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An Ode to Amari I wrote

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When the goose egg is nigh but your interest is high

thats Amari

When they say hell be great but the ball comes out late

Thats Amari

Bells will ring, he wont do a thing

and youll say what the hellllla!

Hearts will play as he drop drops away

Like hes stuck down a wella

 

When the stats make you drool from that one game year 2

Thats Amari

When you danc in the street cuz you got him rnd 3

Thats Amari

When you think its a dream that he got you 13

Your only dreaming Signore

Scuzza me, but you see hes not worth to me

Thats Amari!

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The bottom line is that Derek Carr doesn't want to throw to Amari. Last year, Crabtree got more targets than Cooper despite playing in one less game and despite Cooper being the so called #1 receiver. So Crabtree's gone. Problem solved. Except that Jared Cook out targeted him 12 - 3 last night. Derek Carr DOES NOT want to throw the ball to Amari Cooper.

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When the goose egg is nigh but your interest is high

thats Amari

When they say hell be great but the ball comes out late

Thats Amari

Bells will ring, he wont do a thing

and youll say what the hellllla!

Hearts will play as he drop drops away

Like hes stuck down a wella

 

When the stats make you drool from that one game year 2

Thats Amari

When you danc in the street cuz you got him rnd 3

Thats Amari

When you think its a dream that he got you 13

Your only dreaming Signore

Scuzza me, but you see hes not worth ###### to me

Thats Amari!

(starts slow clap)

 

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When the goose egg is nigh but your interest is high

thats Amari

When they say hell be great but the ball comes out late

Thats Amari

Bells will ring, he wont do a thing

and youll say what the hellllla!

Hearts will play as he drop drops away

Like hes stuck down a wella

 

When the stats make you drool from that one game year 2

Thats Amari

When you danc in the street cuz you got him rnd 3

Thats Amari

When you think its a dream that he got you 13

Your only dreaming Signore

Scuzza me, but you see hes not worth ###### to me

Thats Amari!

You just made Dean Martin proud.

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Very nice!

 

Reminds me of when my friend the Packers fan used to sing that Beatles song about 'Atari Bigby'..."Ahhhh, look at alllll the open receiverrrrrrs..."

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I wonder if Nelson will pick up the slack at all, I drafted him late but hard to use the roster spot.

 

watching the game, it looked like they were more committed to try and get Jordy the ball than Amari... there were a couple short hooks and outs where you could tell Carr had predetermined that the ball was going to Jordy... I don't know if that was a Carr thing or Gruden dictating the route to throw to as Carr struggled. That said, the pocket was collapsing around Carr all night, and Gruden has thrown some coach-speak around this week claiming they need to get amari more involved...

 

My guess... Jalen Richard will challenge as the team's #1 pass catcher as this offense looks to struggle all year, and that defense doesn't look like anything special without Mack

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The one thing Gruden did say when he threw Carr under the bus was that Cooper was open deep quite a few times but didn't pull the trigger and that he has to get better at seeing that. But who knows... Haven't watched the tape myself yet.

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