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Michael J fox recently announced that he's moving to Vail to take advantage of Colorado's liberal marijuana laws.

 

Don't know what made me think of that.

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This guy gets it.

 

It's like adding a mini-skirt to yoga pants. Both are great individually, but together? For God's sake man...

Eggsactly

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Profound

It really is.

 

Reminds me of the old focker from 60 Minutes. Whats his name? With the crazy wild professor eyebrows in the library? Who always came on last?

 

He was talking about women sportscasters.

 

Im paraphrasing.

 

I love womens hair. The texture, the smell. I love butter. Butter on bread, butter on most anything. But once you see a strand of hair in my butter it ruins everything.

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You guys are ruining this thread with cheese talk. Cheese, besides on pizza, is disgusting

Lot of weirdos on this board but this take has got to be the most far out there and strange Ive seen. Cheese on or in anything is life worth living delicious.

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I don't like flaky.

 

 

But you, as a person, Ill bet, is kinda flaky :dunno:

 

Check out my commas....There is 3 of them :music_guitarred:

 

eta: focked up with the lack of an apostrophe with the Ill, but hey...

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It really is.

 

 

I love womens hair. The texture, the smell. I love butter. Butter on bread, butter on most anything. But once you see a strand of hair in my butter it ruins everything.

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Out of all the things on this bored this is about to piss me off the most. You dont eat sausage with bacon (or vice versa). It ruins one of them.

 

Yeah, lets get a bacon egg and cheese biscuit but.....add sausage.

 

No. No. No!

Obviously youve never had a breakfast casserole or a meat lovers pizza

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Ive gone to the ghey side.

 

I make lot of different breakfast fritatas.

 

Sausage n cheese

 

Veggie and shroom

 

Bacon and veggie

 

Damn we go thru alot of cheese in my house

 

..... fritata filled crescent rolls?

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Michael J fox recently announced that he's moving to Vail to take advantage of Colorado's liberal marijuana laws.

 

Don't know what made me think of that.

Yeah, just can't get weed in the other 49. Why doesn't he go back to Canadia?

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