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Fleshlight doesn't count.

 

You bald headed, right wing f#ck nut.

 

I love you.

 

and my fleshlight :wub:

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There it is.

Took longer then 3,2,1

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what's the going rate for a crackho?

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I was hoping to do so, but we had a parenting disagreement earlier today which generally results in a lot of talking and not much focking. :(

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I was hoping to do so, but we had a parenting disagreement earlier today which generally results in a lot of talking and not much focking. :(

Stuff your cack in her mouth?

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Stuff your cack in her mouth?

 

We have an interesting dynamic in these situations where things don't usually go well. She is not into the concept of makeup secks, but she'll end up with some attempt to throw me some pity secks and I'll be a dickwad and tell her I'm not interested in that. I have this thing about only being interested in a chick if she wants me, it is why I'm not a fan of strip clubs in general, and have never seen the allure of whoores. :dunno:

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TMI dude

 

Really? Wanna hear about my experience with Sux's couch? :banana:

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We have an interesting dynamic in these situations where things don't usually go well. She is not into the concept of makeup secks, but she'll end up with some attempt to throw me some pity secks and I'll be a dickwad and tell her I'm not interested in that. I have this thing about only being interested in a chick if she wants me, it is why I'm not a fan of strip clubs in general, and have never seen the allure of whoores. :dunno:

Oh I get all of that lol. My guilty conscious keeps me from whores :(

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TMI dude

I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress when I was kid.

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TMI dude

 

I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress when I was kid.

Meant to be a PM :ninja:

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TMI dude

 

I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress when I was kid.

Meant to be a PM :ninja:

:banana:

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I stuck my d!ck in a glad trashbag with lotion and focked my mattress last night

:lol:

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