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Time travel possible..............who do you go back in time to bed?

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So many. Farrah, Raquel, Adrienne Barbeau, Joey Heatherton, Elizabeth Taylor, Rita Hayworth, Maureen O'hara, Sophia Lauren, Barbi Benton,. But if its one, its Ann Margret, with a bullet.

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Im gonna have to go royal. More for the ambiance and whatnot.

 

Maybe cleopatra? Helen of Troy (to the extent she actually existed) must have been hot to start a war and all.

They were probably hairy and smelly.

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They were probably hairy and smelly.

I think it was the fashion in the Egyptian Roman era to have everything plucked for high ladies. And they had all kinds of perfumes and sh!t.

 

Of course, those chicks back then had slaves expressly for focking, so theyd probably be unimpressed by my efforts.

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I think it was the fashion in the Egyptian Roman era to have everything plucked for high ladies. And they had all kinds of perfumes and sh!t.

 

Of course, those chicks back then had slaves expressly for focking, so theyd probably be unimpressed by my efforts.

No feminine hygiene products. Perfume can't cover up a stink snatch. You know this. And when did toilet paper come on the scene?

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No feminine hygiene products. Perfume can't cover up a stink snatch. You know this. And when did toilet paper come on the scene?

When Howard Johnson invented indoor plumbing.

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"Yer mom" isn't interested in you so move onto some other chick.

 

For me it'd be Raquel Welch followed by Jaclyn Smith.

Jacvlyn Smith was my favorite also. Nice one.

 

Andre The Giant. Gentility makes me feel so bad.

 

Barbara Eden. Nuff said.

 

Jane Mansfield. Such a till she lost her head.

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I can bang hot box anytime. If i have a time machine im going to see dinosaurs..and how they built the fockin pyramids

I doubt the T-Rex was able to help at all with those tiny arms.

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I can bang hot box anytime. If i have a time machine im going to see dinosaurs..and how they built the fockin pyramids

Id go back and check out that whole Jesus thing. That story has always sounded fishy to me.

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Jenny McCarthy back in her prime........

 

 

 

Actually....ill be right back...need to look up....uhh...a recipe...for...uhh...dinner.

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Jenny McCarthy back in her prime........

 

 

 

Actually....ill be right back...need to look up....uhh...a recipe...for...uhh...dinner.

 

Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:

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Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:

 

Pamela Anderson was one of my favorites.

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Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:

I saw her in person.. honestly not impressive at all but that was in the last 5 years

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The two Heathers - Thomas and Locklear (I have a thing for blonds)

The Fall Guy knew what the hell he was doing!

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Definitely Ann Margret. Rachel Welch and Salma Hayek

Maybe Jane Fonda, Madonna, Carmen Electra, Martha Washington and Joan of Arc

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Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:

She was amazing back then. Her and Pam were definitely the IT girls.

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I like the younger Olsen, Elizabeth

 

She looks great in the Avengers movies. And I'm pretty sure she's been nekkid in a couple films. Awesome rack.

 

You guys are on your game in this thread :thumbsup:

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt 15-20 years ago would be another great one to add to the list.

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