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Mine is in pre rag. Seems like the entire rag process takes over a week. Sore beewbs for a few days before the tsunami, etc. really inconvenient.

While the front door is being painted, use the back door.

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3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman.

 

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Road Trip (underrated comedy) - "Well thats me out coz i had SEX last nite, with a girl!"

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3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman.

You still doing the online dating thing? We haven't had an update in quite some time.

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I've had a gf for a year.

If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now.

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If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now.

Why would he want to make that stop? :huh:

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Why would he want to make that stop? :huh:

Good point. Why is the bride always smiling?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She just gave her last blowjob. :cry:

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If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now.

 

 

Why would he want to make that stop? :huh:

 

By "ring" I think he means an iron ring around her neck, chained to the wall. :o

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Good point. Why is the bride always smiling?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She just gave her last blowjob. :cry:

 

What food immediately causes weight gain, loss of rationality, and kills female sex drive?

 

 

 

 

 

Wedding cake.

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Wednesday night, chick I met other day at the lickher store. Chatting in the aisles Monday afternoon she gave me her digits, we hooked up for a drink Wednesday night. Went back to my place and banged. She got up right afterward, thanked me, and said hit me up sometime. Nice, I like this one :doublethumbsup: 36 DD, fake titties. She got a little extra around the middle but not too bad.

 

Then Thursday night my current "girlfriend" came over. Great sex, always is, hence why she is my girlfriend. Followed by about an hour of b!tchin and nagging. Which is probably going to lead to me losing her number eventually. But man the sex is off the chain. 34D, nice fake titties and a size 1. Perfect body. Too bad she got an attitude to match or I might seriously consider settling down.

 

Livin the dream :banana:

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Last night.

 

My wife sat up on the back of the sofa and gave me a shoulder massage while we watched TV. She does that almost every night.

 

I rewarded her in the bedroom. I let her suck it, then put her through the paces until she was a quivering, thankful, little mess of a woman.

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