Why is it OK to make fun of bald people?

[Giants Fan 85]

It's not OK to make fun of people for their race, religion, weight, height, sexual orientation, disabilities, etc., but it's OK to make fun of bald people. Why?

[MDC 5,877]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GFIAFP

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

They look like penises

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Have you seen a pic of Sho Nuff?

[drobeski 3,061]

97.3% of bald people are douche bags, the other 2.7% are complete ass holes.

 

scientific fact

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

97.3% of bald people are douche bags, the other 2.7% are complete ass holes.

 

scientific fact

 

you're bald?

[OldMaid 1,838]

you're bald?

I am.

[jerryskids 5,172]

It's not OK to make fun of people for their race, religion, weight, height, sexual orientation, disabilities, etc., but it's OK to make fun of bald people. Why?

Fat people are still fair game, baldy.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Fat people are still fair game, baldy.

Short people too

[jerryskids 5,172]

Short people too

Also whites, Christians, and straights.

[drobeski 3,061]

 

you're bald?

no 97.3% hair

[drobeski 3,061]

I am.

and flat

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Also whites, Christians, and straights.

How does one make fun of Christians or straights? I haven't really heard those jokes I guess

[jerryskids 5,172]

How does one make fun of Christians or straights? I haven't really heard those jokes I guess

If you'd like, we could take turns of you posting short-people jokes and me posting priest jokes, and we'll see who runs out of jokes first.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

If you'd like, we could take turns of you posting short-people jokes and me posting priest jokes, and we'll see who runs out of jokes first.

I guess I wouldn't really count "priest" jokes as "Christian" jokes. Seems to me like it's making fun of the institution rather than the faith but perhaps that's splitting hairs

[Giants Fan 85]

What got me thinking about this (again) is NFL Network did a thing where they took all the guys with hair, and photoshopped them to look bald. "This is what would X look like bald." and they were all laughing. Now, I should mention, all these people have full heads of hair. What's that one guy with the huge ears, they should photoshop his ears on everybody and laugh about that. But that's not OK. None of them are Asian, how about you Photoshop them to look Asian and laugh about it. Can you imagine the uproar?

 

But bald ppl ... fock 'em, fair game. Why? Why is it OK to be baldist?

[Mile High Drunk 13]

I am.

Big Muffs are back in

[OldMaid 1,838]

Big Muffs are back in

[Mile High Drunk 13]

I know, got to keep up with the trend though.

[Giants Fan 85]

Gingers, bald guys and smokers. The final 3 groups it's ok for people to be prejudiced against.

 

I'm pretty much all 3. I'm like Louis CK but not nearly as funny, rich or famous. Pretty much means the only women willing to have sex with me are totally undatable freaks.

 

Sucks.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I am.

I dont think anyone was referring to your kitty.

[Giants Fan 85]

[penultimatestraw 473]

Gingers, bald guys and smokers. The final 3 groups it's ok for people to be prejudiced against.

 

I'm pretty much all 3. I'm like Louis CK but not nearly as funny, rich or famous. Pretty much means the only women willing to have sex with me are totally undatable freaks.

 

Sucks.

Atheists and vegetarians too.

[Giants Fan 85]

Atheists and vegetarians too.

4 outta 5.

 

Vegetarian just isn't natural.

[dain11279 927]

[penultimatestraw 473]

4 outta 5.

 

Vegetarian just isn't natural.

I can think of many more examples of consuming plants than smoking them in nature.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

vegetarians too.

I thought we couldn't make fun of fags anymore?

[GobbleDog 815]

Dude at my work is fat, bald, short, gay, Jewish, and was born in the Middle East.

 

He's a walking hate-crime.

[BiPolarBear 476]

Also whites, Christians, and straights.

White men are the losers in every commercial and sit com.

[RLLD 3,455]

Most bald people are either black men or white men. Black men can rock a bald head, and making fun of white guys is perfectly fine, should be encouraged.....making fun of anyone else and you are a jerk.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Most bald people are either black men or white men. .

Ya think?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Ya think?

Most are probably Asian men.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Most are probably Asian men.

Voltaire?