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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris was birthed at the time he was conceived. He didn't need 9 months to get ready to take on the world.

 

 

Ok. I've just been making these up now.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and traveled back in time to stop the JFK assassination.

 

Using his beard to deflect the bullets from their intended target caused JFKs head to exploded in sheer amazement.

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Chuck once faced a gang that was pissed

He was armed with only his fists

He called out to all

"Let's start this whole brawl"

But the gang chose to cease and desist

 

 

I wasted 10 minutes of my life making that one up. I'm feeling a bit like MDC at the moment. :mellow:

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Chuck once faced a gang that was pissed

He was armed with only his fists

He called out to all

"Let's start this whole brawl"

But the gang chose to cease and desist

 

 

 

What happened to that thread you started about me yesterday?

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What happened to that thread you started about me yesterday?

I deleted it. I'm over it dude. I'll just let the other one sit out there and let you and yours get together and whine.

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Chuck Norris hit peefoam once and turned him into sderk. Proving not even Chuck Norris could knock some sense into him.

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Chuck Norris hit peefoam once and turned him into sderk. Proving not even Chuck Norris could knock some sense into him.

You are useless. :thumbsdown: Even Chuck Norris couldn't prove that fact wrong.

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You are useless. :thumbsdown: Even Chuck Norris couldn't prove that fact wrong.

Come on now. Don't get your panties in a bunch. My post was funny and you know it. :overhead:

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