Could somebody please loan me a damn?

[wiffleball 4,635]

Because I couldn't give a s*** less about Congressman playing baseball and yet it's all over the news.

[fandandy 3,311]

I don't loan nor give damns. Sorry.

[tanatastic 2,061]

I could spare a heck at best.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

Will 2 shites do?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Sorry. My "give a dam" is busted

[cyclone24 1,811]

I have like 3 Jack Squats in the back if you want em.......may also have a dadgum hill of beans.

[Sho Nuff 719]

I have like 3 Jack Squats in the back if you want em.......may also have a dadgum hill of beans.

I may have a flying fock laying around.

Of course there is always a spare rats ass around here somewhere.

[kutulu 1,545]

I got some diddly poo if that helps.

[supermike80 1,285]

Bupkus

[dain11279 927]

Why not just buy a few beavers?

[patweisers44 697]

Rat's Ass is the best I can do.

[MTSkiBum 1,593]

Because I couldn't give a s*** less about Congressman playing baseball and yet it's all over the news.

 

Is it cutting into the anti-trump news stories you prefer to watch?

[wiffleball 4,635]

 

Is it cutting into the anti-trump news stories you prefer to watch?

Or the first modern day caliph being killed. Or a London fire that never should have been that deadly. Or....

[Mookz 1,287]

Sure, but I need it back by Saturday night for my date wit YO GRAMMY.

[fandandy 3,311]

Or the first modern day caliph being killed. Or a London fire that never should have been that deadly. Or....

Where are you seeing this at? I can only find it on RT.com. Has the story been picked up anywhere else? Big news if true, ... until he comes back to life and then we all die.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

This is an amusing attempt at click bait. 

[sderk 1,040]

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DWgeqMb7oKh0&ved=2ahUKEwiijr_Dr77gAhXNV98KHdPiA1AQtwIwB3oECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0fNwC9MEaEA0FGeEIq36gY