SUXBNME 1,322 Posted October 10, 2018 A few minutes ago I'm outside / in my garage on my landline talking to one of you donks and this huge Black Widow kinda introduced itself to me. By introduced, I mean scurried down it's spider threads and just kinda hung out there...Sorta in front of my face just daring me to do something about it. My reaction? Awww...what a cute little big ass spider you are. My end game? Get a couple of paper towels and capture him / her (prolly a her) and release it in the street. Backstory, I've been bit by a baby widder in my bed a few years ago cause I suppose I rolled over on it, and I know that these things produce a trillion offspring, but why am I such a poosay that I can't kill them ? Random thoughts - Suxbnme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 10, 2018 Probably one of them Ashkanazi Spiders playing mind tricks on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 10, 2018 Rubber bands are my weapon of choice, only because a flamethrower isn't reasonable. I'm a hell of a shot btw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted October 10, 2018 I dunno. My wife has the same affliction. I kill things. This thread'll serve as a nice segue to one of Bunny's best stories if he cares to re-tell it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 10, 2018 I can't kill crickets and grasshoppers. Mostly bc of the goosh factor. Ugggh. Blarf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 10, 2018 Rubber bands are my weapon of choice, only because a flamethrower isn't reasonable. I'm a hell of a shot btw! I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 10, 2018 I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm. Ghost Ship too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 10, 2018 I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm. Yeah I actually killed a few this year with one of those long lighters, found out that spiders pop when you torch 'em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted October 10, 2018 I dunno. My wife has the same affliction. I kill things. This thread'll serve as a nice segue to one of Bunny's best stories if he cares to re-tell it. My girlfriend does too. I told her if I get to it, I'm killing it. I'm not wasting my time trying to catch and release anything, nor do I want it getting away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted October 10, 2018 I use a lighter and my wife's hairspray. works like a charm. Hard to believe you and wife are in the same sentence again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 10, 2018 I don't like killing things either. Most bugs I will try to catch and let them outside but if a spider is anything larger than itsy bitsy it HAS to die. Spiders skeer me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 10, 2018 Hard to believe you and wife are in the same sentence again. Jesus Christ. How bout, a lighter and a can of hairspray, that belongs not to me but to an unnamed person who lives in my house? Better? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 10, 2018 Jesus Christ. How bout, a lighter and a can of hairspray, that belongs not to me but to an unnamed person who lives in my house? Better? Is that normal in China, people without names just like living with you in the same house? That seems so weird to me. How does your wife feel about that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 10, 2018 Is that normal in China, people without names just like living with you in the same house? That seems so weird to me. How does your wife feel about that? Sadly, I am prohibited from speaking about either the fact that I live in china, or the fact that I am married. Seems to bother people around here. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,120 Posted October 10, 2018 I just spray them with wasp killer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 10, 2018 https://www.amazon.com/Bug-A-Salt-2-0-from-Skell-Inc/dp/B00STSZ77G/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1539175486&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=bug+a+salt+gun+2.0&dpPl=1&dpID=41KJxsLSl3L&ref=plSrch I shoot them with this. 100% of the time it works everytime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted October 10, 2018 Probably the same reason that you have a land line. You have water on your brain. ETA: Salt Guns are good and fun. Love those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted October 10, 2018 Hard to believe you and wife are in the same sentence again. He didn't use the word you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 10, 2018 A few minutes ago I'm outside / in my garage on my landline talking to one of you donks and this huge Black Widow kinda introduced itself to me. By introduced, I mean scurried down it's spider threads and just kinda hung out there...Sorta in front of my face just daring me to do something about it. My reaction? Awww...what a cute little big ass spider you are. My end game? Get a couple of paper towels and capture him / her (prolly a her) and release it in the street. Backstory, I've been bit by a baby widder in my bed a few years ago cause I suppose I rolled over on it, and I know that these things produce a trillion offspring, but why am I such a poosay that I can't kill them ? Random thoughts - Suxbnme Because you are the ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted October 10, 2018 I will take garden spiders outside. I figure theyre at least eating other insects. We dont get big spiders in the city though. We get house centipedes - maybe once every couple weeks I will see a pretty large one (1-2 inches). They also eat other bugs but nope - fock that. They make spiders look cute by comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,020 Posted October 10, 2018 titans&bucs is married again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted October 10, 2018 titans&bucs is married again? Yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 10, 2018 I find house centipedes literally dissolve when I hit them with Tilex. I tried the whole living my live thing. Let us spider hanging right above my bed. Woke up with a ginormous spider bite for my trouble. From then on, it's War! buddy of mine got bit by a brown recluse. I've described that before. Treating that when your muscle tissue literally liquefies? Oh, that's disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted October 10, 2018 You still have a landline? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted October 10, 2018 Was visiting my lil brother just outside Baton Rouge recently and came across this big bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted October 10, 2018 Was visiting my lil brother just outside Baton Rouge recently and came across this big bastard Holy shiitballs! That looks exactly like the thing that got loose in the lab in Aliens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted October 10, 2018 Was visiting my lil brother just outside Baton Rouge recently and came across this big bastard Fake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted October 11, 2018 I dunno. My wife has the same affliction. I kill things. This thread'll serve as a nice segue to one of Bunny's best stories if he cares to re-tell it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 11, 2018 Because you are the ghey. and a homo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
