NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 Alive! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/jayme-closs-has-been-found-alive-barron-county-sheriff-says/ar-BBS5HCc?li=BBnb7Kz Unreal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 And only 70 miles away from her home. If i were the cops, I'd be beating the shiot out of this dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 11, 2019 And now it's time for the story that no one saw coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted January 11, 2019 And now it's time for the story that no one saw coming. She talked him into it. Then left him holding the bag. Same thing happened in Canada. But oh no! She's only made from sugar and spice and everything nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted January 11, 2019 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_family_murders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_family_murders Not saying this cant be similar, but where are you getting your info from? Or is this one of your make believe stories? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,380 Posted January 11, 2019 She talked him into it. Then left him holding the bag. Same thing happened in Canada. But oh no! She's only made from sugar and spice and everything nice. This is the most probable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 21 yr old male charged. Starting to smell fishy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 11, 2019 21 yr old male charged. Starting to smell fishy. That's what he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted January 11, 2019 Not saying this cant be similar, but where are you getting your info from? Or is this one of your make believe stories? You caught me. I am extremely proficient in creating Wikipedia pages. Also look up Hannah Anderson. Screw the force. P*ssy power is where it's at. Makes a man do crazy things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 12, 2019 You caught me. I am extremely proficient in creating Wikipedia pages. Also look up Hannah Anderson. Screw the force. P*ssy power is where it's at. Makes a man do crazy things. She is 13. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted January 12, 2019 She is 13. Insert GFIAFP comment here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 12, 2019 She talked him into it. Then left him holding the bag. Same thing happened in Canada. But oh no! She's only made from sugar and spice and everything nice. In your reality do all underage girls 'want it' regardless of evidence indicating otherwise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 12, 2019 I'm already looking forward to the day one of my precious baby girl daughters plots my death with a boyfriend she loves because he has a motorcycle. Ahh life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,028 Posted January 12, 2019 I'm already looking forward to the day one of my precious baby girl daughters plots my death with a boyfriend she loves because he has a motorcycle. Ahh life. Can you give us a time frame,got a death pool to fill out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 12, 2019 Can you give us a time frame,got a death pool to fill out. Oldest is 7...so that "Kill dad for boyfriend" wheelhouse is probably what? 15-19? So 8-12 years from now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 12, 2019 Oldest is 7...so that "Kill dad for boyfriend" wheelhouse is probably what? 15-19? So 8-12 years from now. https://imgflip.com/i/2qyxpq They grow up so fast.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 15, 2019 21 yr old male charged. Starting to smell fishy. You caught me. I am extremely proficient in creating Wikipedia pages. Also look up Hannah Anderson. Screw the force. P*ssy power is where it's at. Makes a man do crazy things. Whole lot of fail in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 15, 2019 Whole lot of fail in this thread. The smell went away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted January 15, 2019 Whole lot of fail in this thread. MAJOR FAIL. Turns out the guy saw her getting on a bus by her house as he was driving by and made the decision that "this was the girl I was going to abduct". https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/crime/2019/01/14/jayme-closs-case-criminal-complaint-charging-jake-thomas-patterson/2573478002/ (open in incognito mode as it's behind a paywall). "Jake Thomas Patterson first saw Jayme Closs getting on a school bus and "knew that was the girl he was going to take." Patterson said he repeatedly drove to the Closs home with the intent of kidnapping Jayme. The first time, which was several days after quitting his job at Saputo Cheese, there were "all kinds of cars in the driveway and it scared him off," he said. He then went back a day or two later but decided not to try to kidnap her that night because lights were on in the house and people were walking around inside. Patterson said he kidnapped Jayme about one or one-and-a-half weeks after he first went to the Closs home." The disgusting POS also killed her mother right in front of her. Shotgun blast to the head. I sometimes wish WI had the Death Penalty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 15, 2019 It'd be nice if we could just publicly hang him today. No need to waste the court's time and spend a bunch of money to go through a process. Don't get me wrong, I understand it needs to be that way...It'd just be nice if in a case like this, he could be dealt with immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted January 15, 2019 Was she even cute? Was it worth it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted January 15, 2019 Was she even cute? Was it worth it? She's no JonBenet Ramsey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 15, 2019 Was she even cute? Was it worth it? She gives off a Chelsea Clinton vibe, so well worth it for Sho and MDC types. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted January 15, 2019 She gives off a Chelsea Clinton vibe, so well worth it for Sho and MDC types. They say a BJ from Chelsea Clinton counts as anal too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 15, 2019 She's no JonBenet Ramsey. Hell is going to be one giant Geek Club meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites