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In 71 days, on my 27th birthday, I will have been a member here for half of my life

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I'm sorry. :(

 

When I joined this forum I was 13 years old, in 7th grade, and played fantasy football; now I am 26, married, and a lawyer--and still playing fantasy football.

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When I joined this forum I was 13 years old, in 7th grade, and played fantasy football; now I am 26, married, and a lawyer--and still playing fantasy football.

So still masturbating alot.

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So people think you're real smart and stuff :dunno:

And why would people think lawyers are real smart? Pretty much anyone with any college degree, a desire to take on 150k in debt, and suffer through three years of lost wages can become a lawyer nowadays.

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And why would people think lawyers are real smart? Pretty much anyone with any college degree, a desire to take on 150k in debt, and suffer through three years of lost wages can become a lawyer nowadays.

Ouch! It hurts because it's true :cry:

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Ouch! It hurts because it's true :cry:

Congrats on the debt. Dumbass.

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Did you play in the ill-fated Metro Detroit Fantasy Football League? Name sounds familiar :lol:

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Did you play in the ill-fated Metro Detroit Fantasy Football League? Name sounds familiar :lol:

 

Yes back in the day, probably about 8 years ago??

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you have been here for 13 years and have 1900 posts? weak

 

Havent been an active member for all 13.5 years of course. I browse periodically and post rarely.

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Also joined when I was 13 :wave: I could hardly type a coherent sentence.

 

Just turned 25, so still have a year until I reach your milestone.

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Also joined when I was 13 :wave: I could hardly type a coherent sentence.

 

Just turned 25, so still have a year until I reach your milestone.

its a cool feeling honestly...its like a tradition at this point.

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Also joined when I was 13 :wave: I could hardly type a coherent sentence.

 

Just turned 25, so still have a year until I reach your milestone.

 

 

So that's how you got your handle. A thirteen year old boy hanging out with a bunch of old farts. Nice.

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So that's how you got your handle. A thirteen year old boy hanging out with a bunch of old farts. Nice.

:clap:

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I shudder to think what this place would do to a young developing mind.

 

I think I turned out OK :Mr-T:

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Oh and I have had the same signature for the entire time. Anyone know how many division titles the Lions have won since 2001? Playoff wins? Playoff appearances? Top 5 draft picks? Top 10 draft picks?

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It's easy to tell who the kids are, but sometimes I can get fooled.

 

I use to think Failhawker had to be a bitter, miserable, special needs 11 year old kid who would eventually smarten up. Unfortunately, we're ten-twelve years on since it first started posting here and nothing has changed to demonstrate an ounce of maturity gained. It's actually spending it's entire life as an angry eleven year old.

 

We haven't seen Failhawker for a while, hopefully it's in prison or dead.

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And why would people think lawyers are real smart? Pretty much anyone with any college degree, a desire to take on 150k in debt, and suffer through three years of lost wages can become a lawyer nowadays.

Need the semblance of a brain to pass the bar.

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Are you in phone book spine law or currently between firms law?

 

Neither. I work for a small law firm specializing in administrative, constitutional, and regulatory law.

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So that's how you got your handle. A thirteen year old boy hanging out with a bunch of old farts. Nice.

 

I didn't realize how perfect of a handle that was until I was 18. I guess it worked, none of the NAMBLA freaks who undoubtedly browsed around this cesspool back in the day made contact with me.

 

This place had a shocking amount of influence on me in my adolescence.

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I didn't realize how perfect of a handle that was until I was 18. I guess it worked, none of the NAMBLA freaks who undoubtedly browsed around this cesspool back in the day made contact with me.

 

This place had a shocking amount of influence on me in my adolescence.

Hammer Time!

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