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Good luck beating our top 5 but you can try:

 

Diamond

Mercedes

Tiffany

Sapphire

Honey

I see you hope that she will become a doctor.

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Emerald

Beemer

Britney

Jade

Syrup

This reads like the Tuesday afternoon lineup

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Good luck beating our top 5 but you can try:

 

Diamond

Mercedes

Tiffany

Sapphire

Honey

All names I've seen on a Vegas strip club marquee :wave:

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All names I've seen on a Vegas strip club marquee :wave:

You really think she can make it to Vegas?

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Good luck beating our top 5 but you can try:

 

Diamond

Mercedes

Tiffany

Sapphire

Honey

Those are shitty names for a boy. :nono:

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Congratulations CDub. Maybe you'll be able to fit into that shirt now.

 

 

This didn't get the respect it deserved. :clap:

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7

Mug

Ketchup

Bisquick

Pimento

Gherkin

Sauce

Maxwell House

Soda

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While checking the spelling of gherkin, I stumbled across this on urban dictionary:

 

 

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle. The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

 

 

:shocking:

 

 

:lol:

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While checking the spelling of gherkin, I stumbled across this on urban dictionary:

 

 

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle. The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

 

 

:shocking:

 

 

:lol:

that's hawt. :wub:

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While checking the spelling of gherkin, I stumbled across this on urban dictionary:

 

 

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle. The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

 

 

:shocking:

 

 

:lol:

This works! You need to get the pickle slices cut lengthwise to put some stank on the kitty. Gets her wet every time. :banana:

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George Foreman

This one made me chuckle. Good old George only knew one name

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The bidding starts at 2 apostrophes, you aren't even trying until you get to 4. :thumbsup:

 

In fact the name Apostrophe would be greta. With several apostrophes of course.

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Another ?

 

This is my third and I focking hate the 0-6 month stage.

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This is my third and I focking hate the 0-6 month stage.

I know it is not politically correct to say, but I strongly dislike babies.

 

You say 6 months, but in reality they are not fun until closer to 2.

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