Going to Riviera Maya in late February

[joneo 529]

http://www.oceanturquesaresort.com/

 

 

6 nights/ approximately $1200 all inclusive. Fock, I'll get my money back in booze.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Bring a turtleneck made of Kevlar. They like to chop off heads down there.

[drobeski 3,061]

Bring a turtleneck made of Kevlar. They like to chop off heads down there.

I'm safe

[vuduchile 1,941]

I'm safe

Another thread winner. You should make this your last post of the year.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Another thread winner. You should make this your last post ever.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

Enjoy!

 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Keep your head down and zig zag your way to the bar.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Don't forget, funeral expenses are sometimes tax deductible.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

our next tropical trip will likely be in that area. will be looking at the all-inclusives that include scuba.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Finally...Been waiting to cash in on the life insurance policy.

[joneo 529]

our next tropical trip will likely be in that area. will be looking at the all-inclusives that include scuba.

 

 

I've read this is an excellent place for scuba. I'm personally not interested but I'll get the skinny for you.

[joneo 529]

Keep your head down and zig zag your way to the bar.

 

 

I' figure I should buy an adult pair of arm floaties so when I tip over in the pool bar, I won't drown.

[tanatastic 2,061]

What a steal. Can very easily spend that in food and drink alone anywhere else.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

What a steal. Can very easily spend that in food and drink alone anywhere else.

It's mexico. He'll be in the bathroom most of the day...and night.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

It's hot. Stay hydrated. Drink lots of water. Out of the tap is fine.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I went a couple of years ago. I do recommend going to see the Mayan pyramids (there is another place besides chichen itza that they say is better. We went, it was cool) and also go swim in a cenote. Basically a big ass underground lake.

 

Both of these things can be done in half a day together. Hire a guide from your resort.

 

Other than that, there is no reason to leave the bar.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

I've read this is an excellent place for scuba. I'm personally not interested but I'll get the skinny for you.

We have been to Cancun and Cozumel. Great diving.

 

Some resorts include scuba, some do not. Your resort looks very nice.

 

In addition to chichen Itza, Tulum, and coba, check out xel- ha and xcaret.

[joneo 529]

It's hot. Stay hydrated. Drink lots of water. Out of the tap is fine.

 

 

Only bottled water for this boy..... anywhere i travel.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

 

Only bottled water for this boy..... anywhere i travel.

Ice cubes.

[joneo 529]

Ice cubes.

 

Beer

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

Beerbelly

Never would have guessed.

[joneo 529]

Never would have guessed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I went to Playa Del Carmen once. We were on a tour in a Cenote, and we could see the slick of the bat shlt on the surface of the water. Kind of gross. Well this young married couple who didn't even look 21 was in the group. The guy, out of nowhere, takes a drink of the water. The guide and I both looked at him in horror and told him not to do that again. I bet he had a pretty horrid rest of his honeymoon.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

You need to visit Xel Ha (pronounced Shell Ha). Anyone who is within reasonable distance from Xel Ha needs to experience it. The all you can eat and drink are cherries on top of the coolest park I have been to

[Nomad99 406]

 

 

Only bottled water for this boy..... anywhere i travel.

Don't eat the salsa....that's where they get you☠

[Strike 3,974]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/28/lawsuit-students-death-mexican-resort-served-tainted-alcohol/2138296002/

[NorthernVike 2,080]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/11/28/lawsuit-students-death-mexican-resort-served-tainted-alcohol/2138296002/

Yep. Mexico is a shithole. Never wasting my money by going there.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Yep. Mexico is a shithole. Never wasting my money by going there.

The sites to see are interesting and fun. The price is pretty reasonable. It's nice to just chill at the resort. Though I did end up with some diarrhea...

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Stay safe, my friend. Looks like press is making out to be at the resort, but it was really in a bar in a low income section far away from a resort in Playa del Carmen. I don't know if it is even near where you are going.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/01/07/7-dead-shooting-mexican-resort-playa-del-carmen/2508372002/

 

7 dead in shooting at Mexican bar in Playa del Carmen

Mark Stevenson, Associated Press Published 6:38 p.m. ET Jan. 7, 2019 | Updated 8:25 a.m. ET Jan. 8, 2019

[joneo 529]

Stay safe, my friend. Looks like press is making out to be at the resort, but it was really in a bar in a low income section far away from a resort in Playa del Carmen. I don't know if it is even near where you are going.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/01/07/7-dead-shooting-mexican-resort-playa-del-carmen/2508372002/

 

 

 

Wow, not far away at all. looks to be about 10 - 15 minutes away.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

 

Wow, not far away at all. looks to be about 10 - 15 minutes away.

RIP

[joneo 529]

RIP

 

I plan on staying at my resort. That's where the all inclusive alcohol is.

[joneo 529]

Leaving on Thursday morning. Just saw 5 people dead in a Cancun bar shooting.  Just great. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Tell everyone you meet that you were on el chapo's jury. 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Dude, there's a Cracker Barrel near there that serves unlimited apple butter. NOT to be missed!

[mmmmm...beer 691]

On 12/19/2018 at 8:24 AM, Bier Meister said:

our next tropical trip will likely be in that area. will be looking at the all-inclusives that include scuba.

Hello Beir, are you for scuba?

[wiffleball 4,640]

20 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Hello Beir, are you for scuba?

A lot of people don't realize that "scuba" is an acronym. Like "SWAT" or NAMBLA.

 

In this case, scuba stands for 

light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.

[Bier Meister 1,513]

35 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Hello Beir, are you for scuba?

If this was from wiff, I might be suspicious.

 

Coming from you, I am thinking you might be a little bit tipsy and forgot a word or two.

 

I love scuba diving if that answers your question.  Been certified for nearly 30 years.

 

[wiffleball 4,640]

Hola Bier! 

 

Has you of Mexico?

[mmmmm...beer 691]

7 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

If this was from wiff, I might be suspicious.

 

Coming from you, I am thinking you might be a little bit tipsy and forgot a word or two.

 

I love scuba diving if that answers your question.  Been certified for nearly 30 years.

 

Theres a man ass in the video so poss nsfw.

Hello Bier... are you for scuba?