Do you remember the first time you jacked off?

[Vince44 202]

Me....

 

Age: 12

 

Where: Living room while parents were at work

 

What: Heather Thomas bikini scene in the opening credits of The Fall Guy

[SUXBNME 1,328]

Me....

 

 

Age: 15 or 16

 

Where: Bathtub

 

What: Your mom

[wiffleball 4,639]

I was in utero. Pretty sure after I was born that was the last time a paenis got anywhere near that rotted festering gash.

[PIK 95 2]

First time today?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Twelve years old. Older guy ,13, says he wants to take a sh!t. Mardi Gras parade happening. So we go to the bathrooms at Lake Side mall. In sitting in one stall, he's in the next. Me: sup? Broussard: Your mom has great . I'm jerking off to those great titties. Me: What's jerking off?

 

 

I jerked off in a bathroom mall for the first time whilst a Mardi Gras parade was passing.

 

Never looked back!

 

The funny thing is, I taught my friends. Not a phag, just told them the way.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I was 12. I was reading a copy of penthouse forum I stole from dad.

 

There was a series of letters about masturbation.

 

Whats this? Something I can try at home?

 

Life changed that day.

[kilroy69 994]

12. What the swedish Butler saw.

[TommyGavin 788]

First time today ? No.

[TommyGavin 788]

First time today?

 

I read the thread backwards.

[rholio 339]

While alone? No.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

Twelve years old. Older guy ,13, says he wants to take a sh!t. Mardi Gras parade happening. So we go to the bathrooms at Lake Side mall. In sitting in one stall, he's in the next. Me: sup? Broussard: Your mom has great ######. I'm jerking off to those great titties. Me: What's jerking off?

 

 

I jerked off in a bathroom mall for the first time whilst a Mardi Gras parade was passing.

 

Never looked back!

 

The funny thing is, I taught my friends. Not a phag, just told them the way.

 

i thought this was turning into a kevin spacey reveal story

[Mike Honcho 4,023]

Father Jacobson says it's out special secret.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Never masturbated, never needed to.

 

-Drobeski

[Kopy 491]

Yes, I remember.

In fact, I still have it.