Twas the Night before Christmas

[Mike Honcho 4,004]

when all through the board

not an insult was heard,

nobody's mother called a wh0re,,,,

[drobeski 3,061]

..and honchos mom blew me

As I reached down her blouse

[fandandy 3,311]

Ohh, wait. That's my mom. I'm in the wrong house.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

I opened the package of razors with care

Your moms hairy bush gave me quite a scare.

As I approached the gash, ready to start

She flexed her legs and ripped a huge fart

[Mike Honcho 4,004]

And Mamma with a headache, I in m cap

I settled down for a pornhub fap.

When I saw some b00bs that were so much fatter

On my computer, I almost splatter....

[drobeski 3,061]

The fart it did smell

Like a dead fish cooked in hell

All in the room began to gag and heave

With tears in thier eyes they were begging to leave

[Fireballer 2,367]

And Mamma with a headache, I in m cap

I settled down for a pornhub fap.

When I saw some b00bs that were so much fatter

On my computer, I almost splatter....

Well done

[Mike Honcho 4,004]

The fart it did smell

Like a dead fish cooked in hell

All in the room began to gag and heave

With tears in thier eyes they were begging to leave

 

Away to the window, I in a flash

I broke the windows, one huge crash

One deep breath, a gasp for air

That fart smelled like it came from a bear.

[drobeski 3,061]

 

Away to the window, I in a flash

I broke the windows, one huge crash

One deep breath, a gasp for air

That fart smelled like it came from a bear.

Not fitting through the window, I ran for the door

I must get away from this foul smelling whoore

To my despair I found the door has been locked

If I'm to survive this, i must drink till I'm cocked.

[Mike Honcho 4,004]

When what to my watering eyes should appear

Pabst Blue Ribbon, 12 unopened beers.

I knew in a moment that I must be quick

With fingers so nimble, 12 beers I did tip.

[joneo 529]

And then, in a twinkling, I heard at the door

The prancing and pawing of some fat little wh0re.

As I payed for some head, and was ready to spew,

Down she went and was ready for goo.

She went down on all fours and from behind her I took ,

I creamed in Honcho's mom, in every crevis and nook.

[joneo 529]

She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,

And I filled her ass; then turned with a jerk,

And laying my finger aside of her snatch,

She gave me a nod, as I came up her hatch.

[SenatorRock 708]

Thread of the year candidate

[drobeski 3,061]

All of a sudden I developed an itch

I think I got crabs from that fat smelly b!tch

Out came my razor, lighter fluid and my bic

Ballsack half shaved, I'll light it real quick

When the crabs start to scatter, I'll stab with an ice pick.

[Fireballer 2,367]

This is some Andrew Dice Clay reject sh!t in here

[Mike Honcho 4,004]

Joneo spent, he laid down in bed,

Whores and sluts dancing in his head.

His eyes grew heavy and he started to snore,

I didn't have the heart to tell him, Mom died in two thousand and four.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Stab stab and stab I did try

The stench of that snatch brought tears to my eyes.

When I went to torch those pubic lice

My hand quickly reached into the cooler for a handful of ice.

My pleasure turned to ire as I realized my balls were on fire

[the s is ilent 69]

The horror of the act

And sights I can not unsee.

A burning sensation

When I start to pee

[vuduchile 1,940]

She had a broad ass

And a round little clit

That shook like an earthquake

When I flicked it a bit

 

She was chubby and plump

A right jolly old kunt

I couldnt find her g spot

So I gave up the hunt

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

I worked I worked for over an hour

Finally rolling that fat azz in some flour

When I went to stick it in

The crabs ran to my chinny chin chin

When I ate her out they jumped back in.

[joneo 529]

Joneo spent, he laid down in bed,

Whores and sluts dancing in his head.

His eyes grew heavy and he started to snore,

I didn't have the heart to tell him, Mom died in two thousand and four.

 

Twas Christmas eve of 2003

that Joneo got the hurt; when he peed

Honcho's mom's last Christmas, what a delight

That Bukakke gangbang was a definite good night.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Why the deletored rhymes?