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Tebow gets engaged to former Miss Universe

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I may have to rethink this whole non-religious thing I have going on. :unsure:

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I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for.

 

I am sure if you are Tim Tebow and you have gone your whole life turning away top notch tail, you can wait

 

curious to me is if she is actually a virgin as well, my guess is NOPE, shes from South Africa, so you know shes had that dark meat

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I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for.

What does The Bible say about t1tty focking and giving her a pearl necklace?

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Link?

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

Link provided and confirmed.

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http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

Link provided and confirmed.

 

:lol: :first:

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7.25-carat ring?

 

Damn, she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch multiple times... Of course, he won't know if she is worth it or not...

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7.25-carat ring?

 

Damn, she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch multiple times... Of course, he won't know if she is worth it or not...

I noticed that too. I also noticed it said "solitaire" not diamond, and "internally flawless like you" which makes one think CZ.

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http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520

 

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

Link provided and confirmed.

 

POW!

 

:lol:

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http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520

 

"Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺"

Link provided and confirmed.

No. I was just replying to one person who called me gay because of my previous profession. I never said:

 

" have had much better." than whoever this chick is. I don't even know who this chick is.

 

Poor comprehension skills by you.

 

And just because you can't get a hot chick, doesn't mean I didn't. Sorry to inform you dude.

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He will finally be able to lose his virginity.

It will take approximately 5 seconds.

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I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is.

I cant imagine it as MYSELF, a goofy overweight loser.

 

With the caliber of poon he's likely had throwing itself at him, he's either ghey or has will of steel.

 

If it's the later, I don't understand it, but I respect it.

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I cant imagine it as MYSELF, a goofy overweight loser.

 

With the caliber of poon he's likely had throwing itself at him, he's either ghey or has will of steel.

 

If it's the later, I don't understand it, but I respect it.

Agreed. If he is able to hold off, I respect it.

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I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is.

Biggest lie in sports.

 

Starting QB at Florida, yeah he never landed any trim :rolleyes:

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On their wedding night...

 

Tebow: Please Lord don't let me cvm to fast please don't let me ahhhhhggggghhhhhh. WTF God! That wasn't even 5 seconds. :mad:

 

 

Rethinks life choices. :(

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On their wedding night...

 

Tebow: Please Lord don't let me cvm to fast please don't let me ahhhhhggggghhhhhh. WTF God! That wasn't even 5 seconds. :mad:

 

 

Rethinks life choices. :(

 

Fiance' "If you would have gotten rid of the ball as fast as you get rid of a load you might still be in the league."

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How disappointed will he be when he finds out she's been a whorra her whole life?

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How disappointed will he be when he finds out she's been a whorra her whole life?

Especially when he learns she's a Sodomite!

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Biggest lie in sports.

Starting QB at Florida, yeah he never landed any trim :rolleyes:

It’s complete horsecrap. He has dated multiple smoking hot women and celebrities. No chance they go along with this juvenile chastity thing.

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No. I was just replying to one person who called me gay because of my previous profession. I never said:

 

" have had much better." than whoever this chick is. I don't even know who this chick is.

 

Poor comprehension skills by you.

 

And just because you can't get a hot chick, doesn't mean I didn't. Sorry to inform you dude.

 

You don't need to lash out like that.

 

Sorry, pal, you got owned - and with your very own words. Take it like a man. All you can do is move forward at this point and hope you don't put your foot in your mouth again.

 

I'm rooting for you. :thumbsup:

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You don't need to lash out like that.

 

Sorry, pal, you got owned - and with your very own words. Take it like a man. All you can do is move forward at this point and hope you don't put your foot in your mouth again.

 

I'm rooting for you. :thumbsup:

Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything.

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Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything.

My god ... really????!!? :lol:

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