Favorite all time South Park episode

[The Moz 69]

Granted I only really watched the first season and parts of the second but damn the Halloween episode in season 1 was flocking funny. They had a lot of great episodes that first season -- the Kyles Mom's a B!tch one is a close second - followed closely by a lonely Jew on Christmas

 

SS/KKK Cartman was classic

[phillybear 364]

Scott Tenorman Must Die.

 

Cartman pulls off the greatest revenge of all time, ending in a chili cook off.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

mr hankey

kyle's mom's a ######

cartman competes in the special olympics

lord of the rings- "you guys are playing harry potter. phags!"

 

 

due to multiple plots, i lose track of which episode is which

 

 

edit: after cartman, butters is a superstar.

[DankNuggs 305]

World of Warcraft episode...

[Big Blue 06 195]

mr hankey

kyle's mom's a ######

cartman competes in the special olympics

lord of the rings- "you guys are playing harry potter. phags!"

 

 

due to multiple plots, i lose track of which episode is which

 

Exactly right; I used to watch it all the time and now I can't keep track of the episodes. I remember one that had Jennifer Aniston as the voice of a teacher, and the kids all went to the Rain Forests in south America. Some really funny sh1t.

[rallo 132]

i liked the episode where they buy the ninja weapons from the fair... butters gets hit in the eye with kenny's throwing star. They don't want to take butters to the hospital so they cover butters with fur and make him act like a dog... butters wanders away to the real hospital and a doctor looks at him

 

'i'd love to help you little guy... but i'm a people doctor'

[sheadtoo 1]

Jesus vs Santa

The only answer.

[patweisers44 697]

Awesom-o

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Christian Rock Hard

Butters Bottom B1tch

World of Warcraft

Cripple Fight

Cartmanland

Up the Down Steroid

 

Just off the top of my head. There may be more.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

mr slave's first appearance/lemmiwinks

[rholio 339]

You're all right. South Park =

[Mike Honcho 4,027]

Scott Tenorman Must Die.

 

Cartman pulls off the greatest revenge of all time, ending in a chili cook off.

 

+1

[southcarolina 166]

Scott Tenorman Must Die.

 

Cartman pulls off the greatest revenge of all time, ending in a chili cook off.

This.

 

 

The Christian Rock Band episode was great too.

 

 

"The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned. The body of Christ, oh what a body, I wish I could call it my own."

 

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus / I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

[southcarolina 166]

I forgot the Christian Rock Band episode was the same one where they poked at the Napster craze....

[United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, day. Inside,                a detective reviews some reports on the boys' Internet activity.                Stan, Kyle, and Kenny wait on the other side of the table]                                                     KYLE                          Um, sir-                                     DETECTIVE                         Shiut up!!  You downloaded a lot of                          songs! Says here you even downlaoded                          Judas Priest? That's hard time you boys                          are lookin' at. You got anything to                          say for yourselves?                                      KYLE                          We d-didn't think it was that big a                          deal.                                      DETECTIVE                          Not a big deal! You think downloading                          music for free is not a big deal?! Put                          your couts on! I'm gonna show you something!                          And I don't think you're gonna like                          it!                [A mansion, somewhere, day. The agent has taken the boys for                a ride and arrived here. He leads them to the main gate]                                      DETECTIVE                         This is the home of Lars Ulrich, the                          drummer for Metallica.  Look. There's                          Lars now, sitting by his pool.                                       KYLE                         What's the matter with him?                                     DETECTIVE                         This month he was hoping to have a gold-plated                          shark tank bar installed right next                          to the pool, but thanks to people downloading                          his music for free, he must now wait                          a few months before he can afford it.                           Come. There's more.  Here's Britney                          Spears' private jet. Notice anything?                           Britney used to have a Gulfstream IV.                          Now she's had to sell it and get a Gulfstream                          III because people like you chose to                          download her music for free.  The Gulfstream                          III doesn't even have a remote control                          for its surround-sound DVD system. Still                          think downloading music for free is                          no big deal?                                      KYLE                         We... didn't realize what we were doing,                          eh...                                      DETECTIVE                         That is the folly of man. Now look in                          this window.  Here you see the loving                          family of Master P.  Next week is his                          son's birthday and, all he's ever wanted                          was an island in French Polynesia.                                                                KYLE                         So, he's gonna get it, right?                                     DETECTIVE                         I see an island without an owner. If                          things keep going the way they are,                          the child will not get his tropical                          paradise.                                      STAN                          We're sorry! We'll, we'll never download                          music for free again!                                      DETECTIVE                          Man must learn to think of these horrible                          outcomes before he acts selfishly or                          else... I fear... recording artists                          will be forever doomed to a life of                          only semi-luxury.

[drobeski 3,061]

Harly faygs was good

[The Pope 8]

Timmy2000. "Wait a minute. Phil Collins sucks!"

 

The one where Ike is possessed by Micheal Jackson. "I'm a little white child. Let's climb a tree."

[The Moz 69]

This was a funny bit

 

 

Cochran ...ladies and gentlemen of this

supposed

jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen,

this

is

Chewbacca

. Chewbacca is a

Wookiee

from the planet

Kashyyyk

. But Chewbacca

lives

on the planet

Endor

. Now think about it;

that does not make sense!

Gerald Broflovski Damn it! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!

Cochran Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall

Ewoks

? That does

not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It

does not make sense!

Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and

conjugatin'

the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does

not make sense!

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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1

]

 

 

[Drizzay 645]

I like the "Plane-arium" one where everyone one gets hypnotized. Also Cartman stars in a Cheesy Poofs commercial.

 

Also:

 

The Underpants Gnomes episode

 

The Cow Days episode

 

Rainforest Schmainforest episode (someone already mentioned this one)

[SUXBNME 1,328]

Scott Tenorman Must Die.

 

Cartman pulls off the greatest revenge of all time, ending in a chili cook off.

Yep. Clear winner for me.

 

Pube Fair

Teching the horse to lick a cack

Radiohead making fun of scott

etc...

 

Crassic.

[The Moz 69]

this too

 

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'Cos there's something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew on Christmas
Hanukkah is nice but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of 'Silent Night' I'm singing 'Hu Hagtol Gavish' And what the is up With lighting all these candles, tell me please? [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/a-lonely-jew-on-christmas-lyrics-south-park.html ]
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, I can't be merry 'Cos I'm Hebrew on Christmas
Hey, little boy, I can't help but hear You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer But I've come to see that you shouldn't be sad 'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas You don't have to deal with the season at all You don't have to be on your best behaviour or give to charity You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breathe his stinky breath on me That's right, you're a Jew, a stylin' Jew It's a good time to be Hebrew on Christmas

[The Moz 69]

who can forget this bit

 

 

[Kyle] Don't do it Cartman!

[Cartman] Weeelllll-

[Kyle] I'm warning you!

[Cartman] Ok, ok!

[Kyle] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

[Cartman] Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a !
She's a big fat !
She's the biggest in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid !
If there ever was a !
She's a to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle] Shut your mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a ,
On Tuesday she's a ,
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a !
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old ,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a , , , , , ,
, , , , , , , !
She's a stupid ! (Woo!)
Kyle's Mom's a
And she's such a dirty !(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...

[sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old ,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a , , , , , , ,
, , , , , , , !
She's a stupid !
Kyle's Mom's a ,
And she's such a dirty !

I reeeally mean it,
Kyle's Mom,
she's a big fat, fuckin' !
Big, old, fat, fuckin' !
Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!

 

 

[SUXBNME 1,328]

 

Exactly right; I used to watch it all the time and now I can't keep track of the episodes. I remember one that had Jennifer Aniston as the voice of a teacher, and the kids all went to the Rain Forests in south America. Some really funny sh1t.

Prolly my second favorite.

 

[phillybear 364]

who can forget this bit

 

That full version song is from the South Park movie.

[phillybear 364]

Yep. Clear winner for me.

 

Pube Fair

Teching the horse to lick a cack

Radiohead making fun of scott

etc...

 

Crassic.

He was licking the tears off his face and gleefully bragging how delicious they tasted.

[Drizzay 645]

Also, the Clubhouses episode where they want to build one so they can play truth or dare. Then Cartman and Kenny branch off to build Ewok Villiage 2000. I was dying layghing when they got a couple of 14 girls up there and one is wearing a DVDA shirt.

 

It also features the Fat Abbot cartoon.

 

[Herbivore 905]

Cartman in the special olympics.

Cartman snaps his funny fuse - when visited by the people with butts on their faces.

Mr Hanky

 

eta - Super Adventure Club was pretty amazing

[dain11279 927]

The whole episode was nothing special but the beginning of the Naggers wheel of fortune episode had me in tears

[mahan day 4]

whatever one has the town in an uproar over someone bad that is doing something bad and that one guy is talking to the crowd and hes telling them whats happening and he says it sounds like this... and he starts fisting a vaseline jar. i laughed so hard when i watched that one.

 

no one will know what episode im talking about but it was hilarious at the time. i googled it and i cant find it.

[mahan day 4]

The whole episode was nothing special but the beginning of the Naggers wheel of fortune episode had me in tears

 

[JackARoot 2]

What, no love for the Sucubus episode

[Little Rusty 17]

World of Warcraft episode...

 

The ONLY one i've ever seen all the way through

[rallo 132]

What, no love for the Sucubus episode

haha... i forgot about that one. 'can i get about three fitty'

 

:old granny voice: "Threeeeeee fitty"

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

awesome-o

[e-factor 13]

Back Door Sluts Nine...............

 

Hottest porno ever...........

[Bishop82 61]

The child tracker one was great too. City Wok guy builds wall to keep out Mongolians.

 

And the one when the internet goes out. Heading out to Californey way. Asian girl puking, click.

[Bishop82 61]

Also, the Breast Cancer Show Ever episode is funny.

 

"Like all women with breast cancer, I have something to get off my chest."

[JackARoot 2]

haha... i forgot about that one. 'can i get about three fitty'

 

:old granny voice: "Threeeeeee fitty"

[CantTouchThis 23]

You would be very hard pressed to find a weak episode between seasons 3 and 11. Like with the Simpsons, it really started to go downhill after season 12, but before then it was all gold.

[Savage Beast 1]

The cartman tourettes syndrome episode.

 

 

 

[Kanil 519]

Scott Tenemen

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Imaginationland

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Critter Christmas

[JT 137]

He was licking the tears off his face and gleefully bragging how delicious they tasted.

 

"The tears of unfathomable sadness"

 

 

Also a big fan of "Woodland Critters Christmas" and any episode that centers on Butters. The one where Cartman "saves" him from the zombie apocalypse and convinces him that he's the only person left on eart...all so Cartman can take his place at Casa Bonita for Kyle's birthday party...is