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I really need Kamara to tank this week.

 

I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods.

 

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Haha, sorry buddy, looks like Ingram is out this week... Your best hope is for him to get 20 points and that's it. Maybe 150 yards total and no TD I would say is a down day if no Mark Ingram.

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Would this be called Karmara?

 

Nicely played.

 

 

But seriously folks. Somebody start the over-confident bragging, and I'll break out the Paypal :)

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Well, sorry, but this is the wrong time of year to be messing with someone from the

New Orleans Santas.

 

(errmmm….to the tune of “Up On The Housetop” )

 

 

Out in the open flat, Kamara stops, hooks, turns

Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn

Alvin slips the backers with a shake-hitch-juke

Then it’s off to the end zone with a zip-shift-zoom !

 

NO, NO, NO !!

You don’t wanna know

Check your Score ????

Not a place you’ll wanna go

 

When Kamara hits the open flat with a stop-hook-turn

And Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn.

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New Orleans is due for a dud game at some point...

 

If they didn't have Drew Brees, sure... but because they have Drew Brees, that possibility is very very low.

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Well, sorry, but this is the wrong time of year to be messing with someone from the

New Orleans Santas.

 

(errmmm….to the tune of “Up On The Housetop” )

 

 

Out in the open flat, Kamara stops, hooks, turns

Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn

Alvin slips the backers with a shake-hitch-juke

Then it’s off to the end zone with a zip-shift-zoom !

 

NO, NO, NO !!

You don’t wanna know

Check your Score ????

Not a place you’ll wanna go

 

When Kamara hits the open flat with a stop-hook-turn

And Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn.

 

Yes, more of this!

 

Ingram is now expected to play. Keep it up!

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I really need Kamara to tank this week.

 

I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods.

 

 

You won't get it here, I firmly believe in fantasy gods, karma, etc..................

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You won't get it here, I firmly believe in fantasy gods, karma, etc..................

 

Already getting it. One song posted, and Ingram is expected to play. :)

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I have Kamara in two leagues and I stone-cold-lock guarantee that there's zero chance I lose in either league this week...

 

I have first round byes in both.

 

Hope that helps.

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Already getting it. One song posted, and Ingram is expected to play. :)

I don't wanna burst your bubble. Buttttttttt. Kamara has been doing ALL of his damage with a healthy Ingram. Even Ingram plays he's probably going to lose a few carries to kamara just to be safe and monitor his touches. Just saying

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I don't wanna burst your bubble. Buttttttttt. Kamara has been doing ALL of his damage with a healthy Ingram. Even Ingram plays he's probably going to lose a few carries to kamara just to be safe and monitor his touches. Just saying

 

Did you just say I have a bubble butt?

 

Them's fightin' words!

 

 

(Seriously though, I know what K has been doing. But surely he'd do even more with Ingram out. So it's a step in the right direction. :)

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shame on this thread :thumbsdown:

 

signed "disgruntled Kamara owner"

 

lol

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Seriously...hope he gets better, no lasting damage. I had just pulled into my garage with the game on AM radio when that play happened. I kept the TV off on purpose, didn't check back in until the 4th. In all honesty, that sucks. Kamara is amazing, I hope this is as minor as it can be.

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Alright Bock, I need you to revert Lynch into the disappointment he started the year as, and make it so Leveon finds the endzone a few times this week. If you can do that I should be okay.

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wow, FF is an evil game at times.

 

I had Kamara, he had brees and thomas ppr.

 

F

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Alright Bock, I need you to revert Lynch into the disappointment he started the year as, and make it so Leveon finds the endzone a few times this week. If you can do that I should be okay.

 

I take no credit--I just asked for other people to make this happen.

 

You might need someone to write overconfident Beast Mode songs, though, and tell you your cause is hopeless.

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I'm playing against Kamara this week, so immediately started giggling about this thread (I know, terrible) when I got the notification that Kamara went down.

 

Last week of regular season and I already have playoff spot locked so not playing with urgency this week, but still don't like losing, so should help me.

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I really need Kamara to tank this week.

 

I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods.

 

 

Well this couldn't have worked out any better for you!

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Do some reverse Karma for me, I need Bell or Gurley to have a stud game since I already sucked with Ingram.

 

And I mean Stud, like Multiple TDS + 150 yards.

 

or Wentz. Like a 4 TD game.

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Damn, the sunuvabich really did it. How spooky is it to know that we affected a guy so far away. Like you want to tweet him and tell him hey my bad, see we caused this.

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Damn, the sunuvabich really did it. How spooky is it to know that we affected a guy so far away. Like you want to tweet him and tell him hey my bad, see we caused this.

 

LOL, I know. "Sorry about your TBI buddy. See, I was on this forum, and joking about karma, and..."

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Kamara, kamara, kamara, kamara, kamara chameleon

 

You come and go, you come and go..oh.oh.oh

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