NewbieJr 540 Posted September 5, 2013 Orange Julius dude-lady, who is this phillybear of which you speak? Is he the one causing the animosity? Perhaps he needs a good sleeper pick. Please, feel free to take one of mine and pass as your own. If you look, I've been here since 2011. Was this bear dude here then? Hmm? I carefully chose my posts wisely so as not to waste them. Perhaps your innards are well done much like my picks. Huzzah! Pussie, I forgot more about fantasy football than you'll ever know. I wouldn't take advice from you if you threw in a hundred bucks with it. Again, your attempts at humor are as awful as your fantasy knowledge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgs316 14 Posted September 5, 2013 LOL u are thinking of FFT legend, Axe Elf, for those that werent here, Elf was the moronic and polarizing prognosticator. After his weekly antics began to look silly, Brut Gnome appeared as a counter (the name is a play on words, Axe like axe body spray=Brut, elf=gnome). Elf dissapeared and the Gnome remains. Sighhh those were fun times on the board. Yep, guess some on here can't appreciate the subtle humor. Elf was a one of a kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgs316 14 Posted September 5, 2013 Pussie, I forgot more about fantasy football than you'll ever know. I wouldn't take advice from you if you threw in a hundred bucks with it. Again, your attempts at humor are as awful as your fantasy knowledge. The internet is serious business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted September 5, 2013 Elf dissapeared and the Gnome remains. Sighhh Isn't that always the way it goes. The good ones go away and the dooshbags stay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 5, 2013 Aye, any fantasy players enjoy the ren fest like the gnome? Huzzah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 5, 2013 Pussie, I forgot more about fantasy football than you'll ever know. I wouldn't take advice from you if you threw in a hundred bucks with it. Again, your attempts at humor are as awful as your fantasy knowledge. Dear Ivan Drago's wife: You shan't worry about having to take from the frosted tips fund to pay me. I provide this information out of the kindness of my heart. Please sir/ma'am, accept this last sleeper as a token of peace from the great gnome. Start with confidence in a ppr. Donnie Avery. Perhaps your knowledge is as useless as a tool from the Bronze Age, or perhaps you are simply a bronze tool. I shall leave it to my people to decide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted September 5, 2013 He's an alias of phillybear or one of the Geek Club regulars. I can tell by his unfunny attempts at humor. He has 67 posts ever. This place is overrun with lame and unfunny aliases. This is just another one. Are you sure he's not the return of the Axe Elf we ran off years ago after that utterly ghey picture from the online dating site he was registered at became the avatar for so many of our fine bored residents? Edit: crap...tantastic covered the Elf saga, so I'm too late... but it brings up a question...can Brute Gnome actually be Axe Elf's nemesis if they are the same person, or at least the same female part as NewbieJr has so eloquently pointed out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgs316 14 Posted September 5, 2013 Are you sure he's not the return of the Axe Elf we ran off years ago after that utterly ghey picture from the online dating site he was registered at became the avatar for so many of our fine bored residents? Nah, Axe was more of a in your face, my way or the high way FF savant. Brut is a soft gentler homage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 5, 2013 I challenge the elf to a fantasy dual! Summon him and the loser shall leave this forearm forevah! (Just keep tan-to and that gfiafp dude from poisoning the fantasy well) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 5, 2013 The internet is serious business. Perhaps the baked one is upset Red Sonja was not met with glowing reviews. Sometimes you just have to let it go.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted September 5, 2013 Don't know much about this meh dude, but go gnome every time. Nah...I just avoid all small creatures named after bad body spray and cologne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted September 5, 2013 LOL u are thinking of FFT legend, Axe Elf, for those that werent here, Elf was the moronic and polarizing prognosticator. After his weekly antics began to look silly, Brut Gnome appeared as a counter (the name is a play on words, Axe like axe body spray=Brut, elf=gnome). Elf dissapeared and the Gnome remains. Sighhh those were fun times on the board. Hence my post 20. And yes...while it may not be the same guy...its someone trying to play off of it...and its painfully unfunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,198 Posted September 5, 2013 Since I actually like the advice you've given so far Gnomie... PPR, pick one flex: Vereen, Daryl Richardson, Kenny Britt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tiggo25 4 Posted September 5, 2013 Made me laugh. Why even bother being pissed at this? Don't read it if you don't think it's funny. Simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tiggo25 4 Posted September 5, 2013 Oh and I forgot......Decker or Torrey Smith? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted September 5, 2013 Made me laugh. Why even bother being pissed at this? Don't read it if you don't think it's funny. Simple. Not pissed at all...I think its quite unfunny...but nothing to be pissed at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrMantisToboggan 5 Posted September 5, 2013 I like Michael, but he doesn't see the field without a Lynch injury. Sudfeld is interesting because he'll take Hernandez's role in that hybrid TE slot, basically making him like a WR. It comes down to this: if you like to play the lottery, keep Michael. If you need consistency, I'd grab Sudfeld. (If Bryce Brown is available, look for him. Kelly's offense will utilize 2 RB's. Just FYI.) As a Mccoy owner I hope you are a little off but I believe you are prob correct. Bryce got talent for sure, but chip likes Polk too. I got brown handcuff stolen from me. I want to trade Deandre Hopkins for him. Pretty good WR depth. Should I try it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 5, 2013 As a Mccoy owner I hope you are a little off but I believe you are prob correct. Bryce got talent for sure, but chip likes Polk too. I got brown handcuff stolen from me. I want to trade Deandre Hopkins for him. Pretty good WR depth. Should I try it? Same here, some idiot took Brown in rnd 7 thinking he was getting over on me as a Mcoy owner. I just said "Um, ok well enjoy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 6, 2013 Since I actually like the advice you've given so far Gnomie... PPR, pick one flex: Vereen, Daryl Richardson, Kenny Britt. Going to quickly eliminate britt, and put it at Vereen and Daryl. Pats have avg around 40 pts their last 6 meetings with the bills. I think Vereen finds the end zone once and in a ppr, you'll grab a few extra pts through receptions. Daryl had 9, yes 9 carries in the preseason. Do you trust him? Give me the known commodity on the better team all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 6, 2013 Oh and I forgot......Decker or Torrey Smith? Torrey. Hope not too late Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 6, 2013 As a Mccoy owner I hope you are a little off but I believe you are prob correct. Bryce got talent for sure, but chip likes Polk too. I got brown handcuff stolen from me. I want to trade Deandre Hopkins for him. Pretty good WR depth. Should I try it? I truly believe brown has a nice role in this offense without an injury to McCoy, but the talent is undeniable. YouTube Bryce brown highlights from last year and holy cow he makes guys look like they are standing still. The thing about deandre is we don't know. If wr depth is good, I'd take comfort knowing I have a rb that doesn't cause me to lose a step should my starter go down. A wr of deandres caliber will likely be found on the ww at various points throughout the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cstriker 2 Posted September 6, 2013 DHB vs Britt in a 1 PT PPR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perennial Contender 18 Posted September 6, 2013 More sleepers you say? Well here you are my children. Don't ask, just accept. Joe Flacco Brett Celek Emmanuel Sanders Mohamed Sanu You may return and judge. You're welcome. That would be "Brent" Celek. And I agree, he is a nice sleeper, not just this week but all year. Flacco should be ok. Sanders, Sanu, Definitely sleeeeeepers. Glad I don't have start either one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brut Gnome 1 Posted September 6, 2013 That would be "Brent" Celek. And I agree, he is a nice sleeper, not just this week but all year. Flacco should be ok. Sanders, Sanu, Definitely sleeeeeepers. Glad I don't have start either one. You are correct. Didn't catch the autocorrect. For some reason Brent is unacceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unloopme 4 Posted September 6, 2013 Come back, oh sweet scented lawn guardian! Need 1: S. Johnson, V. Brown, I. Redman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted September 6, 2013 You're welcome. And your avatar of Brigette Nielson is pretty cool, too. I LOL'd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 985 Posted September 7, 2013 I challenge the elf to a fantasy dual! Summon him and the loser shall leave this forearm forevah! (Just keep tan-to and that gfiafp dude from poisoning the fantasy well) The Axe Elf is back, at footballguys now though, lol: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?s=8c596e4b13df37a95cc17d8eb466e0f6&showtopic=689146 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
