joneo 529 Posted November 30, 2017 With Christmas arriving soon, I'm thinking of getting my girlfriend a butt plug for her stocking. (I know the stocking isn't where it's supposed to go :wink: ) Can you give me some insight as to what i should be looking for and what to stay away from? Thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted November 30, 2017 https://www.lovense.com/vibrating-butt-plug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 30, 2017 So would that be a joneo link or a link for joneo? Either way I'm better I don't wanna work click amiright? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted November 30, 2017 Is this like a banana in the tailpipe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 30, 2017 So would that be a joneo link or a link for joneo? Either way I'm better I don't wanna work click amiright? All I know is I ain't clicking it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted November 30, 2017 So Ed, should I get the 1.5 inch or get her the 1.75 hog? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 30, 2017 So Ed, should I get the 1.5 inch or get her the 1.75 hog? Ass size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted November 30, 2017 Ass size? 1 axe handle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 30, 2017 1 axe handle Are we talking Paul Bunyan axe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted November 30, 2017 Are we talking Paul Bunyan axe? I guess a hatchet would be a better comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IAMWood 6 Posted December 1, 2017 Ed only rates buttplugs by taste so if that's your criteria, he's the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,198 Posted December 1, 2017 https://www.lovense.com/vibrating-butt-plug Teledildonic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted December 1, 2017 "Spirals on the neck trap lube near your sphincter- making it easy to remove after an extending session!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 1, 2017 Teledildonic? Dilly Dilly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,198 Posted December 1, 2017 Dilly Dilly. Serious question: have you done any anal play with this girl? If you haven't and you drop an anal in her lap it may go... not well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 1, 2017 Ask that new xxxsandy poster. Seems knowledgeable on such matters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted December 1, 2017 Serious question: have you done any anal play with this girl? If you haven't and you drop an anal ###### in her lap it may go... not well. poopy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
