast ....yo! Brooklyn!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmsAw7xrcKM

 

That's years b4 99 problems and Beyonce.

 

I thought for a long time it was "I'm so ghetto PRISSY chicks don't wanna Ef with me" ...... but it's PRISON chicks.

 

Even more bad ass.

[Giants Fan 85]

It's twue, Jay-Z was one of those just gifted mfers, as a kid he would rip ppl up on the streets of New York and he ended up married to Beyonce.

 

So ... gonna be hard for some Arizona vatos to bust on me for playin' Jay-Z ... right?

 

Might even be better ... real G's would be all confused I was bustin East Coast shiat.

[Giants Fan 85]

[Giants Fan 85]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkhuye2jWfE

 

Shark jumping moment?

[Giants Fan 85]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0agJy0A4w

 

Pretty much the older you get with Beastie Boys .... the better it is.

 

I still own License to Ill on vinyl. One of the few records I've kept.

 

Got some really rare punk rock, too. I used to have every single record the Subhumans made. Pretty much. Sold those all for drugs a long time ago. It surprises me ... like I have "The Damned", black album. It's worth like $15.

 

I still have a 12 inch single .... The Sex Pistols. The A side is Ronny Biggs singing a song called "The Biggest Blow" ..... but the B side is ....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00

 

Maybe .... on a good day .... that record is worth $100 today. Pretty rare too. First time Sid ever sang. Didn't live much longer to sing more. I don't have the original sleave. I remember when I bought it in the 80's, in New York ... it was like $30 then ... seemed expensive but it was the debut of Sid Vicious! I had to have it.

 

I'm surprised it's not worth more today.

[edjr 5,546]

[Giants Fan 85]

Happy passover ... bichez!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWhtcU4-xAM

[Giants Fan 85]

You see the guy at 2:20 in the NY cap, he might be saying "Look I need all the jews in one room. This might be considered racist."

 

But it's totally not. I so relate to that guy though. Poor guy .... just trying to do his job .... doesn't get Jewish humor. It's not his fault.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-34Fdtg1dI