wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 21, 2018 Of course, nobody has asked Amy Schumer to do any sort of Super Bowl ad. But she's getting ahead of that curve. She had one movie you know last year and it failed horribly. So, it's not like she has and I'm coming film to promote anyway. Now, why say this in October? Well, most of the ads have already been created - or at least scheduled and cast and written. So, I don't really know why she made this announcement. Other than she's bored lonely and irrelevant. And did I mention fat? And ugly? Anywho, imagine the only people really worried about this or Budweiser. I mean, what if one of their Clydesdales blows a shoe at the last minute? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 21, 2018 Shes got a movie coming out about how she gets hit in the head and thinks shes gorgeous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 21, 2018 Shes got a movie coming out about how she gets hit in the head and thinks shes gorgeous. Waaay late. Out and Failed. the wildebeest crew couldn't figure out whether to protested as sexist or cheer for it as empowering. So, when In doubt, biitch and moan. The movie made about $437. And that was in candy sales when Amy showed up for the premiere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted October 21, 2018 She's also calling for white players to kneel. STFU kunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted October 21, 2018 The unfunny, fuggly neice of Schmuck Schumer. Who givesafuck what she thinks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted October 21, 2018 Isn't she the one that steals jokes from other comediennes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted October 21, 2018 Isn't she the one that steals jokes from other comediennes?Yep. Carla Menstruala. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted October 21, 2018 Skank is a double for my sister in law. I hate Holidays seeing her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 21, 2018 Waaay late. Out and Failed. the wildebeest crew couldn't figure out whether to protested as sexist or cheer for it as empowering. So, when In doubt, biitch and moan. The movie made about $437. And that was in candy sales when Amy showed up for the premiere. Dam its out already? Shows how much I followed that movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted October 21, 2018 Her 15 mins is long over. Did she even have a 15 mins? Think it was more like 7 and 1/2. I don't recall liking anything shes done. And yeah, shes a fatty lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted October 22, 2018 She's also calling for white players to kneel. STFU kunt. I saw this, standard attack posture for the SJW leftists, if you don't actively support them then you are opposing them. "you are either with me or you are against me" mentality, which is a bloody evil way to think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,642 Posted October 22, 2018 Hourglass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted October 22, 2018 Hourglass A 12 Hourglass is more accurate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted October 22, 2018 Obsessed. I think you meant to use the term "woke", right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted October 22, 2018 Wasn't she supposed to leave the country or something like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted October 22, 2018 Wasn't she supposed to leave the country or something like that? Posturing is her contribution, why should she stop now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted October 22, 2018 Still wood. Just seems like you could do anything to her you wanted...Dirty Sanchez comes to mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted October 22, 2018 Still wood. Just seems like you could do anything to her you wanted...Dirty Sanchez comes to mind Seems like she would let you do anything you wanted and then report you to the cops the next day..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted October 22, 2018 Seems like she would let you do anything you wanted and then report you to the cops the next day..... She would be eating a cheeseburger while dialing 911. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted October 22, 2018 Seems like she would let you do anything you wanted and then report you to the cops the next day..... Damn you. You're probably right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 22, 2018 Still wood. Just seems like you could do anything to her you wanted...Dirty Sanchez comes to mind I bet she can suck a mean cack. Just seems like the type that would gobble it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted October 22, 2018 I bet she can suck a mean cack. Just seems like the type that would gobble it up I'll keep my cack dry and take somebody else's word for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 22, 2018 I'll keep my cack dry and take somebody else's word for it. You could get a good look at a T bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass but Id rather take a butchers word for it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,642 Posted October 23, 2018 This pigslut is pregnant. Yay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 23, 2018 Who givesafuck what she thinks? people who reply to threads about her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,642 Posted October 23, 2018 On a related note, the other pig Rosie O'Donnell is engaged, third or fourth marriage?, to a Massachusetts cop. Take her to the cleaners, officer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted October 24, 2018 Not a fan but you guys have a lot of vitriole for her. Think about this story instead. She was jogging in NYC and had to pee really bad, so she stopped in at a mattress store. They didn't really have a restroom for the public but a sales girl took pity on her (didn't know who she was). Schumer in her gratitude figured out what the best mattress in the place was, in the girl's opinion, by asking her what she'd get if money wasn't a factor, and then she bought it for her. It wasn't until after the payment was processed that a staff member knew who the buyer was. She might have politics you hate. She might not be easy on your eyes. She might make movies you despise. But this is a big country and there's people who actually deserve vitriole. If it wasn't for the media, she wouldn't be making your list..as she shouldn't in the grand scheme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted October 24, 2018 Not a fan but you guys have a lot of vitriole for her. Think about this story instead. She was jogging in NYC and had to pee really bad, so she stopped in at a mattress store. They didn't really have a restroom for the public but a sales girl took pity on her (didn't know who she was). Schumer in her gratitude figured out what the best mattress in the place was, in the girl's opinion, by asking her what she'd get if money wasn't a factor, and then she bought it for her. It wasn't until after the payment was processed that a staff member knew who the buyer was. She might have politics you hate. She might not be easy on your eyes. She might make movies you despise. But this is a big country and there's people who actually deserve vitriole. If it wasn't for the media, she wouldn't be making your list..as she shouldn't in the grand scheme. You want to hate\love\pity fock and defend her. Sweet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted October 24, 2018 Not a fan but you guys have a lot of vitriole for her. Think about this story instead. She was jogging in NYC and had to pee really bad, so she stopped in at a mattress store. They didn't really have a restroom for the public but a sales girl took pity on her (didn't know who she was). Schumer in her gratitude figured out what the best mattress in the place was, in the girl's opinion, by asking her what she'd get if money wasn't a factor, and then she bought it for her. It wasn't until after the payment was processed that a staff member knew who the buyer was. She might have politics you hate. She might not be easy on your eyes. She might make movies you despise. But this is a big country and there's people who actually deserve vitriole. If it wasn't for the media, she wouldn't be making your list..as she shouldn't in the grand scheme. If it wasn't for her own arrogance and feelings of self importance. The media wouldn't be in a position to put her out to the public. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 24, 2018 I fully support her telling Maroon 5 not to do the Super Bowl. But that's because they're gay and they suck. Otherwise, STFU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites