joneo 529 Posted December 17, 2018 I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted December 17, 2018 Good to hear someone else does it, doesnt make me feel so bad now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 17, 2018 Good to hear someone else does it, doesnt make me feel so bad now REPORTED!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted December 17, 2018 Give me minute! Jeebus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 17, 2018 Cut him some slack. He prolly already got kicked off the library computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted December 17, 2018 It's those back issues of National Geographic with their topless premodern cultural tribal women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 17, 2018 Stoopid fock has the volume cranked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 17, 2018 Stoopid fock has the volume cranked! You're prolly on Impractical Jokers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted December 17, 2018 I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!! OMG. What next? The Sadie Hawkins dance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 17, 2018 Is he done yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted December 17, 2018 Trump's America Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted December 17, 2018 It's those back issues of National Geographic with their topless premodern cultural tribal women. I remember the awesomeness of seeing topless women with saggy boobs hanging down to their waste; it was magnificent. Kids these days have it so much better and it is lost on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted December 17, 2018 Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 17, 2018 Trump's America Damn right. You wackadoodle communists would have been piddling your diddler in the ladies restroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted December 17, 2018 I remember the awesomeness of seeing topless women with saggy boobs hanging down to their waste; it was magnificent. waist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,498 Posted December 17, 2018 I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!! So now we finally know where Wiff is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 17, 2018 Wasnt there a thread on this a while back? Safe space? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 17, 2018 How are you not videoing this with your phone. Lol..hilarity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted December 17, 2018 Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures.... Maybe he was homeless? What, he should whack it in his shopping cart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted December 17, 2018 What the hell is he supposed to do? Starbucks banned pron from their place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 18, 2018 Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures.... You need a man like that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted December 18, 2018 I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!! Knock on the door violently. Yell out "you're not supposed to jerk off in the restroom!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted December 18, 2018 Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures.... Every woman should get the chance to be a man in his 20s or 30s for like a week. I believe you'd be giving it up more freely just out of the kindness of your heart. For men, sticking our junk in something appropriately sized is the number one thing we think about for about 25 - 30 years. It's not like we want it...it's just programmed. Vaginas to men are like shoes to a woman. We don't know why, but we want ALL OF THEM and will do, say and pay for any way to get them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 18, 2018 Pull up the scene from Theres Something About Mary where Warren yells, HE WAS MASTURBATING!! Play it when he walks out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted December 18, 2018 Well....did he finish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 18, 2018 Knock on the door violently. Yell out "you're not supposed to jerk off in the restroom!!" This crossed my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 18, 2018 Well....did he finish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted December 18, 2018 It's those back issues of National Geographic with their topless premodern cultural tribal women. Aw hell these pages are stuck together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 18, 2018 I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!! Sorry about that man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 18, 2018 I bet you need to pull open the restroom door to exit. So gross. Should be against the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted December 18, 2018 I bet you need to pull open the restroom door to exit. So gross. Should be against the law. This is why every restroom should have paper towel dispensers and not just the air dryers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 18, 2018 This is why every restroom should have paper towel dispensers and not just the air dryers. Air dryers are nasty. Do they ever clean the filters on them? You literally have other peoples shat blowing on your hands. I never use them. I'll wipe my hands on my own pants first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted December 18, 2018 Aren't you a cop? Can't you just ram the door down and arrest him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 18, 2018 Aren't you a cop? Can't you just ram the door down and arrest him? Crossing guard <> Cop 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 18, 2018 What do you expect when the library stops carrying National Geographic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 19, 2018 Aren't you a cop? Can't you just ram the door down and arrest him? I'm no longer a cop. (back issues) The lock can be opened from the outside with a coin. I should have opened the door and ran. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 19, 2018 Crossing guard <> Cop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites