if you were going to kill your wife. How would you do it?

[frank 2,144]

If?

[shotsup 830]

If?

FFS OOTMFFOTB

 

I came in here to Post just that !!!

[OldMaid 1,838]

There’s a particular part of a trail on Mt. Baldy called the Devil’s Backbone. It gets it’s name because of the steep drop offs on both sides, and several people have fallen to their death from there. Seems like a great place for him to ‘accidentally’ trip and fall.

 

[iam90sbaby 2,120]

Everglades like any proper Florida Man would.

[frank 2,144]

Everglades like any proper Florida Man would.

When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him IN the marsh.

[sderk 1,040]

Don't try this:

 

New York woman accused of trying to kill estranged husband with antifreeze

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/01/04/new-york-woman-accused-using-antifreeze-try-kill-husband/2482097002/

 

Funny thing about this is after seeing this thread I remembered an old story about a woman trying to kill her husband by putting small doses of anti-freeze in his beer. The neighbors noticed after a time that he was acting very sluggish. Then he went to a doctor and found out the cause. Bye bye wife. Happy jail time.

 

So when I looked for this story, I found the one above. Crazy. This woman tried it this year.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Don't try this:

 

New York woman accused of trying to kill estranged husband with antifreeze

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/01/04/new-york-woman-accused-using-antifreeze-try-kill-husband/2482097002/

 

Funny thing about this is after seeing this thread I remembered an old story about a woman trying to kill her husband by putting small doses of anti-freeze in his beer. The neighbors noticed after a time that he was acting very sluggish. Then he went to a doctor and found out the cause. Bye bye wife. Happy jail time.

 

So when I looked for this story, I found the one above. Crazy. This woman tried it this year.

 

There was a woman in Georgia that offed two of her hubbies like that. Sick b!tch.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Turner_(murderer)

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

If you're going to do it, I recommend Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.

[frank 2,144]

If you're going to do it, I recommend Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.

I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

 

Inconceivable.

[wiffleball 4,631]

 

Inconceivable.

I do not think that means what you think that means.

[scott4507 2]

Hire Robert Blake.

 

More like Robert Wagner.......

[scott4507 2]

This.

 

[wiffleball 4,631]

Apparently, I just have to make her swallow.

 

 

As in, would it kill you to swallow just once? It's my birthday!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

What do you call a party with six women on the rag and six with a yeast infection? A whine and cheese party..

[dain11279 927]

It's cheaper and easier to go to prison.

 

[wiffleball 4,631]

I would stick super glue in their pockets. Then call the cops about some lady threatening with a gun.

 

Brilliant!!!

[edjr 5,547]

I would stick super glue in their pockets. Then call the cops about some lady threatening with a gun.

 

Brilliant!!!

 

girls don't wear pants with pockets anymore

[wiffleball 4,631]

 

girls don't wear pants with pockets anymore

Oh God.

 

 

Those were skin folds!

[edjr 5,547]

Oh God.

 

 

Those were skin folds!

 

it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Her choking on my over sized phallus

[edjr 5,547]

Her choking on my over sized phallus

 

do you wash it after you remove it from your sphincter

[wiffleball 4,631]

Who are these oversized fellas and why would they kill your wife?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Sharks

[wiffleball 4,631]

Did you guys remember the story of the newlyweds and the dude f'ed with her oxygen?

 

 

It's a creepy-axx picture. He's posing for the camera (apparently), and she's in the background laying on her back on the sand at the bottom of the ocean literally like a statue that had fallen off a cruise ship.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=newlywed+scuba+murder&rlz=1C1NHXL_enUS700US700&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiawvWamJLgAhWT2YMKHetMDYUQ_AUIDigB#imgrc=khoSQ7wnzCTxWM:

 

 

ETA: I think he got away with it too.