fandandy 3,311 Posted February 1, 2019 My customers kept asking for free custom pens with my business name printed on the side. I checked and those damn things are expensive but I want to make them happy so I decided to change the name of my store to Bic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted February 1, 2019 4/10 You set too high a standard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 1, 2019 4/10 You set too high a standard. One of the top myths of the GC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted February 1, 2019 One of the top myths of the GC. Disagree, this dude brings the funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 1, 2019 Disagree, this dude brings the funny. He’s the guy at a party who explains his own jokes after laughing at them himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted February 1, 2019 It has the structure of something that would be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 1, 2019 It has the structure of something that would be funny. I was thinking at the start that if was a real story it would end in a relatable chuckle. As it stands, reality giving it a 4/10 proves my point of his comedy being a myth around here. Thats a 3/10 at best, having to ask if its funny brings it down to like a 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 1, 2019 Yes. But not funny haha. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted February 1, 2019 The jerk store called and theyre running out of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted February 1, 2019 unfunnystupidmotherfucker wouldn't fit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted February 2, 2019 funny no, corny yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted April 9, 2020 A white man, a Muslim and a Chinaman were walking along a beach when one of them tripped on a brass lamp. He picked it up and rubbed the sand off and lo and behold, a Genie popped up. Genie: ”Thank you for setting me free. For that I will grant each you one wish”. He turned to the Muslim and said “What is your wish?” Muslim: “Well I would like it if all Muslim people could be back in the Middle East with a good job” Genie: “Done!” And the Muslim disappeared Genie: To the Chinaman, “What is your wish?” Chinaman: “I wish all Chinese could be back in beautiful China with a good job” Genie: “Done!” And the Chinaman disappeared. Genie: To the white man, “What is your wish?” white man: “Let me get this straight … All the Muslims are back in the Middle East and all the Chinese are back in China? Genie: “That is correct”. white man: ”Well then, I’ll just have a Coke please ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 9, 2020 On 2/1/2019 at 3:31 PM, fandandy said: My customers kept asking for free custom pens with my business name printed on the side. I checked and those damn things are expensive but I want to make them happy so I decided to change the name of my store to Bic. This guy cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 10, 2020 Bic is a funny name for a used shoe store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted April 10, 2020 15 hours ago, posty said: A white man, a Muslim and a Chinaman were walking along a beach when one of them tripped on a brass lamp. He picked it up and rubbed the sand off and lo and behold, a Genie popped up. Genie: ”Thank you for setting me free. For that I will grant each you one wish”. He turned to the Muslim and said “What is your wish?” Muslim: “Well I would like it if all Muslim people could be back in the Middle East with a good job” Genie: “Done!” And the Muslim disappeared Genie: To the Chinaman, “What is your wish?” Chinaman: “I wish all Chinese could be back in beautiful China with a good job” Genie: “Done!” And the Chinaman disappeared. Genie: To the white man, “What is your wish?” white man: “Let me get this straight … All the Muslims are back in the Middle East and all the Chinese are back in China? Genie: “That is correct”. white man: ”Well then, I’ll just have a Coke please ... Admit it. One of them was originally African. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566 Posted April 10, 2020 16 hours ago, posty said: A white man, a Muslim and a Chinaman were walking along a beach when one of them tripped on a brass lamp. He picked it up and rubbed the sand off and lo and behold, a Genie popped up. Genie: ”Thank you for setting me free. For that I will grant each you one wish”. He turned to the Muslim and said “What is your wish?” Muslim: “Well I would like it if all Muslim people could be back in the Middle East with a good job” Genie: “Done!” And the Muslim disappeared Genie: To the Chinaman, “What is your wish?” Chinaman: “I wish all Chinese could be back in beautiful China with a good job” Genie: “Done!” And the Chinaman disappeared. Genie: To the white man, “What is your wish?” white man: “Let me get this straight … All the Muslims are back in the Middle East and all the Chinese are back in China? Genie: “That is correct”. white man: ”Well then, I’ll just have a Coke please ... It’s a Mexican and a black and it’s still a classic Rocco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
