shotsup 830 Posted July 11, 2018 Not sure if I told this story or not. From the Wipers thread - same friend that was a facilities manager had a summer intern ask her why do they have one ply TP in the bathroom ?? She didn't know but spoke to her boss (Square Counter) and got the approval to get 2 ply. Afterwards when the paper changed to 2 ply intern sent an email to her. We thank you for the TP upgrade. By we I mean me and my A$$hole TMI 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 11, 2018 I would fire anyone so dumb that they dont realize that if you fold it, one ply magically becomes two ply. Here in china, they dont put tp in the bathrooms. You bring your own. At my first school, the bathroom was in a different building. I didnt like carrying a roll of toilet paper, thus announcing I was about to take a sh!t. So I would hide it way up high. Some focker stole it. At my next school, you had to ask the chick at the reception office for the toilet paper. She was a cute girl. No way am I going to go be all like, hey cutie. I got a turtlehead brewing. Can you help me out? And Fock squat toilets. Thank god for immodium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 11, 2018 Not sure if I told this story or not. From the Wipers thread - same friend that was a facilities manager had a summer intern ask her why do they have one ply TP in the bathroom ?? She didn't know but spoke to her boss (Square Counter) and got the approval to get 2 ply. Afterwards when the paper changed to 2 ply intern sent an email to her. We thank you for the TP upgrade. By we I mean me and my A$$hole TMI Was the intern male or female? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 11, 2018 Not sure if I told this story or not. From the Wipers thread - same friend that was a facilities manager had a summer intern ask her why do they have one ply TP in the bathroom ?? She didn't know but spoke to her boss (Square Counter) and got the approval to get 2 ply. Afterwards when the paper changed to 2 ply intern sent an email to her. We thank you for the TP upgrade. By we I mean me and my A$$hole TMI His email prolly went out after the switch. He wrongly assumed their roll usage would be halved once they went to 2 ply. October Toilet Paper Activity - 3 cases (one ply) November Toilet Paper Activity - 3 cases (two ply) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted July 11, 2018 Was the intern male or female? Arab male. Mid twenties Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted July 11, 2018 Also TBBOM I don't think it was just the ply. Think it was softer. Like maybe Angel Soft or some Sh1t. I got that cube hearing the story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted July 11, 2018 I would fire anyone so dumb that they dont realize that if you fold it, one ply magically becomes two ply. Here in china, they dont put tp in the bathrooms. You bring your own. At my first school, the bathroom was in a different building. I didnt like carrying a roll of toilet paper, thus announcing I was about to take a sh!t. So I would hide it way up high. Some focker stole it. At my next school, you had to ask the chick at the reception office for the toilet paper. She was a cute girl. No way am I going to go be all like, hey cutie. I got a turtlehead brewing. Can you help me out? And Fock squat toilets. Thank god for immodium. can you not have like a backpack or bag and carry it with you to the bathroom regardless of what you're doing? then no one really knows. they probably dont let you have bags if they don't keep TP in the bathrooms. i'd just find some rag/cloth at the school wipe it full of and leave it on the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 11, 2018 Arab male. Mid twenties That isnt TMI. That is fire able. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 11, 2018 can you not have like a backpack or bag and carry it with you to the bathroom regardless of what you're doing? then no one really knows. they probably dont let you have bags if they don't keep TP in the bathrooms. i'd just find some rag/cloth at the school wipe it full of ###### and leave it on the floor. Sure, If you want to set your bag in the filthy wet floor, go for it. A pack of tissues in your pocket is the best method I find. Youre not supposed to bring backpacks into stores and such here. They have lockers youre supposed to put them in. I just pretend I dont understand and ignore them. Once, I sharted in the grocery store. Duck waddled into the bathroom. No paper. I had a pocketknife, so I cut my boxers off me (taking them off the usual way would have involved taking my shoes and pants off in a filthy bathroom) and wiped with those. Went commando the rest of the day at school. That sucked. Immodium failed me that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted July 11, 2018 At least I was smart enough to realize not to open this thread although also too stupid to not follow through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted July 11, 2018 I would fire anyone so dumb that they dont realize that if you fold it, one ply magically becomes two ply. Here in china, they dont put tp in the bathrooms. You bring your own. At my first school, the bathroom was in a different building. I didnt like carrying a roll of toilet paper, thus announcing I was about to take a sh!t. So I would hide it way up high. Some focker stole it. At my next school, you had to ask the chick at the reception office for the toilet paper. She was a cute girl. No way am I going to go be all like, hey cutie. I got a turtlehead brewing. Can you help me out? And Fock squat toilets. Thank god for immodium. Sounds like you live in a shithole country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted July 11, 2018 When my 9 yr old was elected to the student council, he told everyone he was going to make the Principal buy better toilet paper for the school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 11, 2018 I would fire anyone so dumb that they dont realize that if you fold it, one ply magically becomes two ply. Here in china, they dont put tp in the bathrooms. You bring your own. At my first school, the bathroom was in a different building. I didnt like carrying a roll of toilet paper, thus announcing I was about to take a sh!t. So I would hide it way up high. Some focker stole it. At my next school, you had to ask the chick at the reception office for the toilet paper. She was a cute girl. No way am I going to go be all like, hey cutie. I got a turtlehead brewing. Can you help me out? And Fock squat toilets. Thank god for immodium. Why would you care if everyone knows your shitting? I tell my partner at work, hey I got to shlt. Cute female pipefitter I worked with, hey I got to shlt. Me too. Cool see you back at the work site in a bit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 11, 2018 Why would you care if everyone knows your shitting? I tell my partner at work, hey I got to shlt. Cute female pipefitter I worked with, hey I got to shlt. Me too. Cool see you back at the work site in a bit I dunno. I didnt care in the states really. Maybe it because Im the only foreigner and one of few guys. I get a lot of attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 11, 2018 I dunno. I didnt care in the states really. Maybe it because Im the only foreigner and one of few guys. I get a lot of attention. Cute Chinese receptionist: Is it true that Americans don't poop? TBBOM: 100% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted July 11, 2018 Cute Chinese receptionist: Is it true that Americans don't poop? TBBOM: 100% I got this tall by because being so anally retentive has really stretched me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 11, 2018 Cute Chinese receptionist: Is it true that Americans don't poop? TBBOM: 100% Why not? The North Koreans think a short fat guy with a bad haircut can do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted July 11, 2018 Cute female pipefitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted July 11, 2018 Sure, If you want to set your bag in the filthy wet floor, go for it. A pack of tissues in your pocket is the best method I find. Youre not supposed to bring backpacks into stores and such here. They have lockers youre supposed to put them in. I just pretend I dont understand and ignore them. Once, I sharted in the grocery store. Duck waddled into the bathroom. No paper. I had a pocketknife, so I cut my boxers off me (taking them off the usual way would have involved taking my shoes and pants off in a filthy bathroom) and wiped with those. Went commando the rest of the day at school. That sucked. Immodium failed me that day. There's nowhere to hang or sit your bag? You said you were hiding a roll of TP up high. This life sounds miserable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted July 11, 2018 Cute female pipefitter Heh heh... I noticed that too. Think she ever gets "pipefitter" comments from the guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 11, 2018 There's nowhere to hang or sit your bag? You said you were hiding a roll of TP up high. This life sounds miserable Sometimes there is. I was hiding my paper on top of the window. Meh. There are upsides and downsides to life here. Some of the quirks I dont even notice anymore. Others I will probably never get used to. There are a very few things I prefer to home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted July 11, 2018 Heh heh... I noticed that too. Think she ever gets "pipefitter" comments from the guys? You know they spend all day saying "I think my pipe would fitther well" and then snickering like girls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 11, 2018 Heh heh... I noticed that too. Think she ever gets "pipefitter" comments from the guys? She would probably threaten to stab him and kind of mean it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted July 11, 2018 Sometimes there is. I was hiding my paper on top of the window. Meh. There are upsides and downsides to life here. Some of the quirks I dont even notice anymore. Others I will probably never get used to. There are a very few things I prefer to home. We are still talking about teaching in China right? I've never been but are there no areas of China that you can teach in a real building? You make it sound like a 3rd world country with wet, and piss covered bathroom floors and a toilet paper shortage.... and your possible best option is to wipe yourself with your own discarded boxers.... I'm genuinely curious. I realize there are good and bad areas like anywhere but are your opportunities limited to these horrible areas only? In other threads you used to talk about where you lived and went out at night and it didn't sound like Chinese Somalia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted July 11, 2018 She would probably threaten to stab him and kind of mean it Hmm, cute AND feisty. I think I'm falling in internet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 11, 2018 Hmm, cute AND feisty. I think I'm falling in internet That she is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted July 11, 2018 Cute female pipefitter Unpossible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 11, 2018 We are still talking about teaching in China right? I've never been but are there no areas of China that you can teach in a real building? You make it sound like a 3rd world country with wet, ###### and piss covered bathroom floors and a toilet paper shortage.... and your possible best option is to wipe yourself with your own discarded boxers.... I'm genuinely curious. I realize there are good and bad areas like anywhere but are your opportunities limited to these horrible areas only? In other threads you used to talk about where you lived and went out at night and it didn't sound like Chinese Somalia Currently I live in probably the nicest city in china. There is absolutely anything you want within an hour or so. Bathrooms are still gross most places, and they dont ever put tp in there. People here carry their own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
