Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 5, 2019 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6668795/Colorado-jogger-fends-kills-mountain-lion-rural-trail.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted February 5, 2019 What's Liam Neeson doing jogging in Colorado? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,122 Posted February 5, 2019 What's Liam Neeson doing jogging in Colorado? Article says mountain lion not black panther 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 5, 2019 Article says mountain lion not black panther Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted February 5, 2019 Article says mountain lion not black panther Nicely done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,015 Posted February 5, 2019 If he was really Chuck Norris he would of tamed and litter box trained that cat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 5, 2019 If he was really Chuck Norris he would of tamed and litter box trained that cat. Chuck's killed his share of cougars my friend. No woman can successfully ride that beard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted February 5, 2019 That guy is just lucky he didn't run into a bobcat or cougar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,015 Posted February 5, 2019 That guy is just lucky he didn't run into a bobcat or cougar A mountain lion and cougar are the same thing, and a bobcat is smaller(though we don't know the size of this juvenile lion). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 5, 2019 Article says mountain lion not black panther Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted February 5, 2019 7 hours ago, wiffleball said: That guy is just lucky he didn't run into a bobcat or cougar I wouldn't mind meeting a cougar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted February 5, 2019 Also, why does the article quote "self-defense?" It's like... maybe he went out of his way to attack and kill a mountain lion with his bare hands? Also the author seems disappointed that the human won, stating that it must have been a poor defenseless baby lion, because an adult would have kicked the human's ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 5, 2019 Who did the mountain lion rape? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted February 6, 2019 30 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I wouldn't mind meeting a cougar. Jesus Jerry, at your age she’d have to be 75 years old. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted February 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Jesus Jerry, at your age she’d have to be 75 years old. And here I am being a nice guy. When you posted that pic of Barbie and said that the place took 10 years off of your face, I was going to suggest you translate to dog years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, jerryskids said: And here I am being a nice guy. When you posted that pic of Barbie and said that the place took 10 years off of your face, I was going to suggest you translate to dog years. Nice guys never win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted February 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Nice guys never win. Lesson learned, biotch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, OldMaid said: Jesus Jerry, at your age she’d have to be 75 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted February 6, 2019 They found the poor creature doused in bleach with a noose around its neck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnD. 22 Posted February 6, 2019 Quote The sex of the animal that ambushed the jogger was not reported. Quality journalism right here. Leave no stone unturned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted February 6, 2019 Anyone else think this might be BS? I don't know......not sure it passes the smell test. Sure he didn't kill it then make up some story to save his ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,066 Posted February 6, 2019 I can speak from personal RDR2 experience: cougars can strike without warning and seriously fock you up before you even know what hit you. I wonder how many stars the pelt was after he skinned it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted February 6, 2019 48 minutes ago, supermike80 said: Anyone else think this might be BS? I don't know......not sure it passes the smell test. Sure he didn't kill it then make up some story to save his ass? The part about the mountain lion wearing a red hat and shouting homophobic slurs seems sketchy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,484 Posted March 1, 2019 On 2/6/2019 at 1:50 PM, supermike80 said: Anyone else think this might be BS? I don't know......not sure it passes the smell test. Sure he didn't kill it then make up some story to save his ass? Mountain lion Colorado runner killed was young kitten, officials say The mountain lion was determined to be around 3 to 4 months old and weighed 24 pounds at the time of its necropsy. https://www.foxnews.com/us/mountain-lion-colorado-runner-killed-was-young-kitten-officials-say Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Baker Boy said: Mountain lion Colorado runner killed was young kitten, officials say The mountain lion was determined to be around 3 to 4 months old and weighed 24 pounds at the time of its necropsy. https://www.foxnews.com/us/mountain-lion-colorado-runner-killed-was-young-kitten-officials-say Makes more sense now. Even a real life bad ass would have a hard time battling a full grown mountain lion. Bu that little kitten inflicted quite a bit of damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted March 1, 2019 On 2/5/2019 at 7:07 PM, OldMaid said: Jesus Jerry, at your age she’d have to be 75 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted March 1, 2019 On 2/5/2019 at 6:37 PM, jerryskids said: Also, why does the article quote "self-defense?" It's like... maybe he went out of his way to attack and kill a mountain lion with his bare hands? Also the author seems disappointed that the human won, stating that it must have been a poor defenseless baby lion, because an adult would have kicked the human's ass. i didnt read but most likely a liberal dumfock writer. also guarantee theres a bunch of comments from the libtard animal freak contigent about it being a senseless killing and how the jogger should have not ran that route or some other bs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted March 1, 2019 I read a different article yesterday... The authorities said the dude didn't do anything wrong, was justified in killing it and any mountain lion not fully mature is referred to as a "kitten" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,513 Posted March 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, kutulu said: I read a different article yesterday... The authorities said the dude didn't do anything wrong, was justified in killing it and any mountain lion not fully mature is referred to as a "kitten" 24lbs is still a good size for a cat. And with their speed and claws that's definitely more than enough to do damage. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted March 1, 2019 On 2/6/2019 at 2:40 PM, wiffleball said: The part about the mountain lion wearing a red hat and shouting homophobic slurs seems sketchy. I'm sorry, that's just plain funny right there. If I do say so myself.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: 24lbs is still a good size for a cat. And with their speed and claws that's definitely more than enough to do damage. That's one tough 'poosay' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,066 Posted March 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: 24lbs is still a good size for a cat. And with their speed and claws that's definitely more than enough to do damage. Jeez, even actual house cat kittens can scratch the sh1t out of you. A 24lb mountain lion could definitely fock you up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted March 1, 2019 My house cat weighs 24 lbs; I know because he is a fat fock and my wife has decided to put him on a diet, so she started weighing him this week to see if it is working. He would just lay on his back and wait to be killed (or petted) if in a confrontation though. That being said, a 24 lb kitten attacks a, I dunno, 6' 200 lb human? Seems like cat darwanism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted March 1, 2019 2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: 24lbs is still a good size for a cat. And with their speed and claws that's definitely more than enough to do damage. The cat was 24 pounds when they weighed him. They said he was likely 30-40 pounds when he attacked the dude, but before they could recover the cat it had been eaten a bit by its siblings. And the runner was a skinny fock, weighed around 150. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted March 1, 2019 Yeah that said they couldn't even tell the sex as those organs were eaten, but they think it was male. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted March 1, 2019 42 minutes ago, kutulu said: Yeah that said they couldn't even tell the sex as those organs were eaten, but they think it was male. freakin cawkeaters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 1, 2019 24 lb poosay? Rosie ODonnell's? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted March 1, 2019 5 hours ago, kutulu said: I read a different article yesterday... The authorities said the dude didn't do anything wrong, was justified in killing it and any mountain lion not fully mature is referred to as a "kitten" Well that's not right. What if it self-identified as a puppy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted March 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said: 24 lb poosay? Rosie ODonnell's? When she was born. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites