Best thread ever here?

[Twinsdad 44]

Some classics have already been nominated,

 

Steak thread

Eric's mom

Pizza check

Best Buy parking lot chick

 

 

I'll add The Soilost's first prediction thread, can't find the link, so probably pre-latin pimp

[BiPolarBear 476]

Anybody remember the "Getting to Know the Emoticon Only Poster" or "Say Something Nice About a Homo You Know" threads?

 

[El Barton 8]

Steak Thread, Mookie quit smoking, female celebrity survivor, original guess the geeks...

[jets24 6]

Tommy Maddox will throw for 5,000 Yards thread.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

All Aboard

[phillybear 364]

Back when phillybear still cared somewhat and had a little bit of extra time, he had some epic rants on LOST episodes every week, and nearly daily Good Morning Geeks insanity from 2005 to 2007, most of which he told me he had saved and archived.

[kutulu 1,545]

Back when phillybear still cared somewhat and had a little bit of extra time, he had some epic rants on LOST episodes every week, and nearly daily Good Morning Geeks insanity from 2005 to 2007, most of which he told me he had saved and archived.

 

Link?

[BLS 313]

 

 

The Mike Vick dogfighting thread.

 

 

That thread got my old BLS account bannored.

[Drizzay 645]

Voted Other. nafxaj parking lot whoore thread. I've never f5'd so often in my life.

[jerryskids 5,190]

Found this in my email archive from nafxaj. Read up from the bottom to follow the exchange.

 

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: kim

Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 12:13:39 -0500

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

To: Sean

 

 

I'M SWAMPED TODAY WON'T BE ABLE TILL TOMORROW I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD PLAN TO DO THIS TOMORROW.. I'LL TELL MY BOSS I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPT AND MAKE IT FOR LUNCH TIME.. A HOTEL CLOSE TO YOU. I HAVE CASH ON ME SO I'LL PAY YOU BACK FOR THE ROOM. OR TAKE IT OUT OF OUR FEE. I WILL AT LEAST GIVE YOU AN HOUR AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.. I WILL DO .. I WANT TO SUCK YOU AND FUCKE YOU AND HAVE YOU IN EVERY HOLE.. I ONLY HAVE 2 COVERS THO.. MAY NEED MORE.. ?? YOU TELL ME WHAT IS THE PLAN?

 

 

Kim

CAD Operator

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Sean

Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 12:15 PM

To: kim

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

 

 

well then lets do it, you ready now?

 

 

"Kim” wrote:

WELL YOU AREN'T GOING TO PAY ME RIGHT THERE SILLY.. YOU CAN JUDGE FOR YOURSELF AND HEY I'M FLEXIBLE BUT FAIR IS FAIR YOU KNOW.. IF YOU AREN'T FAIR WITH ME A SECOND TIME JUST MIGHT NOT HAPPEN..

 

 

Kim

CAD Operator

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Sean

Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 11:31 AM

To: kim

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

 

how do i know you'll be worth it?

 

"Kim” wrote:

WELL I CAN'T TAKE TOO LONG UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO THE HOTEL AND I'LL LEAVE EARLY FROM WORK BUT WE NEED TO PLAN THAT NOW

 

 

Kim

CAD Operator

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Sean

Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 11:08 AM

To: kim

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

 

what are we going to do with just an hour?

 

"Kim” wrote:

WELL AS OF JUST NOW.. I HAVE NO TIME TODAY MY BOSS JUST BROUGHT ME A HUGE AMOUNT OF WORK I REALLY MISS YOU TOO.. NEED TO SET UP TIME TOMORROW.. AT LEAST AN HOUR??

 

 

Kim

CAD Operator

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Sean

Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 10:58 AM

To: kim

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

 

well will you be rushed, or will you have time to give me that attention i need? i've really missed your mouth

 

"Kim wrote:

WELL I THINK OUR ONLY CHOICE IF ANY DO TO TIME AND TRAVEL AND LOCATION IS A BLOWJOB.. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

 

 

Kim

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Sean

Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 10:51 AM

To: kim

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

 

what will you have time for today?

 

"Kim” wrote:

well it isn't a matter of how far i could drive.. just not familiare with this area to drive somewher that's not close.. but willing to meet you somewhere just give directions..

 

 

Kim

CAD Operator

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Sean

Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 10:38 AM

To: kim

Subject: RE: YOU THERE?

 

how far could you go? would you be able to drive that few minutes?

 

"Kim” wrote:

where would i meet you?

 

 

Kim

CAD Operator

 

 

 

[nospk 230]

Libby Hoeler

[S.D. Jones 0]

bigtraine guess the geek thread

[IGotWorms 3,309]

davebg's thread about poop raining down on his porch from above

[Thread Killer 10]

In all seriousness, the best Geek Club thread ever was the 9/11 thread, which was created as the events unfolded. I think I joined a few months after and it was still being contributed to.

 

But in terms of hilarity, I have to say the Earnhardt petition thread. I'd love to read that one again.

[GutterBoy 2,277]

In all seriousness, the best Geek Club thread ever was the 9/11 thread, which was created as the events unfolded. I think I joined a few months after and it was still being contributed to.

 

But in terms of hilarity, I have to say the Earnhardt petition thread. I'd love to read that one again.

The random insult thread with Team Revell and Willie McGee was pretty great

[Dr. Rosenpenis 0]

Found this in my email archive from nafxaj. Read up from the bottom to follow the exchange.

 

 

Skids is still here too!

[Thread Killer 10]

 

Skids is still here too!

 

What the frick?

 

I'm beginning to think some people would rather post here than the Sanctuary. But it just doesn't make any sense.

[kutulu 1,545]

 

What the frick?

 

I'm beginning to think some people would rather post here than the Sanctuary. But it just doesn't make any sense.

Sanctuary peeps never let me in.

[DankNuggs 305]

Soilist prediction threads were classics

[shotsup 832]

All the alias's old timers are coming out for this retread.

 

ETA fixorated

[Thread Killer 10]

All the alias's are coming out for this retread.

 

Who do you think is an alias?

[The Moz 69]

All the alias's are coming out for this retread.

Sorry they aren't alias's just haven't posted here in a long time.

[edjr 5,556]

All the alias's are coming out for this retread.

as are the noobs.

[shotsup 832]

 

Who do you think is an alias?

I guess I am going to get my asss handed to me but I figured you and DrPenis.

 

I've seen you both before so I guess I assumed you were alias's.

[S.D. Jones 0]

Thread Killer came over from the Curly Board. His original name was just 'TK', which stood for Totally Kurly. He changed his name to Thread Killer when it was revealed that he sucked as a poster.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

In all seriousness, the best Geek Club thread ever was the 9/11 thread, which was created as the events unfolded. I think I joined a few months after and it was still being contributed to.

 

But in terms of hilarity, I have to say the Earnhardt petition thread. I'd love to read that one again.

http://www.petitiononline.com/petitions/earnhard/signatures?page=28

 

I'm sure we don't have the thread here anymore

 

• RLLD

  • Comments
  • What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in Common? Their last big hit was the wall

[SUXBNME 1,324]

• Football&Nascar F

  • Comments

• This is very tasteless and I know who the culprits are. People come here to mourn their hero not to read this crap. I am going to post a link on a nascar MB to the site that caused all this and then you can see how aliases can cause havoc. I am very very disapointed in what you people find funny.

[Thread Killer 10]

Thread Killer came over from the Curly Board. His original name was just 'TK', which stood for Totally Kurly. He changed his name to Thread Killer when it was revealed that he sucked as a poster.

My kurls don't bounce like they used to.

[jerryskids 5,190]

 

What the frick?

 

I'm beginning to think some people would rather post here than the Sanctuary. But it just doesn't make any sense.

What's up fellas? Been a while since I've been over there. Maybe I'll drop in and say hi over the next few days, if my account still works.

[heavy-set 39]

anything recedivist would post about his binge drug use and alcohol abuse was pure gold.

 

 

not just the content of the stories, but for his talent as a writer

[jerryskids 5,190]

davebg's thread about poop raining down on his porch from above

Great one.

[TD Ryan2 314]

When Rusty called the EFF BEE EYE on The Phantom.

 

Torrid declaring, "it is not a crime to be here illegal"

 

Bigtraine' Guess the geek.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

 

http://www.fftodayfo...howtopic=402942

http://www.fftodayfo...howtopic=402905

[Thread Killer 10]

Bigtraine' Guess the geek.

 

Focking Neck Pelt.

[Thread Killer 10]

 

http://www.petitiononline.com/petitions/earnhard/signatures?page=28

 

I'm sure we don't have the thread here anymore

 

• RLLD

  • Comments
  • What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in Common? Their last big hit was the wall

 

 

Jefery

• Comments
• I was sorry when his haid falled off....

 

 

There it is. Classic.

[Thread Killer 10]

I did this one. Poor effort.

The Wall @ Turn #

• Man, I'm still picking Dale's teeth outta my teeth.....hey that's pretty ironic, right?

[GutterBoy 2,277]

 

 

There it is. Classic.

I forgot about Lloyd Moseby, aka Willie McGee. That dude was funny as .

[GutterBoy 2,277]

I did this one. Poor effort.

I actually LOL'ed at that just now

[Thread Killer 10]

I actually LOL'ed at that just now

 

:hugmeat:

[edjr 5,556]

CurlyNight

• Comments
• Has anyone ever been able to find out what hospital Dale went to after the "crash" and if that hospital actually exists?